To contact the ShamSports.com staff (all 1 of
us) about whatever it is that is ruining your day, peruse the options
below for what you need to do. And please actually read this thing.
It will save me a lot of time.
Additionally, the nicer you are in your email, the nicer I will be in
reply. However, I don't respond to about 80% of emails, because a lot
of them are a waste of time. So before you write to say something, ask
yourself - does this really need saying? Have I accurately described
what I'm attempting to convey? And would I come across as a twat for
writing this?
If the answer to any of those questions is not what you think I want
to here, then be disciplined and not actually bother. This would better
both of our lives.
Suggestions:
If you have a suggestion for something to put on the site, email it
to
suggestions@shamsports.com,
or harass me personally.
Corrections:
On the occasions that I cock up, which happens quite often, send abusive
mail to
corrections@shamsports.com,
and I will endeavour to correct it. Maybe.
Lawsuits:
If you intend to take me to the libel courts, email me at
ihavenothingbettertodothanannoy@shamsports.com.
Mutual backscratching:
While I don't do adverts, because they're annoying, I'm not adverse
to some mutual backscratching. So if you want me to do you a favour,
and you're prepared to do one back, please contact the site at
blatantblackmail@shamsports.com.
Groupies:
If you are writing to enquire after the availability of an NBA player
that you either intend to have sex with, or just did have sex with,
then please contact me at
redhotgroupieloving@shamsports.com.
This happens a hell of a lot more often than you may think, and it's
great fun for me to read.
If you are an NBA player writing to enquire about where dem hoes at........why
the hell are you asking me? Get off the net and walk into any bar/club
in America. You'll find someone.
Stuff:
Alternatively, you can send emails regarding anything to
admin@shamsports.com.
Or
anything@shamsports.com.
Example of a useless email:
"Hi, When I click Joe Smith i see Desmond Mason.Thats
all "
This sort of thing really doesn't help me, for I have no idea at all
of which page the sender is referring to.
So if you are sending a correction or something, please endeavour to
not waste both mine and your time. Tell me which page it is that you're
referring to. Otherwise I have no way of knowing, and I'm not going
through every page looking for what you're talking about. Thanks.
Also notice that I'm very bad at replying to emails regularly, because
I'm lazy. Rest assured though that they all get read, and if you say
nice things to me then you'll stand a greater chance of going to heaven
one day. Think about that.
