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Sunday, 21 February 2010

The Finances Of The Trade Deadline Deals

In the last week, more than 10% of the NBA was rehomed. 17 teams conspired to make 13 trades, and 43 players in the league were traded (along with 1 that isn't). A possible 14 draft picks changed hands, along with enough cash to support Iceland for a week. Three players were waived to accommodate incoming players (Chris Richard, Ricky Davis, Kenny Thomas), and one just wasn't asked back (Garrett Temple; re-signed since this intro was written). Trades ranged from the hugely significant (Kevin Martin) to the overbearingly underwhelming (Theo Ratliff). To use a phrase I use way too much, there truly was something for everyone. Unless you're a Heat fan.

(Drew Gooden and Larry Hughes also managed to achieve the dubious honour of being traded at three consecutive trade deadlines, with Gooden compounding his misery by compiling four trades in that time. It also seems reasonably inevitable that Gooden will be bought out by his new team (the L.A. Clippers), making him possibly the first player ever to be salary dumped at the deadline, only to be bought out and sign with a contender, in consecutive seasons. Congratulations, I think.)

While I was personally a bit gutted that my Adam Morrison and Memphis' second rounder for Steven Hunter trade idea did not go down, I was nonetheless stoked about this fine turn of events, as I'm sure you were too. Deadline day is second only to draft night in its badassity; there's something soothingly pathetic/pathetically soothing about cancelling all engagements, sitting indoors and mashing refresh until your eyes catch fire. I know you understand this, or else you wouldn't be reading this website.



As is usual around this time of year, many (if not most) of the completed trades were made primarily with financial motivations. This isn't news, for it happens this way every year, yet it gained added importance this year due to the awkward combination of a tough economic climate and the impending free agency crop. Teams were falling over themselves to both get under the luxury tax and open up as much summer cap room as was possible, trying to put themselves into a "flexible" financial situation that will allowed them to bid on this summer's highly prized free agents such as Chris Bosh, Acie Law and Cuttino Mobley. Some even managed it.

The salary information is now updated, aware as I am that it's the first thing people look at. Of particular note are the team salaries for both this season and next. Through moves earlier this season, the New Orleans Hornets managed to wriggle their way under the tax axe, albeit while losing contributors Rasual Butler, Bobby Brown, Hilton Armstrong and Devin Brown in the process. [Grant me some slightly liberal usage of the word "contributors", if you would be so kind. It's all relative. Relative to the contributions of, say, Ike Diogu.] Other teams were active at the deadline in trying to do the same, most notably the Utah Jazz, who managed to piss off their superstar in the process. But more on that later.



Most obviously salary dumping were the Washington Wizards. If they could find a way of consistently getting the ball over halfcourt, the five that they traded away (Antawn Jamison, Caron Butler, Brendan Haywood, Dominic McGuire, DeShawn Stevenson) would own the five they received (Zydrunas Ilgauskas, James Singleton, Quinton Ross, Al Thornton, Josh Howard) so badly that it would need a book written about it. The Wizards traded away the three best players amongst those ten and basically removed their own frontcourt; with buyouts of Ilgauskas and Fabricio Oberto looking inevitable, the Wizards will have only Singleton, Andray Blatche and JaVale McGee in the front court. This isn't good. (At least it will mean Flip Saunders has to play McGee, something he's basically avoided all season for no obvious reason.)

This implosion of talent, though, does not make them bad moves. All that talent had led to the Wizards winning only a third of their games, and when combined with the Wizards' mismanaged salary situation and ongoing Gilbert Arenas drama, an implosion was inevitable. And overdue. Even though the Wizards gave away the best players for expirings - which always stings really really REALLY badly from the fans point of view - they have managed to obtain almost $50 million in expiring contracts in doing so. Between Howard's team option, Ilgauskas's $12 million expiring (after a trade kicker), the incumbent big expirings of Mike James and Mike Miller, plus the smaller ones of Oberto, Singleton, Randy Foye and Javaris Crittenton, the Wizards now have only 6 players under contract for next season;

Gilbert Arenas - $17,730,693
Andray Blatche - $3,260,331
Al Thornton - $2,814,196
Nick Young - $2,630,503
JaVale McGee - $1,601,040
Quinton Ross - $1,146,337 (player option)

Total = $29,183,000.

When factoring cap holds of roughly $4.5 million for their own first round pick and for the one they obtained from Cleveland in exchange for Jamison, plus cap charges for having too small of a roster, the Wizards will have roughly maximum cap room available next season. They won't be using it to sign LeBron James or anything, but it's a start. If you're going to be a bad team, you might as well be one with as little future committed salary as possible.

They've also managed to dodge the luxury tax this season, too. Via a combination of the Butler trade with the Mavericks, the Jamison trade with the Cavaliers, the cheeky dump of McGuire onto the Kings, and aided in no small part by the Arenas and Crittenton suspensions, the Wizards have managed to avoid a luxury tax threshold that they were almost $10 million over to begin the season. The outgoing 2009/10 salary in the Dallas deal ($19,664,899) was more than the incoming ($17,534,266), as was the case with the Cleveland deal ( to ). Moving McGuire's $825,497 for no incoming salary was similarly beneficial, and the money saved from Arenas and Crittenton's suspensions is enough to just get the Wizards under the tax.

When a player is suspended by the league, the team is credited half of the salary lost during suspension for the purposes of luxury tax calculations. So if a player loses $500,000 due to a suspension, the team gets to knock $250,000 off of its tax number. A player is docked 1/110th of his annual salary for every game missed due to suspension; Arenas is suspended for 50 games, and Crittenton for 38. Therefore, Arenas loses $7,360,036 (which is his $16,192,079 salary, divided by 110, times by 50), Crittenton loses $510,554, and the Wizards get to dock $3,935,295 from their payroll for tax number calculation purposes. Their payroll currently stands at $73,513,218 after their deadline day deals, and with the luxury tax set at $69,920,000, you can probably see where this is going. Congratulations, I guess.


