To contact the ShamSports.com staff (all 1 of us) about whatever it is that is ruining your day, peruse the options below for what you need to do. And please actually read this thing. It will save me a lot of time.

Additionally, the nicer you are in your email, the nicer I will be in reply. However, I don't respond to about 80% of emails, because a lot of them are a waste of time. So before you write to say something, ask yourself - does this really need saying? Have I accurately described what I'm attempting to convey? And would I come across as a twat for writing this?

If the answer to any of those questions is not what you think I want to hear, then be disciplined and don't actually bother. This would better both our lives.

Suggestions:

If you have a suggestion for something to put on the site, email it to suggestions@shamsports.com, or harass me personally.



Corrections:

On the occasions that I cock up, which happens quite often, send abusive mail to corrections@shamsports.com, and I will endeavour to correct it. Maybe. Unless it's a typo. Can't say I'm bothered by them.



Lawsuits:

If you intend to take me to the libel courts, email me at ihavenothingbettertodothanannoy@shamsports.com.



Mutual backscratching:

While I don't do adverts, because they're annoying, I'm not adverse to some mutual backscratching. So if you want me to do you a favour, and you're prepared to do one back, please contact the site at blatantblackmail@shamsports.com.



Groupies:

If you are writing to enquire after the availability of an NBA player that you either intend to have sex with, or just did have sex with, then please contact me at redhotgroupieloving@shamsports.com. This happens a hell of a lot more often than you may think, and it's great fun for me to read.

If you are an NBA player writing to enquire about where dem hoes at........why the hell are you asking me? Get off the net, walk into any bar/club in America, and make unsubtle references to your sexual prowess and bank balance. You'll find someone.



Stuff:

Alternatively, you can send emails regarding anything to admin@shamsports.com. Or anything@shamsports.com.

"Hi, When I click Joe Smith i see Desmond Mason.Thats all "



This sort of thing really doesn't help me, for I have no idea at all of which page the sender is referring to.

So if you are sending a correction or something, please endeavour to not waste both mine and your time. Tell me which page it is that you're referring to. Otherwise I have no way of knowing, and I'm not going through every page looking for what you're talking about. Thanks.

Also notice that I'm very bad at replying to emails regularly, because I'm lazy. Rest assured though that they all get read, and if you say nice things to me then you'll stand a greater chance of going to heaven one day. Think about that.