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Sunday, 21 February 2010

The Finances Of The Trade Deadline Deals

In the last week, more than 10% of the NBA was rehomed. 17 teams conspired to make 13 trades, and 43 players in the league were traded (along with 1 that isn't). A possible 14 draft picks changed hands, along with enough cash to support Iceland for a week. Three players were waived to accommodate incoming players (Chris Richard, Ricky Davis, Kenny Thomas), and one just wasn't asked back (Garrett Temple; re-signed since this intro was written). Trades ranged from the hugely significant (Kevin Martin) to the overbearingly underwhelming (Theo Ratliff). To use a phrase I use way too much, there truly was something for everyone. Unless you're a Heat fan.

(Drew Gooden and Larry Hughes also managed to achieve the dubious honour of being traded at three consecutive trade deadlines, with Gooden compounding his misery by compiling four trades in that time. It also seems reasonably inevitable that Gooden will be bought out by his new team (the L.A. Clippers), making him possibly the first player ever to be salary dumped at the deadline, only to be bought out and sign with a contender, in consecutive seasons. Congratulations, I think.)

While I was personally a bit gutted that my Adam Morrison and Memphis' second rounder for Steven Hunter trade idea did not go down, I was nonetheless stoked about this fine turn of events, as I'm sure you were too. Deadline day is second only to draft night in its badassity; there's something soothingly pathetic/pathetically soothing about cancelling all engagements, sitting indoors and mashing refresh until your eyes catch fire. I know you understand this, or else you wouldn't be reading this website.



As is usual around this time of year, many (if not most) of the completed trades were made primarily with financial motivations. This isn't news, for it happens this way every year, yet it gained added importance this year due to the awkward combination of a tough economic climate and the impending free agency crop. Teams were falling over themselves to both get under the luxury tax and open up as much summer cap room as was possible, trying to put themselves into a "flexible" financial situation that will allowed them to bid on this summer's highly prized free agents such as Chris Bosh, Acie Law and Cuttino Mobley. Some even managed it.

The salary information is now updated, aware as I am that it's the first thing people look at. Of particular note are the team salaries for both this season and next. Through moves earlier this season, the New Orleans Hornets managed to wriggle their way under the tax axe, albeit while losing contributors Rasual Butler, Bobby Brown, Hilton Armstrong and Devin Brown in the process. [Grant me some slightly liberal usage of the word "contributors", if you would be so kind. It's all relative. Relative to the contributions of, say, Ike Diogu.] Other teams were active at the deadline in trying to do the same, most notably the Utah Jazz, who managed to piss off their superstar in the process. But more on that later.



Most obviously salary dumping were the Washington Wizards. If they could find a way of consistently getting the ball over halfcourt, the five that they traded away (Antawn Jamison, Caron Butler, Brendan Haywood, Dominic McGuire, DeShawn Stevenson) would own the five they received (Zydrunas Ilgauskas, James Singleton, Quinton Ross, Al Thornton, Josh Howard) so badly that it would need a book written about it. The Wizards traded away the three best players amongst those ten and basically removed their own frontcourt; with buyouts of Ilgauskas and Fabricio Oberto looking inevitable, the Wizards will have only Singleton, Andray Blatche and JaVale McGee in the front court. This isn't good. (At least it will mean Flip Saunders has to play McGee, something he's basically avoided all season for no obvious reason.)

This implosion of talent, though, does not make them bad moves. All that talent had led to the Wizards winning only a third of their games, and when combined with the Wizards' mismanaged salary situation and ongoing Gilbert Arenas drama, an implosion was inevitable. And overdue. Even though the Wizards gave away the best players for expirings - which always stings really really REALLY badly from the fans point of view - they have managed to obtain almost $50 million in expiring contracts in doing so. Between Howard's team option, Ilgauskas's $12 million expiring (after a trade kicker), the incumbent big expirings of Mike James and Mike Miller, plus the smaller ones of Oberto, Singleton, Randy Foye and Javaris Crittenton, the Wizards now have only 6 players under contract for next season;

Gilbert Arenas - $17,730,693
Andray Blatche - $3,260,331
Al Thornton - $2,814,196
Nick Young - $2,630,503
JaVale McGee - $1,601,040
Quinton Ross - $1,146,337 (player option)

Total = $29,183,000.

When factoring cap holds of roughly $4.5 million for their own first round pick and for the one they obtained from Cleveland in exchange for Jamison, plus cap charges for having too small of a roster, the Wizards will have roughly maximum cap room available next season. They won't be using it to sign LeBron James or anything, but it's a start. If you're going to be a bad team, you might as well be one with as little future committed salary as possible.

They've also managed to dodge the luxury tax this season, too. Via a combination of the Butler trade with the Mavericks, the Jamison trade with the Cavaliers, the cheeky dump of McGuire onto the Kings, and aided in no small part by the Arenas and Crittenton suspensions, the Wizards have managed to avoid a luxury tax threshold that they were almost $10 million over to begin the season. The outgoing 2009/10 salary in the Dallas deal ($19,664,899) was more than the incoming ($17,534,266), as was the case with the Cleveland deal ( to ). Moving McGuire's $825,497 for no incoming salary was similarly beneficial, and the money saved from Arenas and Crittenton's suspensions is enough to just get the Wizards under the tax.

When a player is suspended by the league, the team is credited half of the salary lost during suspension for the purposes of luxury tax calculations. So if a player loses $500,000 due to a suspension, the team gets to knock $250,000 off of its tax number. A player is docked 1/110th of his annual salary for every game missed due to suspension; Arenas is suspended for 50 games, and Crittenton for 38. Therefore, Arenas loses $7,360,036 (which is his $16,192,079 salary, divided by 110, times by 50), Crittenton loses $510,554, and the Wizards get to dock $3,935,295 from their payroll for tax number calculation purposes. Their payroll currently stands at $73,513,218 after their deadline day deals, and with the luxury tax set at $69,920,000, you can probably see where this is going. Congratulations, I guess.


None of this would have been necessary, however, were it not for the mismanagement that put the team into the situation. Forgetting for a moment the slightly amazing decision to give $110 million to a man who will play in only 47 out of 246 games in three seasons, let's take a second look at the Wizards' past draft. Regardless of what you think of Ricky Rubio - and for the record, you should think a LOT of Ricky Rubio - you must accept that having him is better than having a combination of Randy Foye and Mike Miller. Miller was always destined to be a one year rental, and Foye was not equal in calibre to a top five draft pick, even in a bad draft. He, too, may not come back. As a basketball decision, the Wizards appeared to decide that one year of Mike and Randy was better than four years of cheap production from a quality young player. As a basketball decision, it was wrong.

(It's also of note that, when we said it was a two player draft, we meant Rubio and Blake Griffin. Not Tyreke Evans and Taj Gibson.)

(Oh and let's also overlook the decision to trade a first rounder to Memphis for Crittenton in the first place. No matter how protected the pick was, it was still a first rounder for a player who barely played when he was healthy, did not play well when he was healthy, has missed all of this season due to injury, who is suspended for the remainder of year, whose fourth year option they did not exercise due to his poor performance, and who will be out of contract - and perhaps the league - this summer. And that's without mentioning the surplus guard depth they already had Anyway.)

What that Rubio trade really did was shift the non-expiring contract of Darius Songaila. That was the prize, the purpose if you will, the reason why the best returning player for a #5 pick was only Randy Foye. In much the same way that double double machine (and ShamSports.com fantasy league mainstay) Brendan Haywood was just gifted away purely to facilitate getting out from under DeShawn Stevenson's final season of guaranteed money, the subtle switching of Darius, Etan Thomas and Stewie for Foye and Miller relieved the Wizards of Songaila's $4,818,000 salary for next season. Combine that with the fact that a combination of Foye and Miller cost $13,356,718, whereas keeping the three traded players would have cost $13,426,140 (assuming the #5 pick had not been signed), and you can see what they did there. They saved money. Congratulations, I guess.

Washington also decided to save money in the second round when they sold the #32 overall pick to Houston for a record $2.5 million. That's an awful lot of money for a second rounder, particularly in these more conservative times, and so even though it cost them a shot at possible contributors such as DeJuan Blair, Sam Young, Chase Budinger, Jonas Jerebko or Marcus Thornton, the move made some sense. And I say that as a big Sergio Llull fan.

But what didn't make sense is what the Wizards did with that saved money; a few short weeks after cashing it in, the Wizards signed Fabricio Oberto for the full amount of the Bi-Annual Exception, $1.99 million. Knowing that they were already over the tax threshold, and knowing that they already had four capable big men in place, the Wizards committed what looked to be as near as is $4 million's worth to one year of a player who had averaged slightly less than 3/3/2 the previous season. (The 2 is for fouls per game.) Oberto has responded by totalling 38 points, 49 rebounds and 70 fouls this season, numbers inferior to every member of the draft's second round, even those who haven't played in the NBA. A bad decision both financially and basketball wise.

The bad moves have gone on for a while. Signing Stevenson for that much instead of the superior Roger Mason Jr, for one. The Arenas deal, for another. Giving Darius Songaila a five year contract. Matching Larry Harris' ambitious offer sheet for Etan Thomas. Et cetera. Only now are they beginning to bite. If they'd bitten earlier, the Wizards could have been a good up-and-coming team by now. As it is, they've just begun the dismantling. The three deadline trades this season are, in a vacuuum, fairly solid moves. Yet the fact that the "future" is represented only by JaVale McGee and Andray Blatche at the moment is evidence that perhaps this should have begun a bit sooner.

As for the Mavs, it's pretty self evident. Butler is a lot better than Howard, and Haywood is a lot better than Gooden. If you can spend, you should spend. They spent, and thus they won. And as for the Cavaliers, it's a good move as long as they have budgeted to accommodate paying a 35 year old Antawn Jamison $15 million in two years time. If they can cope with that without simultaneously handicapping themselves, they've done well.