None of this would have been necessary, however, were it not for the mismanagement that put the team into the situation. Forgetting for a moment the slightly amazing decision to give $110 million to a man who will play in only 47 out of 246 games in three seasons, let's take a second look at the Wizards' past draft. Regardless of what you think of Ricky Rubio - and for the record, you should think a LOT of Ricky Rubio - you must accept that having him is better than having a combination of Randy Foye and Mike Miller. Miller was always destined to be a one year rental, and Foye was not equal in calibre to a top five draft pick, even in a bad draft. He, too, may not come back. As a basketball decision, the Wizards appeared to decide that one year of Mike and Randy was better than four years of cheap production from a quality young player. As a basketball decision, it was wrong.

(It's also of note that, when we said it was a two player draft, we meant Rubio and Blake Griffin. Not Tyreke Evans and Taj Gibson.)

(Oh and let's also overlook the decision to trade a first rounder to Memphis for Crittenton in the first place. No matter how protected the pick was, it was still a first rounder for a player who barely played when he was healthy, did not play well when he was healthy, has missed all of this season due to injury, who is suspended for the remainder of year, whose fourth year option they did not exercise due to his poor performance, and who will be out of contract - and perhaps the league - this summer. And that's without mentioning the surplus guard depth they already had Anyway.)

What that Rubio trade really did was shift the non-expiring contract of Darius Songaila. That was the prize, the purpose if you will, the reason why the best returning player for a #5 pick was only Randy Foye. In much the same way that double double machine (and ShamSports.com fantasy league mainstay) Brendan Haywood was just gifted away purely to facilitate getting out from under DeShawn Stevenson's final season of guaranteed money, the subtle switching of Darius, Etan Thomas and Stewie for Foye and Miller relieved the Wizards of Songaila's $4,818,000 salary for next season. Combine that with the fact that a combination of Foye and Miller cost $13,356,718, whereas keeping the three traded players would have cost $13,426,140 (assuming the #5 pick had not been signed), and you can see what they did there. They saved money. Congratulations, I guess.

Washington also decided to save money in the second round when they sold the #32 overall pick to Houston for a record $2.5 million. That's an awful lot of money for a second rounder, particularly in these more conservative times, and so even though it cost them a shot at possible contributors such as DeJuan Blair, Sam Young, Chase Budinger, Jonas Jerebko or Marcus Thornton, the move made some sense. And I say that as a big Sergio Llull fan.

But what didn't make sense is what the Wizards did with that saved money; a few short weeks after cashing it in, the Wizards signed Fabricio Oberto for the full amount of the Bi-Annual Exception, $1.99 million. Knowing that they were already over the tax threshold, and knowing that they already had four capable big men in place, the Wizards committed what looked to be as near as is $4 million's worth to one year of a player who had averaged slightly less than 3/3/2 the previous season. (The 2 is for fouls per game.) Oberto has responded by totalling 38 points, 49 rebounds and 70 fouls this season, numbers inferior to every member of the draft's second round, even those who haven't played in the NBA. A bad decision both financially and basketball wise.

The bad moves have gone on for a while. Signing Stevenson for that much instead of the superior Roger Mason Jr, for one. The Arenas deal, for another. Giving Darius Songaila a five year contract. Matching Larry Harris' ambitious offer sheet for Etan Thomas. Et cetera. Only now are they beginning to bite. If they'd bitten earlier, the Wizards could have been a good up-and-coming team by now. As it is, they've just begun the dismantling. The three deadline trades this season are, in a vacuuum, fairly solid moves. Yet the fact that the "future" is represented only by JaVale McGee and Andray Blatche at the moment is evidence that perhaps this should have begun a bit sooner.

As for the Mavs, it's pretty self evident. Butler is a lot better than Howard, and Haywood is a lot better than Gooden. If you can spend, you should spend. They spent, and thus they won. And as for the Cavaliers, it's a good move as long as they have budgeted to accommodate paying a 35 year old Antawn Jamison $15 million in two years time. If they can cope with that without simultaneously handicapping themselves, they've done well.



The other extremely active team at the deadline was the Knicks, who completed three trades of their own. One of them was the brilliantly pointless Darko Milicic for Brian Cardinal deal; Cardinal has already been waived, and Darko has already said he's going back to Europe once this season is over, which makes the logic behind the deal beautifully pointless (and inevitably, financially motivated; Cardinal's smaller cap number means less tax for the Knicks, and the cash New York gave up makes Milicic cheaper than Cardinal for Minnesota. Or at least the same cost.) On top of that, they traded Nate Robinson and Marcus Landry to the Celtics in exchange for the three expiring/unguaranteed deals of Eddie House, J.R. Giddens and Bill Walker. That deal saves the Knicks a little money, but will cost quite a bit for the Celtics who will have to pay Nate's $1 million playoff bonus (previously listed as unlikely), and then pay it again for tax. It's worth it, however, for the significant upgrade from House to he. (For that reason, it's kind of baffling why the Knicks did it. But none of it will matter anyway.)

The Knicks were also the most compelling protagonist in the deadline's biggest deal. Ever shameless in their pursuit of enough cap space to sign both Dwyane Wade AND Joe Smith, the Knicks craved Tracy McGrady's contract so freaking much that they gave up pretty much everything they have for it. Having already given their 2006 and 2007 firsts to Chicago (thanks!), and with their 2010 first owed unprotected to Utah, the Knicks continued on a theme by trading the product of their 2009 first (Jordan Hill) and their 2012 pick (top 5 protected for four years) to Houston, along with giving the right to swap 2011 picks with only top 1 protection. That's a pretty ridiculous amount of stuff just to get rid of the $9,553,320 that Hill and Jared Jeffries were owed next summer, but at least they're committed to a direction. That's....something.

The Knicks now have $18,637,294 committed next season, assuming that Eddy Curry exercises his $11,276,863 player option, which is about as likely as me using the phrase "congratulations, I guess" later on in this post. They have no cap hold for their first round pick, since they don't have one. Therefore, if we assume that they renounce all of their free agents - which they won't do instantly, but will do if they have good reason for it - then this is their cap situation for next year:

Eddy Curry - $11,276,863
Danilo Gallinari - $3,304,560
Wilson Chandler - $2,130,482
Toney Douglas - $1,071,000
Bill Walker - $854,389
Roster charges for not having 12 players - $3,315,228 (which is seven times the rookie minimum of $473,604)

Total = $21,952,522.

Walker's salary is unguaranteed if waived before July 8th, which seems likely to happen. Remove him and that puts the Knicks at $21,571,737.

