Your Mission, Since I Chose To Accept It

January 16th, 2009

Hello droogs. A while ago, I wrote this:

[I]t’s time for a new rule – no more Chris Crawford updates on this website. Not unless there’s ever anything to actually report, like if he commits a murder or becomes King of Poland or something.

(from “Where Are They Now, 2009: part 11”)

My reason for writing this flippant disregard was simple and self-explanatory – there really is no new Chris Crawford news to report. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Zip. Not a …