The other extremely active team at the deadline was the Knicks, who completed three trades of their own. One of them was the brilliantly pointless Darko Milicic for Brian Cardinal deal; Cardinal has already been waived, and Darko has already said he's going back to Europe once this season is over, which makes the logic behind the deal beautifully pointless (and inevitably, financially motivated; Cardinal's smaller cap number means less tax for the Knicks, and the cash New York gave up makes Milicic cheaper than Cardinal for Minnesota. Or at least the same cost.) On top of that, they traded Nate Robinson and Marcus Landry to the Celtics in exchange for the three expiring/unguaranteed deals of Eddie House, J.R. Giddens and Bill Walker. That deal saves the Knicks a little money, but will cost quite a bit for the Celtics who will have to pay Nate's $1 million playoff bonus (previously listed as unlikely), and then pay it again for tax. It's worth it, however, for the significant upgrade from House to he. (For that reason, it's kind of baffling why the Knicks did it. But none of it will matter anyway.)

The Knicks were also the most compelling protagonist in the deadline's biggest deal. Ever shameless in their pursuit of enough cap space to sign both Dwyane Wade AND Joe Smith, the Knicks craved Tracy McGrady's contract so freaking much that they gave up pretty much everything they have for it. Having already given their 2006 and 2007 firsts to Chicago (thanks!), and with their 2010 first owed unprotected to Utah, the Knicks continued on a theme by trading the product of their 2009 first (Jordan Hill) and their 2012 pick (top 5 protected for four years) to Houston, along with giving the right to swap 2011 picks with only top 1 protection. That's a pretty ridiculous amount of stuff just to get rid of the $9,553,320 that Hill and Jared Jeffries were owed next summer, but at least they're committed to a direction. That's....something.

The Knicks now have $18,637,294 committed next season, assuming that Eddy Curry exercises his $11,276,863 player option, which is about as likely as me using the phrase "congratulations, I guess" later on in this post. They have no cap hold for their first round pick, since they don't have one. Therefore, if we assume that they renounce all of their free agents - which they won't do instantly, but will do if they have good reason for it - then this is their cap situation for next year:

Eddy Curry - $11,276,863
Danilo Gallinari - $3,304,560
Wilson Chandler - $2,130,482
Toney Douglas - $1,071,000
Bill Walker - $854,389
Roster charges for not having 12 players - $3,315,228 (which is seven times the rookie minimum of $473,604)

Total = $21,952,522.

Walker's salary is unguaranteed if waived before July 8th, which seems likely to happen. Remove him and that puts the Knicks at $21,571,737.

A maximum contract for the trio of LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh starts at $16,568,908. Regardless of what the salary cap does, a player's maximum possible salary is never less than 190% of their previous salary, regardless of which team they are signing with. Therefore, to afford both of them outright, the Knicks would need the cap to be at least $54.71 million next year, something which it is not likely to be. However, this does not mean that they cannot afford two maximum contract players; if they really needed to open up those last couple of quid, Wilson Chandler would be easy to pawn off, considering the cheap price for his league average production. And the possibility of a sign-and-trade of David Lee is very much alive and kicking. So, financially at least, the Knicks are standing in good stead. They'd better be, considering all that they sacrificed to get here.

(Do they do that trade if they hadn't messed up the Hill pick in the first place? Probably not.)


Meanwhile, the Rockets gave up whatever cap space aspirations they made have had with this trade. By taking on the $20,153,325 earned by the Martin/Jeffries/Hill deal, the Rockets are not now 2010 players, but by taking on Kevin Martin, they also don't now need to be. The talent infusion was so substantial that whatever they may have wanted to do with that 2010 money - which was probably very little considering that the plan was to trade McGrady from day 1 - is now not significant. And the picks as well? Bonus. THIS, Miami, is what you do with a $23 million expiring contract. Watch and learn.


Sacramento's end of the deal is Carl Landry. Presumably given the option of dumping a bad salary or obtaining a quality player, they chose the quality player, as well they should have done. Landry is roughly Martin's equal and at a position of greater need; the fillers in the deal are relevant only for their expirings.

Landry is under contract for only $3 million next season, a veritable steal for a man of such great production. (It still makes no sense that the only offer sheet he could get was for 3 years and $9 million. We should have campaigned hard for more.) At the end of that, Landry will be an unrestricted free agent, but if they decline his team option this summer, he can be a restricted free agent will full Bird rights. It seems unlikely that Sacramento goes that route, considering that

a) they may lose him anyway,
b) teams spend their whole lives trying to underpay people, and they shouldn't throw it away once they finally get it, and
c) the new CBA kicks in in 2011, which will inevitably favour the teams.

Nonetheless, declining his option and locking him up for a few years with the benefit of a qualifying offer on their side remains a possibility until it isn't. If they don't take the risk, they'll have to pay up in 18 months time, or else lose him. And while I like Jason Thompson, Carl Landry is better.

It would be best for all concerned if Larry Hughes never suits up for them.

(Also not exactly sure they need McGuire, just another forward who won't play. But never mind. The pick that they traded to get him is top 41 protected, and thus irrelevant. And the cash will come in handy.)



The Bulls and Bucks both did two trades, including one with each other. Chicago was determined to find some more 2010 free agency money, as well they should be, so they dumped two average players for four mediocre-to-bad ones to ensure it. They first traded John Salmons to the Bucks for the expiring contracts of Hakim Warrick and Joe Alexander. And later they followed that up by trading Tyrus Thomas to Charlotte for Ronald Murray, Acie Law and a future first round draft pick. One that won't get until at least 2012 due to the outstanding first that Charlotte already owes Minnesota (Ty Lawson deal) via Denver (Alexis Ajinca deal).

In both instances, the outgoing Bulls player was the best player in the deal. And you never like to see that. Yet both of those players were only average; fringe starters and quality backups, useful but far from integral, and not the kind of player you jeopardise the possibility of a big free agency run for. Salmons would probably have opted into his contract next season, which would have been debilitating to the Bulls free agency hopes. So for the cost of two second rounders (the pick swap will not be relevant), the Bulls removed this risk. Thomas was going to be a free agent anyway, who would inevitably have to have been renounced; his stay in Chicago was well and truly worn out.

(They were also pretty determined to shift Kirk Hinrich, but found that there wasn't much of a market for a 29 year old backup calibre guard with no obvious position, earning $9.5 milion to shoot 38% in the worst season of his career. This is perhaps unsurprising. But Kurt is awesome, so we'll be fine with keep him for a bit longer.)

The Bulls now have the following contract situation next summer;

Lou Walding - $11,345,000
Kurt Hinrich - $9,000,000
Derrick Rose - $5,546,160
Joakim Noah - $3,128,536
James Johnson - $1,713,600
Taj Gibson - $1,117,680
Cap hold for first round draft pick (here assumed to be 17th) - $1,302,600
Five roster holds - $2,368,020

Total = $35,521,596

It's not as much cap space as the Knicks, but it's enough for Joe Johnson's inevitable max contract. There may also be renewed interest surrounding Hinrich around draft night, which could open up some more money. And the Bulls have two epic young pieces in Rose and Noah that should count for something. (And a statue.)

The two trades do however mean a slightly worse team for the remainder of this season. It's a necessary evil, unfortunately. At the very least, however, the Bulls have gained some guard depth. Chicago opened the year with absolutely none of that; their only shooting guard options were Salmons (ideally a small forward), Hinrich (ideally a point guard) and Jannero Pargo (ideally in Russia). After this move and the Aaron Gray/Devin Brown swap that proceeded it, they now have plenty of guard depth on the bench; Murray, Law, Pargo, Brown and Lindsey Hunter. But I think I preferred it when they didn't have any.





Milwaukee made another trade late in the day when they traded recent second round draft pick Jodie Meeks along with defunct big man Francisco Elson to Philadelphia in exchange for Primoz Brezec, Royal Ivey and an unprotected 2010 second round pick. They did this because in acquiring Salmons to go along with Jerry Stackhouse, Carlos Delfino and Charlie Bell, the Bucks had already acquired four potential shooting guard options to take any minute that Meeks might see. I don't know why any team needs all four of those very average and somewhat similar players at that one position, but Milwaukee decided that they do, which spelled the end for Meeks' opportunities. So a second rounder, trade exception and slight salary reduction is ample compensation.

Perhaps more importantly, they did the deal to get out from under Meeks' contract next season. He will only be earning the minimum salary, but it is guaranteed, and there's no point guaranteeing the future salary of a player to whom you can't guarantee a single minute of playing time. I would rather have Meeks than the second rounder, but with that depth chart, you can understand it. It's a good pickup for the Sixers, albeit the only pickup for the Sixers. Which is problematic.

The inclusion of Brezec, Ivey and Elson in the Meeks trade is so dull that I can think of nothing interesting to say about it, so instead, here's a monkey on a pushbike.





Two other trades had significant financial ramifications, one of which was the deal that saw Ronnie Brewer going to Memphis for a 2011 first round pick (top protected), which was as close as Utah could get to dodging the luxury tax this year. They failed, by about $3 million, and roundly pissed off Deron Williams in the process. (Brewer then tore his hamstring in his Memphis debut, which is pretty outrageously unfortunate.)

Of the other teams, only the Clippers made any significant future financial changes with their deals. After previously gifting away Marcus Camby to the Blazers for a backup point guard, a guy who can't play, no long term basketball assets and $3 million, the Clippers followed it up with a better move when they got in on the Jamison deal, traded Al Thornton to the Wizards and Sebastian Telfair to the Cavaliers, receiving Drew Gooden's expiring in the process. This move opens up $5,514,196 in cap room for the Clippers next season, and expunges the last remaining salary from their initial Zach Randolph trade. It gives the Clippers the following salary situation in the summer;

Baron Davis - $13,000,000
Chris Kaman - $11,300,000
Blake Griffin - $5,357,280
Eric Gordon - $3,016,680
DeAndre Jordan - $854,389 (unguaranteed until August 1st)
Roster hold for first round draft pick (here assumed to be 10th) - $1,865,300
Six roster spot cap hold things - $2,841,624

Total = $38,235,273


It's not quite max cap room, but it's nothing that can't be worked around. Then again, since this is still the kind of team that will occasionally trade starting calibre centres for $3 million without a luxury tax to fear, you can never be too sure of their intent.