A maximum contract for the trio of LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh starts at $16,568,908. Regardless of what the salary cap does, a player's maximum possible salary is never less than 190% of their previous salary, regardless of which team they are signing with. Therefore, to afford both of them outright, the Knicks would need the cap to be at least $54.71 million next year, something which it is not likely to be. However, this does not mean that they cannot afford two maximum contract players; if they really needed to open up those last couple of quid, Wilson Chandler would be easy to pawn off, considering the cheap price for his league average production. And the possibility of a sign-and-trade of David Lee is very much alive and kicking. So, financially at least, the Knicks are standing in good stead. They'd better be, considering all that they sacrificed to get here.

(Do they do that trade if they hadn't messed up the Hill pick in the first place? Probably not.)


Meanwhile, the Rockets gave up whatever cap space aspirations they made have had with this trade. By taking on the $20,153,325 earned by the Martin/Jeffries/Hill deal, the Rockets are not now 2010 players, but by taking on Kevin Martin, they also don't now need to be. The talent infusion was so substantial that whatever they may have wanted to do with that 2010 money - which was probably very little considering that the plan was to trade McGrady from day 1 - is now not significant. And the picks as well? Bonus. THIS, Miami, is what you do with a $23 million expiring contract. Watch and learn.


Sacramento's end of the deal is Carl Landry. Presumably given the option of dumping a bad salary or obtaining a quality player, they chose the quality player, as well they should have done. Landry is roughly Martin's equal and at a position of greater need; the fillers in the deal are relevant only for their expirings.

Landry is under contract for only $3 million next season, a veritable steal for a man of such great production. (It still makes no sense that the only offer sheet he could get was for 3 years and $9 million. We should have campaigned hard for more.) At the end of that, Landry will be an unrestricted free agent, but if they decline his team option this summer, he can be a restricted free agent will full Bird rights. It seems unlikely that Sacramento goes that route, considering that

a) they may lose him anyway,
b) teams spend their whole lives trying to underpay people, and they shouldn't throw it away once they finally get it, and
c) the new CBA kicks in in 2011, which will inevitably favour the teams.

Nonetheless, declining his option and locking him up for a few years with the benefit of a qualifying offer on their side remains a possibility until it isn't. If they don't take the risk, they'll have to pay up in 18 months time, or else lose him. And while I like Jason Thompson, Carl Landry is better.

It would be best for all concerned if Larry Hughes never suits up for them.

(Also not exactly sure they need McGuire, just another forward who won't play. But never mind. The pick that they traded to get him is top 41 protected, and thus irrelevant. And the cash will come in handy.)



The Bulls and Bucks both did two trades, including one with each other. Chicago was determined to find some more 2010 free agency money, as well they should be, so they dumped two average players for four mediocre-to-bad ones to ensure it. They first traded John Salmons to the Bucks for the expiring contracts of Hakim Warrick and Joe Alexander. And later they followed that up by trading Tyrus Thomas to Charlotte for Ronald Murray, Acie Law and a future first round draft pick. One that won't get until at least 2012 due to the outstanding first that Charlotte already owes Minnesota (Ty Lawson deal) via Denver (Alexis Ajinca deal).

In both instances, the outgoing Bulls player was the best player in the deal. And you never like to see that. Yet both of those players were only average; fringe starters and quality backups, useful but far from integral, and not the kind of player you jeopardise the possibility of a big free agency run for. Salmons would probably have opted into his contract next season, which would have been debilitating to the Bulls free agency hopes. So for the cost of two second rounders (the pick swap will not be relevant), the Bulls removed this risk. Thomas was going to be a free agent anyway, who would inevitably have to have been renounced; his stay in Chicago was well and truly worn out.

(They were also pretty determined to shift Kirk Hinrich, but found that there wasn't much of a market for a 29 year old backup calibre guard with no obvious position, earning $9.5 milion to shoot 38% in the worst season of his career. This is perhaps unsurprising. But Kurt is awesome, so we'll be fine with keep him for a bit longer.)

The Bulls now have the following contract situation next summer;

Lou Walding - $11,345,000
Kurt Hinrich - $9,000,000
Derrick Rose - $5,546,160
Joakim Noah - $3,128,536
James Johnson - $1,713,600
Taj Gibson - $1,117,680
Cap hold for first round draft pick (here assumed to be 17th) - $1,302,600
Five roster holds - $2,368,020

Total = $35,521,596

It's not as much cap space as the Knicks, but it's enough for Joe Johnson's inevitable max contract. There may also be renewed interest surrounding Hinrich around draft night, which could open up some more money. And the Bulls have two epic young pieces in Rose and Noah that should count for something. (And a statue.)

The two trades do however mean a slightly worse team for the remainder of this season. It's a necessary evil, unfortunately. At the very least, however, the Bulls have gained some guard depth. Chicago opened the year with absolutely none of that; their only shooting guard options were Salmons (ideally a small forward), Hinrich (ideally a point guard) and Jannero Pargo (ideally in Russia). After this move and the Aaron Gray/Devin Brown swap that proceeded it, they now have plenty of guard depth on the bench; Murray, Law, Pargo, Brown and Lindsey Hunter. But I think I preferred it when they didn't have any.





Milwaukee made another trade late in the day when they traded recent second round draft pick Jodie Meeks along with defunct big man Francisco Elson to Philadelphia in exchange for Primoz Brezec, Royal Ivey and an unprotected 2010 second round pick. They did this because in acquiring Salmons to go along with Jerry Stackhouse, Carlos Delfino and Charlie Bell, the Bucks had already acquired four potential shooting guard options to take any minute that Meeks might see. I don't know why any team needs all four of those very average and somewhat similar players at that one position, but Milwaukee decided that they do, which spelled the end for Meeks' opportunities. So a second rounder, trade exception and slight salary reduction is ample compensation.

Perhaps more importantly, they did the deal to get out from under Meeks' contract next season. He will only be earning the minimum salary, but it is guaranteed, and there's no point guaranteeing the future salary of a player to whom you can't guarantee a single minute of playing time. I would rather have Meeks than the second rounder, but with that depth chart, you can understand it. It's a good pickup for the Sixers, albeit the only pickup for the Sixers. Which is problematic.

The inclusion of Brezec, Ivey and Elson in the Meeks trade is so dull that I can think of nothing interesting to say about it, so instead, here's a monkey on a pushbike.





