2017 NBA Manifesto
Joel Embiid
C, 7’0, 250lbs, 23 years old, 3 years of experience
Well, now. The talent is remarkable. The sheer speed at which he seems to have learnt everything is insane. So rarely can you visibly see a player improve from game to game. He is truly gifted. He is the LeBron James of centres. Except LeBron, of course, is famous for his durability. I am not a physician or a strength-and-conditioning coach and have no input worth a damn on what to do to stabilise Embiid’s career in this regard. But wrapping his limbs in thirteen-tog duvets, erring on the side of caution until about 2027 and then seeing where he is at seems duly appropriate.
Player Plan: One year of rookie scale salary remaining. Extension eligible, but needlessly risky with unproven health. Obviously two and a half years of the Embiid experience have not gone well, but the half that did….my God. With this in mind, keep until a limb falls off. Even then, it’s probably OK if it’s his left arm. Doesn’t need that one.
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C, 7’0, 250lbs, 23 years old, 3 years of experience
Well, now. The talent is remarkable. The sheer speed at which he seems to have learnt everything is insane. So rarely can you visibly see a player improve from game to game. He is truly gifted. He is the LeBron James of centres. Except LeBron, of course, is famous for his durability. I am not a physician or a strength-and-conditioning coach and have no input worth a damn on what to do to stabilise Embiid’s career in this regard. But wrapping his limbs in thirteen-tog duvets, erring on the side of caution until about 2027 and then seeing where he is at seems duly appropriate.
Player Plan: One year of rookie scale salary remaining. Extension eligible, but needlessly risky with unproven health. Obviously two and a half years of the Embiid experience have not gone well, but the half that did….my God. With this in mind, keep until a limb falls off. Even then, it’s probably OK if it’s his left arm. Doesn’t need that one.