As an aside, Gooden is now onto his 9th team in 8 years, having played for 7 (soon to be 8). He is putting on a solid run for the Most NBA Teams Played For record, currently joined owned at 12 by Tony Massenburg, Chucky Brown and Jim Jackson. If only he'd played a minute for the Wizards.

(The second deal opened up a roster spot, thereby allowing them to re-sign Ricky Davis. Let's see if they do so!)




There remain many taxpaying teams this year. As covered earlier this year, 14 teams were scheduled to be taxpayers earlier this year, and it's still a high number. The Lakers had no hope or no intention of getting under it, and retain the league's largest payroll, unable or unwilling to make any deals to shred a small amount off of it. (Not even my Morrison for Hunter special. Boooo.) The Knicks cleared future payroll but did nothing to change this year's, and Dallas, Boston and Cleveland took more 2009/10 salary on. Denver couldn't dump salary without jeopardising their current team, and rightly decided it wasn't worth it. San Antonio tried to dump salary, but couldn't shift anything other than Theo Ratliff's minimum contract (receiving a top 55 protected 2016 pick in the process; i.e. nothing at all). And while Orlando didn't seem to try, they'll have the added benefit of a reduction on Jameer Nelson's salary, as his $500,000 All Star bonus, previously listed as likely, will now no longer be applicable.

(Others with All Star bonus include Gerald Wallace, who will now cost $500,000 more with his earned incentive. Danny Granger did not make the team this year, so he will be listed as $200,000 cheaper next season. And Zach Randolph will be paid $333,333 for finally making the team, as well as shedding the burdensome label of being the highest paid no-time-All Star of all time. That "honour" now goes to Damon Stoudamire, Zach's former teammate and current assistant coach at Memphis.)

But some teams did make it under. As described earlier, Washington have joined New Orleans in making it under after their three deals, and they are joined by Houston. The Rockets were taxpayers until this week after spending their two MLE's worth of dough over the summer, and although the insurance payments on Yao Ming's contract numb the pain a bit, it was still less than ideal. However, one further bonus for the Rockets in the Kevin Martin trade was the $4 million payroll drop this season alone. Even with Jared Jeffries's trade kicker. Therefore, with that one move, they've acquired a star player, a useful youngster, a first round draft pick, a right to swap that may prove hugely beneficial, and about $10 million this season in saved salary and rebates. All for the cost of an inactive list player, a small amount of cap space they weren't intending to use anyway, and their backup power forward.

Congratulations, I guess.




The big winners of the trade deadline were Dallas, Houston, Portland and Cleveland. The teams that did pretty good to fairly well were Philadelphia, Milwaukee, Charlotte, Memphis, Boston and the Clippers. The team who did either brilliantly or catastrophically were the Knicks; hindsight will tell that story soon enough. Teams that didn't do as badly as it might appear were Washington, Phoenix and Chicago. Those that lost were San Antonio, Utah, Miami, Mark Blount and Detroit.

Not coincidentally, the four winning teams were the three teams that took on and gave out money. Cash rules everything around us.

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Thursday, 3 September 2009

Where Are They Now: 2009 Summer League Teams Part 3

It's been roughly two months since summer league started, and most of the players involved have been rehomed now. The following is a list of where everybody currently is, or where they might be going.

This list gets a bit long, so if you want to just skip to your favoured team, you can do so. I'll allow that.


New York Knicks

My initial summary


- Wink Adams: Adams is signed with Oyak Renault Bursa in Turkey. Wink Adams fact: an anagram of Wink Adams is "wankmaids." When I'm rich and famous, I'm hiring wankmaids. Fact.

- Alex Acker: Almost as soon as he was back in it, Acker is out of the NBA again. He is signed with Armani Jeans Milano in Italy.

- Blake Ahearn: See Nets/Sixers entry.

- Morris Almond: Almond is unsigned. I haven't heard anything about him agreeing to a training camp invite anywhere, but I wouldn't be surprised if he did. And I wouldn't be surprised if it was with the Knicks.

- Warren Carter: Unsigned.

- Joe Crawford: Crawford is, and always was, under contract through 2010. So he's going to camp.

- Toney Douglas: Douglas shot like crap in summer league, but passed for an impressive 7 assists per game. If he's going to try and reinvent himself as a point guard in the up-tempo system, then that's a pretty good start. However, the entire team shot less than 39% for the tournament, which is less complimentary of Douglas's offense-running skills.

- Patrick Ewing Jr: Ewing missed summer league with injuries. He is unsigned, and sounds like a training camp candidate.

- Jordan Hill: Jordan Hill may well prove to be the second best big man in this draft. This says more about the draft than Jordan Hill.

- Ron Howard: Unsigned.

- Yaroslav Korolev: For the Knicks to have thought they could have gotten anything out of Yaroslav Korolev was very, very ambitious. Although not nearly as ambitious as the Clippers drafting him in the first place. I can't find anything that either confirms or denies that Korolev will be with Dynamo Moscow again next year, but assume that he is until further notice.

- David Noel: Noel agreed to sign in France with Roanne back in June, and was still playing in the Philippines playoffs when summer league was going on. As a result, he never played for the Knicks.

- Mouhamed Sene: Sene was waived by the Knicks after summer league ended. He blocked 8 shots in 35 minutes of SL play, but, as ever, showed nothing else. He remains unsigned. Answer me this: who was the last player drafted in the lottery with absolutely no background success in the professional game before he was drafted, that went on to be actually be at least decent in the NBA? It wasn't Sene. It wasn't Korolev. And it wasn't the guy whose entry is two below this one, either. It's been a while.

- Rashaad Singleton: Singleton is unsigned. The ABA looks inevitable.

- Nikoloz Tskitishvili: Skita played well in summer league, blocking shots and shooting the good three pointer that he now lives by. With the recent proliferation of draft bust articles, it's hard to find any good Skita news. But as far as I know, he's unsigned.




Oklahoma City Thunder

My initial summary


- DeAngelo Alexander: Unsigned. Uninteresting.

- Marcus Dove: Likewise.

- Tony Durant: Durant also doesn't appear to be signed anywhere, but his Twitter makes it sound like he's having great fun anyway hanging around his brother's mates and meeting honeyz. Which is fair enough.

- Moses Ehambe: Ehambe is also unsigned and looks like a decent candidate to return to the D-League.

- James Harden: Will I stop saying "giggidy" after every mention of this man's name? Hopefully.

- DeVon Hardin: Will I stop saying "giggidy" after every mention of this man's name? Probably not. Hardin had a decent summer league, outplaying the guy he was backing up (B.J. Mullens), but he's unsigned as of right now.

- Kyle Hines: Hines is to spend a second season with Prima Veroli in Italy's LegaDue.

- Serge Ibaka: Ibaka signed with the Thunder, to a contract absolutely identical to that of Mullens. Such is the way of the rookie salary scale.

- Shaun Livingston: After waiving Earl Watson and trading Chucky Atkins, Livingston is now set to be OKC's primary backup point guard. Considering this man was being salary dumped 7 months ago, and couldn't play basketball two years ago, this is a hell of a result. Unless Kevin Ollie steals it from it.

- Keith McLeod: McLeod is unsigned. If he's looking for another NBA training camp invite, he's an optimist.

- B.J. Mullens: As if determined to make me stop saying "giggidy," B.J. wants to be known as Byron from now on. I refuse to co-operate.

- Richard Roby: In two summer leagues with the Thunder, Roby played all of 12 minutes. Thanks for all the travelling, Rick. He remains unsigned.

- Doug Thomas: Thomas played all of 1 minute more than Roby. Again, thanks for your patience. He too is unsigned, and if you want to know if he'll return to the mighty Sweden, then this is the website that will bring you that news. Eventually.

- Robert Vaden: Despite having "drafted in the NBA" on his resumé, the best Vaden could manage was a spot in Italy's LegaDue with Aget Imola.

- Kyle Weaver: Weaver turned it over quite a ridiculous amount in summer league, but played fairly well otherwise. By the way, is it just me, or does he look like Eddie Robinson?

- Russell Westbrook: Westbrook had a very good Orlando summer pro league. He continues to impress, sort of.

- D.J. White: Same goes for White, who might not welcome Ibaka's presence, but who has played well at every level so far. The difference in strength between the 2009 and 2008 drafts is pretty bloody spectacular, when you think about it.




Orlando Magic

My initial summary


- Maurice Ager: After three really bad years, Ager is out of the NBA, and has signed with Cajasol Sevilla in Spain.

- Lance Allred: Allred has signed in Italy's SerieA with NSB Original Marines Napoli, a team that was last year known as Solsonica Rieti and which weren't in Napoli. That list will happen, I promise thee. We'll add it to the site's to-do list, which currently features 55 things. (True story.)

- Ryan Anderson: A good addition. A good summer for Orlando, all told.

- Brian Chase: Chase has signed with C.B. Valladolid in Spain's ACB.

- Ronald Dupree: Dupree never played with the Magic after all. See Nuggets entry.

- Courtney Fells: Unsigned.

- Levance Fields: Fields is signed in Russia with Spartak St Petersburg.

- C.J. Giles: See Nuggets entry.

- Richard Hendrix: See Nuggets entry. By the way, Orlando and Denver played in different summer leagues, which explains all this duplication between the two rosters.

- Stevan Milosevic: Milsoevic turned it over 7 times in 16 minutes of summer league action, which is not bad going. As far as I can tell, he is unsigned.

- Jeremy Pargo: See Pistons entry.

- Kasib Powell: Powell is playing with Tyrell Biggs and A.J. Abrams with Trikalla in Greece. He says he's pretty much given up hope of making the NBA. But he's good enough to be in it, whether the league knows this or not.

- Milovan Rakovic: I'm not certain if Rakovic will return to Spartak St Petersburg to partner Fields, but it looks like he will.

- Jeremy Richardson: Richardson has signed with Aris Thessaloniki in Greece.

- Russell Robinson: Robinson is unsigned, and another year in the D-League makes sense, since he did actually develop there. And that's what it's for, after all.

- Darian Townes: See Jason Ellis, Nets/Sixers entry.




Phoenix Suns

My initial summary


- Kaspars Berzins: Berzins has signed with Fuenlabrada Madrid for next year.

