Pick 24: Although Barry wants a post-up player, Atlanta take
Damion James, an athletic combo forward who will resemble
Josh Smith in six years. By which I mean, when Josh Smith is 31 years old, he will resemble the Damion James of now. James is not a small forward, even at 6'7, but he produces. And he's athletic enough to keep doing so in the NBA. He free roams on defense, which is both a blessing and a curse, but he runs the court, rebounds prolifically, can drive the ball, and his jumpshot doesn't have terrible form. Doesn't go in much, but it might do one day.
He also has a beard like a Mii character. And what I mean by that is that, for no obvious reason, there's a gap between his hair and his beard adjacent to his ear. Whether he shaves it in or whether it just does not grow there, I do not know. But I do know that it does not work.
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Pick 27: Alongside a caption that optimistically calls Josh Boone a "key reserve," and fresh off of Keith Van Horn's second shoutout of the night, the Nets draft
Jordan Crawford out of Xavier. This gives David Stern yet another way to pronounce Xavier, apparently under the belief that there's a silent E at the front. Big night for the word Xavier.
However, Andy Katz is immediately brought in to announce that Jordan is not staying. He is being traded to Atlanta, along with the 31st pick, for the rights to Damion James. This unites Jordan and
Jamal Crawford, on a team still reeling from from the Josh Smith/
Joe Smith dichotomy of last season, but it's good value for Atlanta, who get a young and cheap replication of Jamal with a highly useful #31 pick to book. It's a bit strange for the Nets, however, who need as much outside shooting, halfcourt creating and backcourt scoring as they can get. And while they are also in dire need of halfway decent forward play, James isn't entirely dissimilar to
Terrence Williams, not in playing style nor overall talent. I rate James, but this isn't the best place for him.