Two other trades had significant financial ramifications, one of which was the deal that saw Ronnie Brewer going to Memphis for a 2011 first round pick (top protected), which was as close as Utah could get to dodging the luxury tax this year. They failed, by about $3 million, and roundly pissed off Deron Williams in the process. (Brewer then tore his hamstring in his Memphis debut, which is pretty outrageously unfortunate.)

Of the other teams, only the Clippers made any significant future financial changes with their deals. After previously gifting away Marcus Camby to the Blazers for a backup point guard, a guy who can't play, no long term basketball assets and $3 million, the Clippers followed it up with a better move when they got in on the Jamison deal, traded Al Thornton to the Wizards and Sebastian Telfair to the Cavaliers, receiving Drew Gooden's expiring in the process. This move opens up $5,514,196 in cap room for the Clippers next season, and expunges the last remaining salary from their initial Zach Randolph trade. It gives the Clippers the following salary situation in the summer;

Baron Davis - $13,000,000
Chris Kaman - $11,300,000
Blake Griffin - $5,357,280
Eric Gordon - $3,016,680
DeAndre Jordan - $854,389 (unguaranteed until August 1st)
Roster hold for first round draft pick (here assumed to be 10th) - $1,865,300
Six roster spot cap hold things - $2,841,624

Total = $38,235,273


It's not quite max cap room, but it's nothing that can't be worked around. Then again, since this is still the kind of team that will occasionally trade starting calibre centres for $3 million without a luxury tax to fear, you can never be too sure of their intent.

As an aside, Gooden is now onto his 9th team in 8 years, having played for 7 (soon to be 8). He is putting on a solid run for the Most NBA Teams Played For record, currently joined owned at 12 by Tony Massenburg, Chucky Brown and Jim Jackson. If only he'd played a minute for the Wizards.

(The second deal opened up a roster spot, thereby allowing them to re-sign Ricky Davis. Let's see if they do so!)




There remain many taxpaying teams this year. As covered earlier this year, 14 teams were scheduled to be taxpayers earlier this year, and it's still a high number. The Lakers had no hope or no intention of getting under it, and retain the league's largest payroll, unable or unwilling to make any deals to shred a small amount off of it. (Not even my Morrison for Hunter special. Boooo.) The Knicks cleared future payroll but did nothing to change this year's, and Dallas, Boston and Cleveland took more 2009/10 salary on. Denver couldn't dump salary without jeopardising their current team, and rightly decided it wasn't worth it. San Antonio tried to dump salary, but couldn't shift anything other than Theo Ratliff's minimum contract (receiving a top 55 protected 2016 pick in the process; i.e. nothing at all). And while Orlando didn't seem to try, they'll have the added benefit of a reduction on Jameer Nelson's salary, as his $500,000 All Star bonus, previously listed as likely, will now no longer be applicable.

(Others with All Star bonus include Gerald Wallace, who will now cost $500,000 more with his earned incentive. Danny Granger did not make the team this year, so he will be listed as $200,000 cheaper next season. And Zach Randolph will be paid $333,333 for finally making the team, as well as shedding the burdensome label of being the highest paid no-time-All Star of all time. That "honour" now goes to Damon Stoudamire, Zach's former teammate and current assistant coach at Memphis.)

But some teams did make it under. As described earlier, Washington have joined New Orleans in making it under after their three deals, and they are joined by Houston. The Rockets were taxpayers until this week after spending their two MLE's worth of dough over the summer, and although the insurance payments on Yao Ming's contract numb the pain a bit, it was still less than ideal. However, one further bonus for the Rockets in the Kevin Martin trade was the $4 million payroll drop this season alone. Even with Jared Jeffries's trade kicker. Therefore, with that one move, they've acquired a star player, a useful youngster, a first round draft pick, a right to swap that may prove hugely beneficial, and about $10 million this season in saved salary and rebates. All for the cost of an inactive list player, a small amount of cap space they weren't intending to use anyway, and their backup power forward.

Congratulations, I guess.




The big winners of the trade deadline were Dallas, Houston, Portland and Cleveland. The teams that did pretty good to fairly well were Philadelphia, Milwaukee, Charlotte, Memphis, Boston and the Clippers. The team who did either brilliantly or catastrophically were the Knicks; hindsight will tell that story soon enough. Teams that didn't do as badly as it might appear were Washington, Phoenix and Chicago. Those that lost were San Antonio, Utah, Miami, Mark Blount and Detroit.

Not coincidentally, the four winning teams were the three teams that took on and gave out money. Cash rules everything around us.

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Saturday, 5 December 2009

Trade idea of the week

Last Christmas Eve, the Houston Rockets traded Steve Francis and a 2009 second round pick to the Memphis Grizzlies in exchange for a conditional 2011 second round pick. I remember this trade specifically because I totally called it.

The deal was made to help Houston dodge the luxury tax. And it worked, because they did. By dumping Francis's $2,634,480 salary onto the Grizzlies, the Rockets saved themselves that much again in luxury tax savings, as well as picking up a $2,911,756 rebate from not being a luxury tax payer. The amount of money they saved was more than enough to justify giving the Grizzlies enough cash to pay Francis's remaining salary for the remainder of the season, and by returning the Grizzlies's 2009 pick to them - one which they had previous acquired in the draft night 2008 three way trade that saw Memphis move up for Darrell Arthur - the Rockets found sufficient incentive for the Grizzlies to help them. For the Grizzlies, they were essentially given a free pick; they were given a player that they didn't want, but also enough money to pay his salary without him ever turning up, and they got a 30's pick for their troubles. All they had to do was sacrifice some cap space that they weren't going to use anyway.

(The 2011 pick is irrelevant; it is top 55 protected, and only for that season. So if Memphis pick in the bottom 25 of the NBA that year, which they will, then Houston gets nothing. The pick was only included because Memphis had to give up at least something, however arbitrary.)

(Also, the pick Houston gave to Memphis to save this $5.6 million was the #36, which Memphis then used to draft Sam Young. Houston later bought the #32 from Washington for $2.5 million. So in a way, they traded a player on their inactive list in exchange for moving up 4 spots and gaining $3.1 million. Not bad work.)