- Josh Carter: Carter has signed with EWE Baskets Oldenburg in Germany.

- Earl Clark: Should he have gone ahead of former Louisville team mate Terrence Williams in the draft? Short answer: yep. Especially since the Nets spent all of last summer acquiring mediocre forwards. Don't see why they needed another one this year.

- Geary Claxton: Claxton is unsigned and looking for all the world like a D-League veteran in the making.

- Lee Cummard: Cummard is signed with ALBA Berlin in Germany.

- Zabian Dowdell: Dowdell impressed in summer league, and is looking for an NBA offer. If he doesn't get one, he has a standing offer from Italy, but it's in LegaDue. And Dowdell is above that.

- Micah Downs: Downs is the other American signed with KK Zadar in Croatia, alongside Trent Plaisted.

- Goran Dragic: Dragic's last two months of his rookie season weren't bad. His first 4 were awful, but there's always going to be an adjustment period. His summer league performance was pretty good, too, so maybe we can pretend his bad start didn't happen. But now would not be the time for a sophomore slump.

- Taylor Griffin: Griffin has signed with the Suns; a two year minimum contract with $250,000 guaranteed in the first year, and a completely unguaranteed second year that becomes $200,000 guaranteed if he makes the 2010/11 opening day roster. It looks like he really is going to play in the NBA after all.

- Jiri Hubalek: Hubalek is signed with Banco di Sardegna Sassari in Itaky's LegaDue.

- Takuya Kawamura: Kawamura went back to Japan and Tochigi Brex. He had his four minutes of NBA PT, what more does he want?

- Robin Lopez: I still believe.

- Carlos Powell: Powell has an offer from Carmatic, the LegaDue team also after Dowdell. He remains unsigned.

- Chris Rodgers: Rodgers was released early by the Suns and has not signed anywhere since.

- Alando Tucker: Am I the only person that gets Alando Tucker and Arron Afflalo mixed up? I hope not. I feel stupid enough already.




Portland Trail Blazers

My initial summary


- Deji Akindele: Akindele is signed with Xacobeo BluSens Obradoiro in Spain's ACB.

- Jerryd Bayless: Welcome to the deepest part of the bench, Jerryd Bayless. Don't worry, the whole league still rates you as some kind of future superstar, so you'll be fine in the long run. By the way, Bayless turned it over more than 6 times a game in summer league.

- Dante Cunningham: Signed to a two year fully guaranteed minimum salary deal. You heard it here first. Well, OK, you heard it here second, because you heard it here first. But I had a hand in that too. I'm a mover and shaker, don't you know. Got my hand in everything. Giggidy.

- Uche Echefu: Unsigned.

- Matt Freije: Freije, a newly Christened Lebanese national, just signed in his homeland with Al Riyadi.

- Thomas Gardner: Unsigned, and it doesn't look like the Hawks want him back.

- Pooh Jeter: Jeter is unsigned, as evidenced by his Twitter, where he also proves that he can't spell for shit. His sister Carmelita won a bronze at the 2009 World Atheltics Championships last month, and she also has the finest name in the world. Carmelita Jeter. Good stuff.

- Bobby Jones: Jones is signed with Banca Tercas Teramo in Italy.

- Joe Krabbenhoft: Krabbenhoft is unsigned. His Twitter suggests a lot of holidaying and some succinct world views.

- Patrick Mills: Mills is unsigned. He probably wouldn't have been, but he broke his foot early in the summer. He may still sign.

- Dwayne Mitchell: Mitchell is signed with Hapoel Holon in Israel.

- David Moss: Moss is signed with La Fortezza Bologna in Italy.

- Drew Neitzel: Neitzel is signed with ES Chalon-Sur-Saone in France.

- David Padgett: Padgett is signed with U.B. La Palma in Spain's LEB Gold (second division).

- Jeff Pendergraph: Pendergraph has not yet signed with the Blazers, but he will do soon.




Sacramento Kings

My initial summary


- Robert Battle: Battle's surprise NBA sojourn is over with. Last year he was one of the best big men in the LEB Gold with Valladolid, helping them win promotion tot he ACB; he's gone back there for this season to consolidate his success.

- Jon Brockman: Brockman has not yet signed with the Kings, which, considering how high they picked him and how much rebounding help they need, seems a little strange. He figures to sign later.

- John Bryant: Unsigned. An 80 year old man of the same name recently went missing, which makes John Bryant news hard to find.

- Pat Calathes: Calathes is to spend a second season with Costa Cafe Marousi in Greece.

- Omri Casspi: Signed with the Kings; as soon as he sets foot on the floor in a regular season game, he'll be the first Israeli to play in the NBA. Although don't you go thinking that Yotam Halperin and Lior Eliyahu couldn't do it.

- Tyreke Evans: It has already been announced that Evans will start at point guard for the Kings. Thank Christ for that.

- Donte Greene: Greene was less selfish in this year's summer league than last year's, which is like saying that Pol Pot felt slightly less genocidal than usual at Christmas. Greene also shot less than 30%, so maybe some more passing was in order.

- Spencer Hawes: In case you missed it, Hawes didn't turn up to summer league, and didn't tell the Kings that he was doing this. Bad times. Stupid times, really.

- Marcus Landry: Unsigned, but had a good summer league. Training camp contract? Maybe.

- Wesley Matthews: Same as Landry, although he didn't do quite as well.

- Jerel McNeal: Also unsigned. Played fairly well in summer league, too, but didn't have as much opportunity.

- Brian Roberts: Roberts is signed with Brose Baskets Bamberg in Germany.

- Victor Stowes: Stowes signed in Venezuela with Espartanos de Margarita, a team that just took a seven year hiatus for reasons I don't know.

- Jason Thompson: Thompson didn't play in summer league, either. Did he need to?

- Ryan Toolson: Toolson is signed with Pinar Karsiyaka SK Izmir in Turkey.




San Antonio

My initial summary


- Antonio Anderson: Anderson is unsigned. D-League, presumably.

- Romel Beck: Beck is unsigned, and only yesterday was kicked off of the Mexican national team for being too selfish. He was leading them in scoring at the time, so he must have been REALLY selfish.

- DeJuan Blair: Signed a four year contract, the first two years fully guaranteed, the final two years fully unguaranteed with guarantee dates to come. Use the salaries pages.

- Eric Dawson: Dawson is signed with the Mitsubishi Diamond Dolphins in Japan.

- Nando De Colo: Coco De Colo is signed with Valencia in the ACB.

- Alonzo Gee: Unsigned. That reminds me, I've still got to watch Alabama versus Auburn from like 6 months ago.

- James Gist: Unsigned.

- Malik Hairston: Going to camp with the Spurs. Contract is $50,000 guaranteed.

- George Hill: Will back up Tony Parker once again, and will do it bloody well.

- Carldell 'Squeaky' Johnson: Unsigned, presumed D-League returnee.

- Stephane Lasme: Lasme is signed with Maccabi Tel-Aviv in Israel.

- Ian Mahinmi: Now is the time to show something. I appreciate that injuries killed his year last year, but Mahinmi still hasn't done a damn thing yet, and the Spurs don't have money to waste.

- Jack McClinton: McClinton shot like crap in summer league, but might go to camp anyway. But if he does, it's unlikely he makes the team.

- Donell Taylor: Unsigned.

- Marcus Vinicius: Vinicius is signed with Sigma Coatings Montegranaro in Italy's SerieA.




Toronto Raptors

My initial summary


- Paul Davis: The sexually immature Davis is unsigned, and hasn't got the full MLE contract that he predicted.

- DeMar Derozan: He'll be somewhere in the Raptors rotation at some point, but Bryan Colangelo needs to remember that you can have indeed too much depth. So don't bring in any more two's now, Bryan.

- David Doblas: Doblas is committed to a third year at Lagun Aro, the ACB team that used to be a LEB Gold team named Bruesa-Guipuzcoa. Confusing, really.

- Quincy Douby: Douby is still with the Raptors, despite everyone around him being culled. He's currently the 15th man on a 15 man roster, but that's also all he needs.

- Carl English: English is signed with Caja Laboral Vitoria in the ACB.

- Ekene Ibekwe: Ekenechukwu is signed with Kepez Bld Antalya in Turkey.

- Nathan Jawai: See Dallas entry.

- Demetris Nichols: Having been both a member of the Bulls and Knicks last year, and having been a member of Raptors summer league, and having had a workout with the Pacers earlier this summer, it's fair to say that Nichols is on the cusp of the NBA. As a result, he'll probably go back to the D-League. He may even get a camp invite.

- Patrick O'Bryant: O'Bryant's now-guaranteed contract seems to ensure that he'll be a Raptor next year, if only an inactive list Raptor.

- Smush Parker: Parker is unsigned.

- Brent Petway: Petway is signed with Ilysiakos Athens in Greece.

- Shawn Taggart: Taggart is unsigned, and if anyone knows the meaning behind the "murder" joke that I'm temmpted to make here, then you're a bad bad man. Should have stayed in school, really.

- Roko Ukic: Ukic is now a Buck, just one of their many pointless acquisitions this summer. You can probably tell that I'm less than enthralled by their summer.




Utah Jazz

My initial summary


- James Augustine: See Chicago entry.

- Jimmy Baron: Baron shot the ball well for Jazz, although in fairness all he did was shoot the ball. He did enough to win a spot with Mersin in Turkey, which is why he didn't need to play any more summer league (see below).

- Cedric Bozeman: The Boze Man is unsigned and looks like a logical candidate to return to the D-League, what with all the progress he made there last year.

- Derrick Brown: Brown has signed with Charlotte to a two year minimum salary contract. First year is fully guaranteed, second year is $100,000 with multiple guarantee dates.

- Josh Duncan: Duncan's summer league exploits (57 points on 29 shots) landed him a spot with Liege Basket in Belgium.

- Andre Ingram: Ingram is unsigned. A third straight season with the Flash (AAA-AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!) looks to be in order.

- Kosta Koufos: Koufos played useful minutes on a contending team. The Jazz have great big man depth, and he's partly why.

- Kevin Kruger: Kruger is signed with Original Marines Napoli in Italy.

