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Marcus Fizer
Free agent - Last played in Puerto Rico
       Nicknames: "Senior"   NBA Experience: 6 years

    
Number: 18
    
Position: PF
    
Height: 6'8
    
Weight: 260
    
Hand: Right
    

Date of birth:
08/10/1978
    

Country:
USA
    

Drafted (NBA):
4th pick, 2000
    

Out of:
Iowa State
    


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Anagram: "Racism furze," a particularly bigoted type of shrub.
    

Agent: Mark Bartelstein (Priority Sports). Formerly Henry Thomas.

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Note: As you can probably tell, some of the nicknames were made up. Many are genuine, though, and they are only made up in the instances where a real one couldn't be traced. Many given nicknames are of common usage, but some are also sourced from lesser known sources - these sources are not often cited, not because I hate the people involved, but because there's too many to do so. For argument's sake, just assume that the unfunny ones are mine.

In the event where more than one agent is listed, this is because the player has more than one agent. Simple, really. This is rather commonplace - a lot of times, a player will sign with a big agency, and they will have both primary and secondary agents from within that agency to handle their affairs. (Where that happens, the primary agent is listed first.) Also, foreign players tend to have both American and domestic agents. Where the details of such are known, they are listed. It's essentially like a fun multiple choice game, except without the "fun", "multiple choice" and "game" elements.


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