I'm hereby suggesting something very similar for this season. Once again, Memphis finds itself without its second round draft pick, and once again, the team that owns it is in the luxury tax territory. This time it's the L.A. Lakers, who first received the pick in the much underrated Pau Gasol deal. Also, after the Allen Iverson buyout, Memphis once again has the cap room to do something about that.

So here's the deal; L.A. Lakers trade Adam Morrison and the Grizzlies' 2010 seconder rounder to Memphis in exchange for Steven Hunter.


Both players in the deal are on expiring salaries; Morrison at $5,257,229, Hunter at $3,696,000. The Lakers currently have a a payroll of $91,341,066. It's the highest in the league and they don't want it to be. After tax payments, that's a payroll of basically $112 million. And even if you're the defending world champions, favourites to repeat and totally not skint from all that revenue, $112 million is still a lot of money. They want the payroll to come down, and are offering up their entire Odom-less bench as a result. This deal helps with that; the Lakers would save on the difference in luxury tax payments between Hunter and Morrison's salaries (approximately $1.6 million) as well as the difference between their remaining salaries this season (which gets smaller after every payday, but which is still over $1 million). All it would cost them is a young player that they probably wouldn't use anyway, since they have no real room for young players at the moment. And they might even get some usage out of Hunter.

Similarly, Memphis' MO is to build through the draft. That's why they traded Pau for Marc and two first round picks - which essentially became three after the follow-up Javaris Crittenton deal - and it's why they used their cap space to acquire picks last year. They can't compete financially in free agency, so they don't try to; instead, they survive on draft picks and retreads, so any means for obtaining a decent draft pick has to be considered. And if swapping Steven Hunter for Adam Morrison could be a mechanism for getting someone like James Anderson next year, then that can't be bad.

How much cash would L.A. include? Don't know. It probably depends on Memphis' opinion of Morrison. It might also depend on when the deal is made (the later it happens, the less L.A. saves). It might even be none. But the basic framework for a deal is there. Both teams get what they want while losing nothing they can really use. As a man doing an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger once said, it writes itself.

This isn't a prediction. This is an idea. But if it's an idea that happens, expect this last stanza to be deleted.

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Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Where Are They Now: 2009 Summer League Teams Part 1

It's been roughly two months since summer league started, and most of the players involved have been rehomed now. The following is a list of where everybody currently is, or where they might be going.

This list gets a bit long, so if you want to just skip to your favoured team, you can do so. I'll allow that.



Boston Celtics

My initial summary


- Nick Fazekas: Fazekas has signed in Europe for next year, with Dijon of France. The longer this goes on, the more it looks like Fazekas is never going to get back into the NBA. Even though he led this Celtics summer league team in points and rebounds, the NBA doesn't seem to want to know. If that continues to happen, it'll be.....well, it'll be strange. Just plucking a name randomly out of my arse here, but is there a real reason for Taylor Griffin to be in the NBA but not Nick Fazekas? Not that I know of. Oh well. No biggy.

- J.R. Giddens: Giddens is still with the Celtics, as Boston tried valiantly to convince Indiana that they wanted him as a part of a Marquis Daniels sign and trade. The Pacers rightly refused.

- Lester Hudson: Hudson hasn't signed with the Celtics yet, but it's likely that he will do. The Celtics really should try and find a veteran backup option first, even if the pickings are pretty slim now. But if they were going to do that, they probably would have done it already.

- Coby Karl: Karl remains unsigned. He also played on the Nuggets' summer league team. The Nuggets are publicly in the market for a good shooting two guard. Coby Karl is a good shooting two guard. The Nuggets' head coach is George Karl. George Karl is Coby Karl's dad. It's going to write itself. You can just feel it.

- Chris Lofton: Lofton is unsigned, but won't be returning to Mersin, who have already replaced him with Richie Frahm and Jimmy Baron.

- Bryan Mullins: Southern Illinois's very own Bryan Mullins has signed with JL Bourg Basket, a team in France's second division. Going from the French second division to the NBA is only really possible if you're an athletic 18 year old French forward, so we may not hear from him again. PS: It turns out that Mullins has an Irish passport. This will help his European career greatly.

- Gabe Pruitt: The Celtics waived Pruitt last month, in spite of their need for a point guard, which isn't a glowing endorsement of Gabe's worth. He later worked out for the Grizzlies, but they decided on Marcus Williams instead, which also isn't a glowing endorsement of Pruitt.

- Kevin Rogers: Rogers has signed with Panionios in Greece. Quite a lot of players in this post have gone to Greece, you'll notice. It's the new CBA.

- Mike Sweetney: As genuinely overexcited as I was about Sweetney's return from two years out of the game, it kind of sucked. Sweetney may have lost 40lbs, but that's only because he weighed 360 in the first place. He's still heavier than Colin Farrell's eyebrows, and played only one game before coming down with the classic Sweetney injury of "strained hamstring," not playing again. It's a start, at least, but it's not been a very good one. I still believe, however.

- Robert Swift: Swift had more fouls than rebounds in summer league. He still hasn't done anything for three years, and the mobility has badly, badly gone wrong. Even Danny Ainge doesn't seem to want him any more. Swift is unsigned, and really needs to go to the D-League and start again.

- Bryce Taylor: Taylor has downgraded from Italy to Germany, signing with Telekom Baskets Bonn for this season.

- Bill Walker: Walker is still with the Celtics. He might have been with the Pacers right now, but Indiana decided that obtaining Bill Walker isn't worth being stuck with Tony Allen, J.R. Giggiddens, or both. I agree.

- Darius Washington: Macedonian passport in hand, Washington is back in Europe, playing for Galatasaray in Turkey.




Chicago Bulls

My initial summary


- James Augustine: Despite playing well for the Bulls, Augustine is staying in Spain to play a second season for Gran Canaria.

- Tyrell Biggs: Biggs signed in Greece with AS Trikalla, as have a couple of other people on this list that we'll get to later.

- Brandon Costner: Costner has signed in Belgium with Dexia Mons-Hainaut. There are 9 Americans on the team, which is a bit strange, although due to the wonders of nationalisation, at least three of them have European passports. (Including Kent State's very own Nate Reinking, one of Britain's best guards. Which is like being one of Operation Barbarossa's best tacticians.)

- Chris Davis: I have absolutely nothing to report. Partly because he hasn't signed anywhere that I can find, and partly because it's hard to Google information on someone with such a common name.