- Kevin Lyde: Lyde is signed with Eisbaeren Bremerhaven in Germany, thus sparing Jazz fans the inevitability of him coming to training camp again.

- Wesley Matthews: See Kings entry.

- Eric Maynor: Question for Jazz fans: does Maynor play ahead of Ronnie Price next year, or behind him? And if it's behind, why?

- Goran Suton: Suton has not yet signed, be it with the Jazz or with anyone. If he signs with the Jazz, he'll be very lucky to make the team, so he's best served using his Bosnian passport to land a nice European gig somewhere. I've heard that Italy is nice.

- Dar Tucker: Unsigned. Dar Tucker fact: Dar Tucker's name "Dar" is short for "Darquavis", which is one of the most unique names you'll ever hear.

- Larry Turner: The people's champion is signed in Spain with Fundacion Adepal Alcazar. But they're not in the ACB. Nor are they inthe LEB Gold. They're in the LEB Silver, the third tier of Spanish basketball. Larry Turner, everybody. A big hand please.

- Gary Wilkinson: Wilkinson was taken in the KBL draft and will play for Dongbu Promy next year.




Washington Wizards

My initial summary


- Alade Aminu: Unsigned.

- Dwayne Anderson: Unsigned.

- Ryan Ayers: Unsigned. Good start to the list, this.

- Jimmy Baron: Baron didn't play for the Wizards; see above.

- Andray Blatche: Blatche put the three pointer to bed in this summer league. Maybe he's figuring it out. He's also changed his number to #7 for no obvious reason.

- Javaris Crittenton: With Gilbert Arenas returning, Randy Foye and Mike Miller arriving, DeShawn Stevenson and Nick Young returning, and Mike James hanging around whether the Wizards like it or not, where the hell is Crittenton going to play next year? Considering they just gave up a first round draft pick to get him (admittedly only returning a heavily protected one), they're surely going to have to find somewhere.

- John Edwards: Edwards has signed abroad for only the second time in his professional career, going to join Kolossos Rhodes in the Greek league. He's now 28, and exactly the same player as he was when he was 22, so maybe he's conceded the NBA dream and is now looking for paychecks.

- Josh Heytvelt: Heytvelt played in every Wizards summer league game, even starting 1, but he didn't do a lot. He has since signed in Turkey with Oyak Renault Bursa, alongside Wink Adams and a guy called Ufuk Kacar. Good names all.

- James Lang: Unsigned.

- Javale McGee: JaVale McGee doesn't like me very much.

- Dominic McGuire: D-Mac remains on the Wizards roster. His contract is fully unguaranteed and has no guarantee date, so it costs the Wizards nothing to keep him around until training camp. But to stay beyond that, he'll have to show something. The 5.5 points and 3.5 turnovers per game on 20% shooting that he totalled in summer league isn't getting it done.

- Tywain McKee: McKee signed in what's left of the Australian league today with the Wollogong Hawks. It probably didn't help that he shot 9% in summer league.

- Tyrese Rice: Rice is signed with Greece with Panionios, where he'll pair up in the backcourt with B.J. Elder (giggidy). Considering that the two are pretty similar, it doesn't sound like a great idea.

- Jason Rich: Rich turned a blistering 21% shooting performance in summer league into a nice little contract with Maccabi Haifa in Israel. Maccabi Haifa have probably made more news this summer for their signing of Jeremy Tyler, but it's still a good placement for Rich.

- Alex Ruoff: Ruoff didn't play with the Wizards in summer league. He didn't need to, because he signed with Belgacom Liege quite a while ago.

- Diamon Simpson: The highly likeable Simpson never actually made the Wizards summer league team; he, along with Anderson, Ayers and Lang were the cuts made from a mini camp the Wizards held before summer league play started. Simpson remains unsigned.

- Kyle Spain: Spain is not signed in Spain, annoyingly, but is instead signed with the Passe-Partout Leuven Bears in Belgium. Hell of a name, that.

- Brandon Wallace: Wallace is unsigned, but he's not going back to Poland.

- Nick Young: If Washington starts Foye at shooting guard, like they should do and like they've threatened to, then how do Stevenson and Young divvy up the backup minutes? Will Young beat out Stevenson? He should do, considering Stevenson has the offensive ability of Mother Teresa on a particularly charitable day. But I'm not yet convinced that he will.

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Saturday, 25 July 2009

Summer league round-up: San Antonio Spurs

View the Spurs summer league roster.

- Antonio Anderson: Anderson was Tyreke Evans's completely ill-fitting backcourt team mate last season. Like Evans, Anderson is 6'6, athletic, and a good passer and playmaker for that height. Like Evans, he's not ideally suited for guarding the point and has no significant jumpshot. But unlike Evans, Anderson is a bit crap. And unlike Evans, Anderson is 24. The dribbling and shooting flaws haven't gone away yet, and time is running out for it to happen.

- Romel Beck: Beck is a 27 year old former UNLV grad whose four year professional career has included his native Mexico, the CBA, the D-League, Puerto Rico, Venezuela, Italy and Croatia. Last year in 16 games for the Dakota Wizards, Beck scored a blindingly efficient 15.9 points in 27 minutes per game, on percentages of 50.9%/49.2%/90.2%. Beck pretty much only scores; he doesn't rebound, make plays for others, or play much defense. But even though he's thin, he's very tall for a shooting guard. And he's definitely got the scoring talent. Here's a video of him crossing over Kobe Bryant before making a step back four point play;



(Note: that really is him. His full name is Romel Roberto Beck Castro.)

- DeJuan Blair: Should be a Bull. Dammit.

- Eric Dawson: Dawson is a 25 year old big man who's only had one season of note. He attended Midwestern State, a division 2 school that you've probably never heard of, and since leaving has spent two years with the Austin Toros of the D-League. Last year he averaged 10.4 points, 6.6 rebounds and 3.2 fouls in 24 minutes per game. They're not bad numbers, but in the D-League, it should be easy when you're 6'11. And he's also 25, which limits his upside. Still, he's come far.

- Nando De Colo: I'm not going to pretend that I know anything about Nando De Colo, so here's some numbers; last year, he averaged 14.7 points, 3.6 rebounds and 3.3 assists in the French league for Cholet, the team that houses the immortal Steeve Ho You Fat. De Colo has signed in Spain for next year already, and he didn't play in summer league due to his commitments with the French national team. Here's his performance from this very night. It's also nice to see Joakim Noah working to develop a three point shot. It's totally his main area for concern right now.

- Alonzo Gee: Gee averaged 15.0 points and 7.2 rebounds for Alabama last year, but it wasn't a very efficient 15 points, coming on 12.4 shots per game. The chances of him playing for the Austin Toros next season are about one jillion percent.

- James Gist: Gist was taken by the Spurs at the very arse end of the 2008 draft. The Spurs traditionally have lots of success at the arse end of the draft, and Gist hasn't let the side down; last year for Angellico Biella, Gist averaged 13.0 points and 6.0 rebounds, shooting 54% from the field and 51% from three on a relevant 96 three point attempts. He could contribute in the NBA one day.

- Malik Hairston: The Spurs also have a fine history of success when drafting foreigners in the second round, and they did that in 2008 as well when they took Goran Dragic. However, they then immediately traded him for Hairston, who they then waived in training camp. Then they brought him back again midseason. Then they waived him again at the end of the season. And then they signed him again at the start of the month. In the times Hairston wasn't on the Spurs roster, he was on their D-League affiliate, the Toros, scoring a crazily efficient 23.7 points per game. It's a real explosive relationship they've got going on. Even when they're apart, it's just a trial separation, and then it's back on. But then soon enough, it's off again. They're so good together, and yet they can't coexist. It tears me up to see this.

- George Hill: The Spurs tried their best to sell this pick on draft day 2008, going as far as sending a mass email to all teams asking them to bid for the pick. In the end, they got no good offers, ended up keeping the pick, drafted someone you've never heard of from a school you had to Google, dragged out contract negotiations with him, and eventually made him sign for less than the scale maximum for his draft position. And boy, did it ever work out for all involved.

- Carldell 'Squeaky' Johnson: Johnson was also on the Toros last year, averaging 8.7 points and 5.1 assists in two separate stints with the team. He's 26, etc. Note to all NBA teams; buy your own D-League team. It's way more fun that way. Forget the financial drain for a minute.

- Stephane Lasme: Lasme has already signed with Maccabi Tel-Aviv, and is putting together a decent European career. He's still not really NBA suitable, though.

- Ian Mahinmi: Mahinmi was drafted 4 years ago. We're still waiting for him to do something. During those 4 years, he's been in the NBA for the last two, and has played all of 6 games in that time. Last year, he played in 0, and played in 1 D-League game, totalling 2 points, 1 rebound and 4 turnovers. He was injured, to be fair, but he could really freaking do with making some progress soon. Especially since this might well be the last year of his contract.

- Jack McClinton: Every team needs a shooter, even a team with Roger Mason Junior on it. As such, McClinton should have a slight chance to make the Spurs roster this year. But it might now be a smaller chance since he shot 22% in summer league. Whoops.

- Donell Taylor: Last year for BC Egaleo in the Greek first division, Donell Taylor averaged 12.9 points and 4.2 rebounds. Last year for AEL Limassol in the Cypriot first division, Ronell Taylor averaged 13.7 points and 4.8 rebounds. Does Donell not have enough lure to pull a Kevin/Tony Durant type of situation here? No? Bugger.

- Marcus Vinicius: Vinicius went back to his native Brazil this year, and scored big, averaging 22.8 points on 46% shooting. But he still doesn't rebound too well, he still doesn't give forth much effort on defense, and as such, he's still not in the NBA. Least of all on the Spurs, who right now could use a defense and rebound-minded small forward with only Richard Jefferson and Michael Finley there right now.

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Wednesday, 11 February 2009

This one's for you, Spurs fans

For some reason, whenever we get a Eurocup game screened over here (something that happens way more than the screening of NBA games), it almost always involves Dynamo Moscow. It's a bit annoying, having to see the same old players out there time after time when there's so many others that I'd rather watch. But it isn't necessarily a bad thing, either, because Dynamo Moscow (as is the case with all Eurocup teams) has plenty of good quality talent on it, and I get to see them all over again.

The most notable players on the Dynamo Moscow team are former Hawk swingman Travis Hansen, Spurs draft pick Robertas Javtokas, former Nets and Rockets forward Bostjan Nachbar, former Blazer and King forward Sergei Monia, big Lithuanian Darjus Lavrinovic, and Russian national team point guard Sergei Bykov. (Brian Chase, who recently signed with Dynamo, hasn't played yet.) Travis Hansen has taken an acceptable NBA career and turned it into a beast of a European career, playing as a first option player on some of Europe's better teams, showing a fine mid-range game, the ability to run the offense, and his ever-present athleticism. Nachbar is playing well against the far less athletic European opposition, and Monia still rocks the "I'll do anything but shoot" approach that so befits a baby faced tweener Russian. Lavrinovic is a good all around player, with legit NBA size, an inside/outside game, good rebounding instincts, no ability to jump off the floor and a rape conviction (something for everyone there), and Bykov is a good little guard whose sensible and smooth play is making the loss of Jannero Pargo entirely survivable. However, the one I'm going to focus on is Javtokas.



The English commentators that we have for these Eurocup games are really bad. Really bad. Darrin Horn's Hitler parting-calibre bad. I couldn't even begin to explain it. So I won't bother; here's a random clip from yesterday's game between Dynamo Moscow and Marousi of Greece.

Calm down, Roy. Jesus.

Often, these commentators talk of Robertas Javtokas's 40 inch vertical. You may have heard about it yourself; it his combination of great size and athleticism that made him interesting in the first place. However, it now seems misguided. Despite having a very nice dunk in this game off of a pick and roll situation, Javtokas's vertical appears to be little more than half of what it used to be. Whether this is due to just age (Javtokas turns 29 next month) or the fallout from nis hear fatal motorbike accident for a few years ago, I couldn't say. But this man doesn't play like a leaper. He's not Keon Clark, Tyrus Thomas or Chris Andersen. Instead, he's more of a Kendrick Perkins.

But regardless of whatever stereotype you wish to force him into, Javtokas can play. Playing exclusively in the paint on both ends, Javtokas is tall and strong, and still with a decent (if oversold) vertical leap. This combination often gives him the size and athleticism in European player, and would make him the equal of many NBA players. To go with that, Javtokas boasts good shot blocking instincts and timing, a good rebounding rate, and some acceptable offense. Javtokas does not create much offense for himself, has no offense away from the hoop, and is not a post-up player (although when he drops a baseline spin on you, it's usually sex), but he is a decent finisher. And that's all that he really needs to be. His prognosis as a backup NBA center is quite good; while he has his flaws (lateral quickness, needs a bib on offense, nothing away from the paint, etc), Javtokas can also impact the game in a positive way. This is something often underappreciated in a league that has players like Oleksiy Pecherov and Aaron Gray getting backup centre minutes.

It's tough to say whether Javtokas's window of opportunity with the Spurs has finally passed him by. For years now, the Spurs and Javtokas have had occasional flirtations that always seemed to end in Javtokas pricing himself out of the market. The Spurs would only stretch to a budget that pays him like the backup centre that he would be (such as what they gave Jackie Butler, Fabricio Oberto or Francisco Elson - about $2 to $3 million a year), whereas Javtokas wanted more of a 3 year, $15 million deal. Every time, negotiations broke down, Javtokas went back to Europe, and continued to produce at a high level, while the Spurs went in another direction. But every time, they kept his rights.

Maybe that will pay off. Dynamo Moscow recently lost one of their big signings (Pargo) and another important guard (Hollis Price) after missing out on some of their payments. Times are tight the world over right now, and particularly so in the world of European basketball, which isn't exactly a professional field renouned for its prompt, accurate salary patments. Last night's Dynamo game was also only played in front of a half filled stadium, despite its importance - with huge salaries committed to Nachbar, Hansen and others, and without huge amounts of money coming in, Dynamo might not be able to afford Javtokas next year.

Is there one more short left for him? He could certainly play in the NBA, and another Spurs draft pick - Luis Scola, who is one month younger than Javtokas - joined the league only last year, proving that it's never really too late. The Spurs traded Scola's rights, and perhaps could do the same to Javtokas, for whom there will surely be a market. However, the Spurs ought to consider bringing him over themselves - with Oberto only partially guaranteed and not very good, Kurt Thomas's continued decline, Ian Mahinmi's lack of progress, and Matt Bonner's inevitable fall from brilliance, San Antonio could use an extra centre.

With Javtokas, they may have one in-house.

(As for the Marousi end of things, Sonics and Pistons fans may have been interested in the play of Andreas Glyniadakis. Well, from what I saw, he still continually runs around calling for the ball, and often gets it considering his improvement as an offensive player. Glyniadakis has a reasonably deft touch from 6 feet and in, and rarely drifts outside of the paint, And he developed a nice stroke from the free throw line, going 8-10, even though his technique seems to involve looking at the floor and standing up so quickly that he risks getting the bends. However, he is also one of the softest players you've ever seen, particularly at 7'1 and about 270 pounds. Glyniadakis is so against contact - and I'm not exaggerating here - that he won't even take any contact when sitting screens, seemingly content with standing in the right place and rolling without causing any obstruction whatsoever, which is kind of what screens are for. On defense he is similarly soft, allowing Lavrinovic and Javtokas to repeatedly go up unchallenged, and not using his bulk to ever hit anyone. Lavrinovic had four and-ones in the game, and this is not a coincidence - Glyniadakis challenged few shots, and when he did he merely put his little paws on them. Additionally, Minnesota Timberwolves fans who want to know how Loukas Mavrokefalidis is doing are going to be similarly disappointed - Mavman was extremely bad in this game. In fact, the only two things he did well were freeze Javtokas on a backpick for a layup in the first quarter, and then hit a three with Marousi down 19 late. That's it. The rest of the time, he missed his shots (including a lefty hook shot that hit the side of the backboard), played weak defense, showed absolutely no agility, and was a non-factor on the boards. Mavrokefalidis is Marousi's leading scorer in both Eurocup and Greek league play, averaging 12.4 and 11.7 ppg respectively, but he was bloody awful in this one. And when the only thing that will ever get him into the NBA is his scoring, it's not good when it disappears so dramatically against quality opposition. Marousi's bright spots included veteran American journeymen Billy Keys - who demonstrated good passing skills, as well as the ability to get his own from both long and mid range - and Jarod Stevenson, who proved he could shoot. That was about it. Pat Calathes worked hard, but achieved little. And he's balding fast.)

(Close bracket.)

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Friday, 19 December 2008

Burn!

Friday, 11 April 2008

Spurs sign DerMarr Johnson

Why's that interesting?

Well, after Wikipedia'ing DerMarr Johnson's name in a bid to find out when he suffered his car crash, I noticed that apparently DerMarr Johnson does a bit of rapping under a soubriquet.

This was news to me, so I took this nugget of information to Youtube to see if it was true.

And it bloody was.

Here is DerMarr, aka "Boss Slim", in the music video for a seminal smash named "Zoom", a concept with which the camera man is struggling.



If you're overwhelmed by the stagnant unoriginality of the beat, the severly played-out instrumentation of the genre, the truly inspirational soul-searching depth of the lyrics, or the rank amateurishness of the music video shot on someone's phone, you've missed the point. The point is that the Spurs just got more bling. This is a rare and special thing, given that the team's current quota of bling is more or less solely in the form of Tony Parker. And if you have ever seen Tony Parker rap, then you'll know why this was a bad thing.

There'll be a follow up post on this as and when I can be arsed.

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Thursday, 1 November 2007

Opening night - Spurs vs Blazers

I intend to have a "Game Of The Week" type thing going, in which I watch a game and write a load of shit about it in a vaguely diary-esque way. Just like the previous Minnesota vs Boston preseason game blog post thing. So here's number 1 - the opening game of opening night, which just so happened to be on TV over here.


- I didn't take many notes for the opening of the first quarter, because I couldn't be bothered. I was first spurred (ooh, look at that pun) into note-taking action after Matt Bonner made a tough pump fake layup. These are the things that get me going. That, and eating chips.

- Darius Washington making the Spurs roster (and the rotation for now) is a good story that bodes well for many wannabe's out there. Washington, a very talented player, was undrafted out of college, mainly because he didn't "get it". He spent a year in Europe, where he "got it", and is now playing meaningful minutes on the closest thing to a dynasty that this decade has brought us. It's a nice story. But Darius undermines any plaudits that may be sent his way by sporting the completely unnecessary shaven-head-full-beard look. Only once in the history of human life has that looked ever truly worked, and that was when it was rocked by James L. Avery, who played the part of Philip Banks in the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. Darius Washington is not Philip Banks. It's not even close. I don't so much suggest change here as I do demand it. Sort it out, D-Wash. Then I'll learn to like you.

- It's about as small of a sample size as is possible, but in the first quarter, it didn't take long to become apparent that when Steve Blake was in the game, Brandon Roy never got to touch the ball. I thought that we were to believe that the main reason for the Zach Randolph trade was to get more touches for Roy and LaMarcus Aldridge (amongst other things), and to make Bill Simmons's Ewing Theory completely redoubtable. Yet now they're playing keep-away from Roy. Eh? That's it, those first three minutes of the season have completely undermined the trade for me. (There is the Bruce Bowen factor to consider, but more on this later.)

- Joel Przybilla - who is my homeboy whether he knows this or not - goes up strong for a dunk off a broken play. Mike Fratello, commentating, congratulates Joel for going up strong in this way, and for not trying to make a finesse play. Personally, I think Joel Przybilla's finesse plays are the most entertaining of all. But again, more on this later.

- Marv Albert, also commentating, greets a James Jones rebound with the phrase "and the Pacers invasion continues!". Errr, who else are you referring to? Reggie Miller? Didn't understand this bit.

- Travis Outlaw comes into the game, and instantly shows the better offensive understanding that was the key to his breakout season last season. He doesn't flit about awkwardly any more, getting in the way. He gets the ball in good positions, gets into better ones, and takes his kind of shots. It's a good thing. Maybe you can learn basketball IQ, if only slightly. Joey Graham, take note.