- Taj Gibson: Gibson is signed with the Bulls for next year, ready to wow us all. The last time a Bulls fanbase was so unanimously down on a draft pick, that player was Kirk Hinrich. And that worked out all right. Also, I recently watched USC versus Boston College, when Gibson passed like Vlade Divac and didn't miss a shot in a 24 point outing. I feel a bit better about him now.

- Taurean Green: Green has signed with AEK Athens in Greece. However, the team is said to be close to bankruptcy, so he might not stay long.

- Julius Hodge: Remains unsigned. Julius Hodge fact: Julius Hodge was named by his older brother after Julius Erving. It's kind of got that Denis Law/Dennis Bergkamp thing going on. Except in that example, BOTH of them were legends.

- James Johnson: So far in his time with the Bulls, Johnson has added to his kickboxing prowess with an awesome dancing ability. If he turns out to be any good at basketball as well, we'll have ourselves a number to retire.

- Linton Johnson: Johnson was under contract to the Bulls during summer league, signing unguaranteed through 2010 towards the end of last season. He was waived after summer league, though, and remains unsigned. The Sixers were said to be interested, but nothing has come of that. However, despite the Bulls waiving him three weeks prior, Linton still represented the Bulls at a recent charity golf outing, since no one else could be bothered to turn up. Nice man. I'd gladly take him back, if things were different. We just ran out of money and minutes.

- Nick Lewis: Lewis has spent the last two and a half years in the D-League. He's done well, but the D-League pays badly, so he's had to go to France to get this dollar and put work in. He's signed with Roanne to replace Taj Gray.

- Lorenzo Mata-Real: Unsigned. Here's a great quote about, though:

Even if he grew up in California, Lorenzo feels himself 100% Mexican.

If that's not worth a giggidy, then nothing is.

- Bryan Mullins: See Boston entry.

- DeMarcus Nelson: The Bulls waived Nelson when they waived Johnson, and he has since caught on with Air Avellino in Italy.

- Anthony Roberson: Roberson was a third player signed unguaranteed through 2010 who was waived after summer league concluded. My mate Doug reports the amusing story of how new Bulls GM Gar Forman was so visibly offended at how bad Roberson was in summer league, that he couldn't help but swear publicly about it. Good times. Also, he's a sexpest. (Anthony Roberson, that is. Not Gar Forman.)

- Josh Shipp: Shipp is signed in Turkey with Bornova Bld, alongside Kedrick Brown and Frank Elegar. They'll probably have fun highlight reels.

- A.D. Vassallo: Vassallo didn't play with the Bulls summer league team in the end as he'd sign in France with Paris-Levallois. This hasn't changed.

- Luke Zeller: Zeller has signed in Japan with a team called the Shiga Lakestars in the BJ League. (Giggidy.) If you're wondering if signing in Japan is anything like signing in China or Korea, it isn't.




Cleveland Cavaliers

My initial summary


- Christian Eyenga: Eyenga signed a three year extension with DKV Joventut Badalona, so we won't be seeing him in the NBA for a good long time yet. Would the Cavs prefer Dante Cunningham or DeJuan Blair or Jermaine Taylor with that pick right now? I'm going to go ahead and say yes.

- Jamont Gordon: Gordon has signed with Cibona Zagreb in Croatia.

- Danny Green: It took a while, but Green has now signed with the Cavaliers. Two year minimum salary contract; first year $140,000 guaranteed, second year $125,000 guaranteed becoming fully guaranteed if he makes the 2010/2011 opening day roster. You heard it all here first.

- David Harrison: Harrison is unsigned and I haven't heard a single rumour about a single team wanting him.

- Robert Hite: Hite is signed in Italy with the team formerly known as Premiata Montegranaro. They're now known as Sigma Coatings Montegranaro. Somewhere on the web, someone should make a list of the history of team's names, to help stave off the confusion. And inevitably, that person's going to end up being me, isn't it?

- Darnell Jackson: Jackson is still on the Cavs roster, but his contract is completely guaranteed. He might be all right, though, because the Cavs have only 14 under contract, even when you include him and Jawad Williams. It's not like they're having a particularly dynamic offseason and need all the roster spots they can get.

- Tarence Kinsey: Unlike Jackson and Williams, Kinsey DID get waived, probably because he had a contract guarantee date. He has since signed in Turkey with Fenerbahce; Kinsey signed a two year deal with a third option season, which might be the death knell for his NBA career.

- Leo Lyons: Lyons has signed with Hapoel Migdal Jerusalem, the Israeli team that has fallen from grace ever since Mario Austin left them. And Lyons is no Mario Austin.

- Maureece Rice: A man whose inability to spell his own first name is somewhat justified, Rice is unsigned, and might be a reasonable expectation to return to the D-League next year. To be honest, I've been meaning to look into how the D-League offseason works, but haven't done so yet. Anyone willing to assist can email me at the usual address.

- Jawad Williams: See; Jackson, Darnell.




Dallas Mavericks

My initial summary


- Alfred Aboya: "The Tribe" is unsigned, and Dallas probably won't be bringing him to camp after a 40 minute, 3 point, 5 rebound, 7 turnover, 9 foul summer league performance. (See what I did with the nickname there? I will now eat my own face out of shame.)

- Rodrigue Beaubois: In the early going - so early that we haven't played a game yet - Beaubois looks like being a steal in the late first round. Dallas hasn't had one of these for a while (in fact, their recent draft record overall is really qutie poor), but the last time they did get a steal, it was Josh Howard, the last first round pick in 2003. So when they hit, they really hit.

- Andre Brown: If Brown hasn't spent his whole summer at the free throw line, he's completely gotten his priorities wrong. He has some offensive talent, which is why he keeps getting back into the league, but his FT% is always roughly equal to his FG%. And the 18% from the line that he shot in summer league would suggest that nothing's changed. He remains unsigned.

- Nick Calathes: Calathes signed with Panathinaikos even before he was drafted, so there's no real news to report here.

- Henry Dugat: Dugat is unsigned. Not a whisper. Didn't even play for the Mavericks in summer league, after all that. Maybe he's dead.

- Shan Foster: Foster is unsigned. He shot the ball well in summer league, and he's a specialist shooter, so maybe he'll come to camp with the Mavericks. But they're out of room, with 17 players under contract already. So he probably shouldn't.