- Almost all commentaries on the Spurs, professionally or otherwise, seem to involve the wild overrating of Spurs point guard Tony Parker. And in addition to that, everyone seems to wildly underrate Manu Ginobili. Even his coach seems to do so, playing him considerably less minutes than his peers. Maybe Michael Finley needs his unfair share of shots, or else he quits or something, I don't know. But either way, Ginobili has to be regarded as one of the most skilled guards in the game. Do you take him over his comparative rivals such as Ray Allen, Michael Redd or Joe Johnson? You probably wouldn't, but you should. And it seems strange. There's very little Ginobili can't do, but it goes largely unheralded. I guess there really is a starters bias in this league after all.

- A Portland substitution brings Sergio Rodriguez in to play at guard slongside Steve Blake. This should be a fun pairing, on both ends.

- Sure enough, almost immediately, a San Antonio miss leads to Rodriguez hurrying the ball up way too quickly, almost losing the dribble twice against mild pressure, then throwing an insanely difficult cross skip pass to Blake, who takes a three pointer in a 2 on 5 situation and makes it. Good fun. Ill-advised, but good fun. I also look forward to watching Steve Blake defend Manu Ginobili today.

- Speaking of Steve Blake, have you ever worked with a gormless white guy with a sagging lower jaw and a look of general apathy across his face at all times? I have. About 35 of them, at various times in my life. And they all look like Steve Blake.

- Rodriguez makes another crazily hurried play, seemingly playing to an 8 second shot clock when everyone else is using the usual 24. This time it is less successful, and results in a turnover. He should go to the D-League this uear, you know.

- Travis Outlaw's mid range game continues to impress. He could use a few more feet of range, but as a defender, you have to respect his ridiculously good athleticism and play off of him. Outlaw has learnt how to use that to his advantage, creating spacing off the dribble for open jumpshots. And these days he hits them, too. I really like the fella. I'd like to buy him dinner.

- Matt Bonner is growing his hair out a bit. Good.

- OK, I've missed a news story here - Robert Horry isn't playing today due to a "leave of absence to attend undisclosed family matters".......yet he's sitting behind the bench? I don't get that. Doesn't really seem like a leave of absence there. They could just credit him with a DNP-CD if that's what it's about, I'm sure he won't be ashamed. Or did the Yahoo! Spors boxscore incident of last year make them invent a cover story for his non-appearance in this game? Someone answer this.

- Outlaw, creating spacing for the jumpshot once again, hits a beautiful step back from about 20 feet. Epicness.

- Darius Washington is called for palming the ball on a fast break. The camera pans to Washington walking away in disgust. Washington emphatically mouths the word "fuck". That was fun. But he still needs to shave it off. As do I.

- It's the end of the first quarter now, and Five - the TV channel that did the aforementioned Minnesota vs Boston preseason game coverage - is doing a 7 minute long feature briefly recapping that game. Ironically, Ricky Davis and Juwan Howard are getting a good 95% of the Timberwolves highlights from that game, now both departed. And it was Howard who did the crowd introduction to that game, as the Timberwolves's spokesperson of sorts. Strange times, Either way, Five is including clips of all the courtside interviews they did in that game (see earlier blog entry for explanation of that reference), and it's annoying me once again. So let's move on.

- At the end of the above feature, there's a small snippet of Ray Allen's press conference after that game, in which he describes the Mexican Wave that took place during the game, and said "this is the NBA right here". Well, no, it's not. But that's a shame. It should be. Cut out the pointless music and "rousing" crowd chants, and let them make their own entertainment. They may pay more attention to the game if you let that happen, and might have a better time as a result. Just me thinking outloud here.

- Finally, at the end of that feature, Kevin Garnett mentions how he "didn't want to be singled out" during that game, as the 'big name'. Well, that was sort of inevitable Kevin, given that you're the only person anyone here has ever heard of. Also, you go by the nickname "Big Ticket", so don't front like you don't enjoy it.

- Brent Barry is a truly lovable legend, and I'm totally enjoying this career second wind he's been enjoying over the last 18 months or so. Tonight, he's running the point, taking his usual nonchalant three pointers, and just generally being great. This man isn't done yet. Who dislikes Brent Barry? Surely it's nobody? Chicago fans might disagree after his "can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit" comments from several years ago, but I'm a Chicago fan and I couldn't give a stuff. He was right, after all.

- Hang on, who is that Blazers player with absolutely enormous locks? By process of elimination it has to be Taurean Green or Josh McRoberts, but last I saw of them, one was sorta bald and one was whiter than white. So who was it? I need an answer on that.

- Outlaw shoots an airball. Maybe I should cut down on the earlier rhetoric.

- Ginobili goes behind the back again, this time for a pass. He's gone behind the back for either a dribble or a pass about 6 times already tonight, and it's been effective every time. Michael Redd couldn't do that. Nope.

- On the next trip down, Ginobili hits a step back jumpshot. So now he can also match Michael Redd's strengths, too. I'm not sure why I've lapsed into pushing this Ginobili vs Redd comparison here, but never mind.

- A Blazers guard finds Travis Outlaw for a reverse alleyoop. Travis did one of those barely-makes-an-effort dunks of his. He's got to be the best leaper in the game. Got to be. Even Tyrus Thomas would agree.

- And, on the very next trip down, Outlaw catches a pass that was intended for a team mate but he got in the way, then rushes trying to pass it on to them and throws it away. So I guess he hasn't completely gotten rid of his Joey Grahamness yet.

- You know that rule which says that the possession arrow changes when the ball hits a shot clock? Why is that? It's just a natural carom, these things happen. It hardly toys with the purity of the game.

- Someone please get Brandon Roy some bloody touches. Using him as a decoy and letting Przybilla handle the majority of the offense is a nice plan, but you're 39-32 down. So let your best player start doing some stuff now.

- San Antonio's offense is so perfectly synchronised, and this is only opening night. Admittedly Portland's shabby defense is making it easier for them (especially on the interior, where LaMarcus Aldridge isn't even trying on defense today), but it just goes to show what, good coaching, good veterans and a whole load of team continuity can provide. Particularly the last one.

- Portland is pushing the ball a lot tonight, and often with more effectivenevess that Sergio Rodriguez brought them earlier. It's good to see. They should do this all the time. with all the insane athleticism their roster provides.

- As much as I love Joel Przybilla (and that's a lot, as you'll soon see), I wonder how much Portland right now is regretting giving him that big of a contract. Whenever people wax lyrical about Kevin Pritchard's moves, they need ot bear this one in mind too. It was a bit overzealous. (Actually, screw it, we'll blame John Nash. He was still technically in charge at the time, even if the pro-Pritchard faction will happily tell you about how much Pritchard was in control last summer.)

- The score is 49-37 in favour of San Antonio after only 18 minutes of play, largely because of Portland's lack of getting back on defense. Apparently their desire to get out and run only applies to one end.

- A Five caption during a timeout flashes up the Spurs offseason movement thusly: "Added - Vassilis Spanoulis and Tiago Splitter". God damn it. I need a consultancy job or something. I'll do it for free if you must.

- To add to that, the immortal Andre Alleyne (again, see the previous blog post) decides to offer his insight into San Antonio's offseason. Quite clearly making it up on the spot based on what he can read off of the graphic, Alleyne offers up the insightful comment that is "Luis Scola really didn't play much [for San Antonio] last year". Thank you Andre. Actually, fuck the consultancy job, I'll take in-studio analyst, thanks.

- After a timeout, Brandon Roy brings the ball up for the first time all night, as Nate McMillan looks to have imposed a team wide mandate to actually let him touch the bloody ball. Within three seconds, Roy throws the ball away when facing a simple bit of pressure defense. Hmmmm. Way to support my theory there Brandon.

- I've written the phrase "Duncan not declined" in my notes at this point, and I have no idea what I meant by that. I'm not sure if that's what I even wrote, my handwriting is that bad. But, speaking of my notes, here's an accompanying picture that I drew of Manu Ginobili to pass the time:


I'm not sure why he's wearing the number 21, or why he's squinting so much. But there it is. Incidentally, for A-Level Art, you had to get 200 marks out of 600 for the minimum possible pass, and I got 201. I think it shows.

- LaMarcus Aldridge is doing a pretty good impression of Tim Duncan tonight on offense, hitting face-up jumpshots, hook shots, posting up pretty frequently and popping open for baseline looks (OK, so that bit's not particularly Duncan like, but you get the idea). It's a shame that he's so completely absent on the other end tonight. It's uncharacteristic, and a bit lame.

- Brandon Roy commits a turnover on a post up play. He's definitely a big net negative so far.

- In a discussion amongst the commentators concerning Tim Duncan's 2 year and $40 million extension announced that morning, Fratello and Reggie harp on lyrically about Tim Duncan's selflessness, his desire to "put the team first", and how gallant it was of him to"leave so much money on the table". They neglect to mention that only one player - Kevin Garnett - is earning more than $20 million this season. Still, it's nice to be nice, eh?

- Oh wait, I get it now! What I meant by "Duncan not declined" is that Tim Duncan's game hasn't declined any since his "hey day" of about 5 years ago. There, there's some incisive follow up commentary for you.

- Martell Webster hits an Outlaw-esque step back jumpshot, which would have been just that much more awesome if Portland wasn't down 16 at the time. Still, this boy also looks to have come a long way from his previous awkward and limited self, and maybe Portland's wildly overblown small forward 'problem' has resolved itself between those two. Darius Miles, you can continue to stay away from the team for as long as you like.

- You know, in spite of Portland being down 16, this doesn't feel like a blowout, nor nearly as one sided as the scoreline suggests. Portland's playing very well, apart from Brandon Roy. It's just that San Antonio is that much better, firing on all cylinders straight off the bat. Hey, back to back shitty cliches! Bonus point for that.

- Mano Ginobili's bald spot is coming along something fierce. I have to include that in any future Ginobili drawings.