- Mickael Gelabale: Gelabale was involved in a little rum-do last month. He agreed to sign with Alicante Lucentum in Spain's ACB for 400,000 Euros, but when he turned up to sign the contract, he found that the agreement was for 50,000 Euros less than what he'd agreed to. So he refused to sign, fired his agent, and is now looking for an NBA gig. He has ruled out rejoining the D-League, apparently.

- Herbert Hill: Hill has parlayed a decent summer league outing into absolutely nothing at all. He remains unsigned.

- Quinton Hosley: Unknown. I'll report it when it happens.

- Luke Jackson: Jackson started every game for the Mavericks in summer league, but played badly, still not being able to shoot at the NBA level for no obvious reason. He has since signed with Carife Ferrara in Italy. Does that mark the end of Luke Jackson's NBA career. Probably.

- Nathan Jawai: Jawai is still with the Mavericks, but he's one of 17. He has the comparative insurance of a guaranteed contract, but the Mavericks have swallowed bigger ones than that before. The Mavericks need a centre, and Jawai is that, but other candidates to be cut (Greg Buckner, Shawne Williams, Kris Humphries) may all have their uses as trade assets. If a team out there wants to trade a good 8 figure salaried player to sale a hell of a lot of money, Dallas can be right there with a package of Buckner, Williams and Drew Gooden. That's what they're banking on, it looks like. If such a deal happens, Jawai might be all right. If it doesn't, he's probably cut.

- Curtis Jerrells: Jerrells has agreed to sign with the Pistons, but hasn't done it yet.

- Bryson McKenzie: Dear Bryson McKenzie's agent; I am really sorry that you don't think I was nice enough about your client the first time around. I'm sorry. Really. I'm so fucking sorry. And I can't WAIT until he tears up the IBL again.

- Aaron Miles: Unsigned. No stupid follow-up comment, either. Unless that one counts.

- Ahmad Nivins: Nivins is signed with Basquet Manresa in Spain, alongside Hawks draftee Sergiy Gladyr. Basquet Manresa used to be known as Ricoh Manresa. Add them to the name change list. (Also, I like the -qu instead of the -k. We might have to make that mandatory.)

- K.C. Rivers: Rivers, who didn't play for the Mavs, has signed with Associazione Basket Latina, an Italian second division team that I've never heard of.

- Damjan Rudez: Rudez was named as a very late addition to the Mavericks summer league roster, and apparently no one told him, because he didn't play a minute for them. He is signed for next year with Cedevita Zagreb, alongside absolutely nobody that you've heard of. Unless you've heard of Elzie Bibbs. (Former Washington General, apparently. That lucky man.)

- Moussa Seck: I have no news on Moussa Seck, who presumably is going back to the Montegranaro system for about 8 more years of development. But the Mavericks apparently really fell in love with him, so much so that they gave him 4 minutes of PT. Then again, this is the team that gave up a first round draft pick for Pavel Podkolzin. There's something about that 7'3 barrier that gets them unfortunately erect. (Great name for a racehorse, that.) By the way, that surrendered first rounder later became Linas Kleiza. Whoops.

- Trent Strickland: Strickland will be playing basquetball next season for AEK Larnacas in Cyprus. Presumably, Cyprus pays well.




Denver Nuggets

My initial summary


- Derrick Byars: Byars is unsigned, and looks to be a candidate for a return to the D-League, after being one of the better players in it last year. Might even get a training camp spot.

- Dontaye Draper: Unattatched and looking. Like me.

- Ronald Dupree: In his six year professional career, Ronald Dupree has never played outside of America. Seattle was as close as he got. This hasn't changed; he's not signed in Europe for next year, and looks like an inevitable training camp/D-League shoe-in. Good luck Doop.

- C.J. Giles: Giles has signed for next season with Smart Gilas in the Philippines. Smart Gilas are a weird team that aren't even really a club; check this for the details. As a part of the move, Giles will soon receive a Philippines passport.

- Richard Hendrix: Hendrix had a decent summer league for Denver, and a very good one for Orlando. Yet despite producing everywhere he's been (giggidy), Hendrix is not in the NBA. Instead he's in Spain with CB Granada. Shame.

- Coby Karl: I'm telling you. It's happening. The Nuggets reportedly really want Wally Szczerbiak, and Rashad McCants is having a workout with them later this week, but it's just a smokescreen. It's going to be Coby. It has to be. What's the point of having a dad as a coach if he can't get you the gig? My dad does my car insurance, after all. It's the way of the world.

- Tywon Lawson: I'm willing to back down a bit on my stance that Lawson is not greatly inferior to Jonny Flynn. But only a bit. Lawson's still good.

- Kareem Rush: After scoring 54 points on 58 shots last year, even worse than his already shocking career ratio of 1.012 points per shot, the league may have finally figured out that Rush isn't actually a good shooting role player after all. He remains unsigned.

- Cedric Simmons: Simmons, one of the worst first round draft picks of the decade, is out of the NBA. He is signed with Peristeri in Greece, a team that just got promoted to the first division.

- Sonny Weems: Weems has been traded twice this summer; first from Denver to Milwaukee, and then from Milwaukee to Toronto, where he will replace Joey Graham. (And in more ways than one, too; Weems looks more like Joey Graham than Stephen Graham does.) His contract guarantee date has now passed, so he'll be sticking around somewhere.




Detroit Pistons

My initial summary


- Michael Bramos: Bramos did exactly what a fringe NBA player with a Greek passport should do; he went to Greece. He signed a two year deal with DASH Peristeri Athens, just like Simmons above.

- Will Bynum: The Pistons have lots of faith in Will Bynum, so much so that they're probably not going to sign a third point guard (unless Curtis Jerrells shows something quickly). That might not seem like a big deal, but if you've seen Ben Gordon play point guard, it is.

- Austin Daye: Daye is signed, and actually signed waaaaaaaay before the press conference which said that he'd signed. It happens like that sometimes.

- Marquise Gray: Gray was a very late addition to the Pistons squad, getting the gig basically only because he was from Michigan State (for whom he averaged a hot and spicy 3/3 last year). He had 7 points and 6 fouls in his one summer league game, and is currently unsigned. Apparently he had offers from Israel, France and Germany, but nothing has come of any of them yet.