- JOEL PRZBYILLA HITS A STEP BACK JUMPSHOT!! How about that! That was awesome. However, it angered me slightly, in that Marv Albert's commentary barely acknowledged it, as he was busy talking about something uninteresting such as Kobe Bryant trade rumours or something. The tosser. Give the people what they want - overzealous ramblings about Joel Przybilla's fleeting moments of genius. It's for the good of the game. (Joel has 8 points now, for those keeping score at home. Which I assume to be all of you.)

- I've concluded that Brandon Roy's current 0-4 with multiple turnovers performance is largely due to the constant harassment bequeathed to him by Bruce Bowen tonight. You can say what you like about Bruce, and you can make it bad. But there's one constant - he really is quite good at ruining other player's entire evenings.

- On the other end, Roy takes a charge from Manu Ginobili, thus successfuly becoming the first Portland defender all night to realise that Manu is always going to go left, since he's left handed and that. Roy then turns it over on the ensuing possession. He's still really not cooking tonight, whatever that metaphor means.

- Three times in the span of a few minutes, the camera cuts to a shot of a man in the crowd talking on his phone. If it's a famous person, then I don't know who it is, and neither does the commentary team as they let it pass without ever explaining who it was. Strange exchange. Maybe they should just stick to the "randomly film beautiful women in the crowd" mainstay of all sports programming. Man, do I want that job.

- At half time (yes, we're only half way through), Cheryl Miller interviews Tony Parker (who, I've just noticed, has a nose that could double as a ski jump for a headlice). The interview is typically pointless, but ends with a very awkward pair of parting gestures - Miller touches Parker's breast, who responds with a slow but graceful rub of her arse on his way down the tunnel (so to speak). Very sexual moment there. Eva Longoria will now probably kill Cheryl Miller.

- I didn't catch much of the half time show, for I go and eat some breakfast cereal instead, only to spend much of my time clearing up a fresh dog shit. I do see, though, that Five is running on of their obligatory Luol Deng segments, as they do during every broadcast that they ever make. Tonight, it takes the form of an interview with the man himself, in which such unimportant matters as Luol's favourite films are discussed. In it, Luol utters the quote "some of us [Bulls players] will improve in the post", when asked to counter the quesiton of whether the Bulls could win the Eastern Conference without a post scorer (oooh, that old chestnut). I was trying to think of a snide comment to the effect of "yes, well, that had better be you, then", but I couldn't, for I was overhwlemed by how much Deng resemslbes Dikembe Mutombo from the side-on. It was bizarre. They look related. Given how much sexing Mutombo has done in the past - allegedly - as well as the distinct age gap, maybe Mutombo is his father. Wouldn't be too far fetched, would it? (Apologies to Luol's real father, just thinking outloud. Not trying to slander.)

- Also, for those who love to harp on about the English-have-shit-teeth stereotype, take a look at Luol Deng's gnashers. Perfectly clean, perfectly straight. Tell 'em Luol, that's how we roll over here. Fuck tha haterz. Bow wow! (Um, what am I saying.)

- Deng is also wearing the number 70 on a non-descript basketball jersey for some reason, and his biceps look noticably bigger than ever before. I discipline myself internally for even making that worryingly homoerotic observation. But then, isn't all NBA basketball just a massive gay fest anyway? We talk about penetration all the time, ball movement, length and muscle, etc......it's all gay anyway. Insert your own John Amaechi or Tim Hardaway reference.

- There's not been a single advert break during this game so far. I appreciate that this is an alien concept to my American and Oriental readers, but it's definitely one worth pursuing. It makes the whole thing far more watchable. So well done Five, for a change.

- Starting the second half not, and Brandon Roy is dominating the ball, making a shitload of passes, most of which fall into the "good" category. He doesn't get many assists (he ends the game with only 6), but he facilitates the entire offense with ease, and could have had a good many more if they did half-points like in ice hockey. It's worth noting if only to reinforce the idea that you can help your team even when your own scoring output is letting you down.

- Joel Przybilla is now 4 for 4 from the free throw line tonight, after going 10 for 27 from there all of last season. Additionally, his free throw stroke is actually looking good, apart from the unnecessary way he holds it outside of his body before going up. He has 10 points on the night thus far - is it a more damning indictment on me or Joel that this fact made me feel compelled to look and see if this was a career high for him? (It wasn't, by the way.)

- On the very next possession, Portland runs a post up for Przybilla, which makes me as happy as you'd expect. Joel ends up shooting a lefty sky hook, that very nearly goes in. It's probably best that it didn't, or I might have strained something in my subsequent celebrations.

- And on the possession after that, Ghostface Przybilla commits an offensive foul while setting a screen. Heh. Sham, meet the Earth.

- Brandon Roy isolates Tim Duncan on a switch, and finally takes a shot, a fallaway over him. He makes it, and finally gets on the scoreboard. Although why he didn't drive I'll never know. He has on all other possessions.

- Maurice Lucas = Cleveland Brown from Family Guy?

- On another isolation, Brandon Roy again isolates on the wing, again drives to the rim, and again spurns a layup for a handoff. But it's OK, because he fed Przybilla under the rim, who drew two foul shots that he split. He continues to bear down on that 20 point barrier, elusive so far in his career. Give the man shots dammit.

- Reggie Miller quote: "I never like to see big men taking charges". Youc an probably see where my follow-up comment is going to be here.

- LaMarcus Aldridge has been stlyin' all over the Spurs defense all day, and it's somewhat because of the fact that Fabricio Oberto and Francisco Elson have been defending him all night. If you ever wanted to know why it is that Tim Duncan has never won a Defensive Player Of The Year award.......this is why. Although it doesn;t explain why Joel Przybilla is going off quite as much as he is.

- When Duncan does that thing where he catches the ball from about 18 feet out and then fakes to drive before waiting two seconds and putting up a jumpshot, have you EVER seen him fake the drive and then actually go to the rim afterwards? I haven't. Not in 10 years. So if he fakes, he's taking a jumpshot. So let him fake, then get closer. Trust me on this one, defenders.

- Przybilla makes a tip dunk. Best day ever, for both me and him. But mainly me.

- Francisco Elson drives down a wide open Portland painted area, goes up for the power dunk, and back rims it. On the ensuring fastbreak, Aldridge goes for the same dunk, and makes it. No asanine comment is needed from me here. There never is when someone misses an open dunk. They know what they did.

- Andre Alleyne quote: "No one on the Spurs is a superstar". Right. I'm going to write that down, actually. It's worth knowing.

- Wow, it's actually a 3 point game after that Webster three pointer. I hadn't noticted. Go Portland!

- Right on cue, Barry doubles the margin with a three pointer. I reinstate my earlier Brent Barry comments, particularly the ones about him being a ledge.

- Brandon Roy has started to take over for Portland despite having scored only 5 total points. He is collapsing the Spurs defense singlehandedly and making players like Aldridge and Webster look terrific, given them open shot after open shot. I'll say this for the record - Brandon Roy is really good. Even in a bad game for him such as this one.

- At the start of th e fourth quarter, during another Kobe Bryant discussion, Reggie Miller advocates Chicago gutting their team to acquire Kobe with the justification that it will "put people in the seats". Just so's you know, Reggie has a history of not liking the Chicago Bulls, which apparently continues to this day.

- Martell Webster = Most Improved Player candidate. Book it.

- After a Ginobili dunk, Reggie screams the phrase "OUTTA THEIR SEATS!!" twice, back to back. He is sooooooooooo bad at commentating. I think this needs saying.

- Despite only having a decent stat line, Ginobili is showing the full repetoire tonight. He's dishing, shooting, making hook shots, dunking, rebounding, and looking vaguely interested in defense, combining both flair with controlled aggression, and just generally being sublime. I'm a fan of his, in case you couldn't tell.

- Hey LaMarcus: you're a great all-around offensive talent, but you've really got to draw more free throws. It's good that you're playing inside more, and you an definitely finish in there. But you have to sell the fakes more. It'll do wonders for you and your teams scoring efficiency. Oh, and please give a shit about rebounding again. Oh, and please try a bit harder to do something about San Antonio's huge points in the paint total tonight. Aldridge is unusually dismal on all aspects of defense tonight.

- This has been, by all accounts (other than this one), a fast paced and highly entertaining game. I figured that I should mention this having offered up very little in terms of chronologically correct game analysis so far. Just so that you know, we've nearly finished. And San Antonio is still winning.

- Steve Blake isolates Matt Bonner, and then doe snothing with it, shooting and missing a three pointer. Immediately after this, Tony Parker schools Blake on defense for about the 17th time tonight, getting to the rim completely unchallenged by Steve, who can't seem to stop being turned around. Not a fair matchup here.

- In case I haven't shown enough Webste rlove yet, I'd just like to say that his jumpshot is pure sex. That is all.

- Matt Bonner makes another tough completely uncharacteristic layup, and we've come full circle. The game isn't over, and Portland is still within 8 points which is inot insurmountable. But San Antonio doesn't look threatened, and nor should they. Offensively, they've gotten whatever they've wanted basically all night. And that's not changing any time soon.

- Joel Przybilla makes a dribble handoff to Martell Webster, who takes and makes another jumpshot. Some would say that Przybilla is a bad offensive player, but I would prefer to use the term "untapped". It's wrong, but I'd prefer to use it anyway.

- Steve Blake's defense tonight has involved looking around aimlessly, completely lost, coming both when he's guarding a player with the ball or when trying to find his man off the ball. It's, um, a bit embarassing.

- Aldridge finishes up the night with 27 points and the focus of the boxscores from Portland's perspective, but it's worth highlighting once again quite how much of his offense came as a result of good team offensive execution (to use a Steve Kerr-ism). That's not a bad thing, just a bit of context. He's an extremely accomplished finisher already, though. Be excited.

- Final score, 102-95 San Antonio. San An put on an offensive clinic tonight, looking in championship form almost immediately with very little rust to burn off. But Portland hung with them despite being a more disjointed unit, which is a tribute to just how much talent they have right now. Two fun teams playing high calibre basketball. A good opener for the season for a league reeling from an intesnely bad/weird offseason.



I'm going to enjoy both of these teams this year. Enjoy them with me, right here, on Five. (Sorry, just practicing for when I get Alleyne's job. It's going to happen Believe dat.)

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