- Ibrahim Jaaber: Jaabar was a surprise inclusion on the Pistons summer league roster. Given his successful European career recently, he didn't seem to need to be here. Apparently he realised this as well, because he didn't turn up, and he'll stay with Lottomatica Roma for at least one more season.

- Jonas Jerebko: Jerebko is signed with the Pistons, to a two year minimum salary contract. First year guaranteed, second year 50% guaranteed.

- Dwayne Jones: Jones is unsigned. He often is around this time of year, and it's usually because he has a training camp gig lined up somewhere. But I haven't heard anything about that this time.

- Andre Owens: Bulgarian international Owens is signed in Turkey with Turk Telekom Ankara. Hurtling towards 30 and now owning a European passport, Owens' NBA career may be over with.

- Jeremy Pargo: Jeremy is signed with Altshuler Saham Galil Gilboa in Israel.

- Trent Plaisted: It was initially reported that Plaisted had signed with Reggio Emilia in Italy's second division, but he didn't. Instead, Plaisted is one of only two non-Croats signed next season with KK Zadar in Croatia. The other one.......we'll get to him later.

- Walter Sharpe: Sharpe is currently a member of the Bucks, after being traded salary dumped on Denver and then forwarded on as a part of the completely unnecessary Malik Allen trade. But his stay in Milwaukee might not last too long. While his guaranteed contract works in his favour, the depth chart is against him; Milwaukee already has Ersan Ilyasova, Joe Alexander, Cucumber A Moute and Hakim Warrick in the forward rotation, with others such as Carlos Delfino and Francisco Elson able to help out if necessary. Sharpe also played like arse gravy last year, which won't help his case. And the Bucks also have 16 players under contract right now. Walter's probably 16th.

- Sean Singletary: Singletary was a very late addition to the Pistons summer league roster. Will Bynum didn't play and Jaaber didn't turn up, so Singletary started all 5 games. He must have felt that he had the inside track on the Pistons' third point guard spot. But now it appears that he's lost out to Curtis Jerrells, who wasn't even with the Pistons SL team. Tough break. Singletary is unsigned.

- Dajuan Summers: Summers has also signed with the Pistons for the minimum. First year guaranteed, second year $500,000 guaranteed. Since $500,000 represents the majority of his second year salary, expect him to be around for both years.

- Clay Tucker: Tucker is signed with DKV Joventut Badalona. Ricky Rubio out, Clay Tucker in. A roughly equal trade-off there.

- Travis Walton: Like Gray, Walton was a late addition to the team solely off of his Michigan State experience. Unlike Gray, he didn't play at all. Walton has now signed in the basketball haven of Switzerland with the Lugano Tigers.

- Deron Washington: 2008 second rounder Washington has signed with the team, too, to a $250,000 guaranteed rookie minimum contract. He should be there until at least the deadline, and probably beyond.




Golden State Warriors

My initial summary


- Connor Atchley: Atchley totalled 25 points, 14 rebounds, 2 blocks and 17 fouls in 4 summer league games, which isn't a very Connor Atchley-type of performance. He is currently unsigned. He sure won't be a Warrior.

- Stephen Curry: I watched Davidson versus Butler last week. You know, the ESPN-televised game in which a still-gimpy Curry went about 6 for 48. I just thought I'd mention this in lieu of saying anything interesting. (By the way, Gordon Hayward = brilliant.)

- Jermareo Davidson: The Warriors waived Jermareo Davidson last month. The Warriors signed Mikki Moore last night. The two play relatively similarly, and both kind of suck. So why not have the younger guy? Is having Devean George and Mikki Moore really better than having Jermareo Davidson and Marco Belinelli? Well, OK. If you say so. Davidson is currently unsigned, by the way.

- Othello Hunter: Hunter has agreed to return to the Hawks for training camp this year. There's a good chance he makes it beyond then too.

- Lawrence Hill: Did you watch the Warriors in summer league and get endlessly confused between Lawrence Hill and Quan Prowell? Me too. If you did, Hill is the one that wanted to be remembered as a shooter. He is currently unsigned.

- Joe Ingles: Ingles has left Australia and signed with CB Granada in Spain.

- Jared Jordan: Jordan signed with Telekom Baskets Bonn in Germany. I read an interview somewhere where he said the NBA remained a dream, but he needs to start earning in the mean time. If that was just a more tactful way of saying "I'm probably not taking the optimal route to the NBA right here," he's right.

- Acie Law: There's 82 games left in Acie Law's NBA career. 55 of them may well be spent on the inactive list. This may well be it. Give them hell, Ace. For a change.

- Cartier Martin: Martin signed in Italy with Benetton Treviso last month. He appear so be having a bit of girl trouble, though.

- Anthony Morrow: Morrow averaged 25 points per game in summer league, second best in the entire competition. Strangely, it was also the second best on his team. There's absolutely no doubt that Morrow will be in the NBA, not only for this year but for a while yet; the only question is what kind of contract he gets next year.

- Quan Prowell: Prowell is signed with Paris-Levallois in France for next year. Hi Ann!

- Anthony Randolph: There are plenty of people who write plenty of pieces talking about the plenty of examples of the Warriors plentiful mismanagement these last two years. Here's just one example for the hell of it; Don Nelson told Anthony Randolph to seek a trade last year. Apparently the fact that he's everything the franchise needs was completely lost on Nellie, who seems to think HE is everything the franchise needs. Bad times.

- Lawrence Roberts: I got nothing. Nothing but love, anyway.

- Jamal Sampson: Sampson outplayed Atchley and Davidson in summer league, which sounds more impressive than the 3/4 he averaged. If he ever had a chance - and he probably didn't - then Mikki Moore just took it.




Houston Rockets

My initial summary


- Hassan Adams: Adams is unsigned. He also recently didn't turn up to an Arizona vs Arizona State charity game that he had committed to attend. He may have had an excuse, but we'll just assume he's evil.

- Rodrique Benson: Benson is also unsigned, but he is working on a mixtape right now. So that's a solid excuse.

- Chase Budinger: Budinger signed a four year, $3,332,457 contract with the Rocquettes, the first two years of which are fully guaranteed, and the final two years of which are fully unguaranteed. Why the tax threatened Rockets gave him such a big pay hike above the minimum in the first year is a little strange, considering Budinger's lack of leverage in the situation. I guess they're just nice.

- Will Conroy: Conroy is unsigned after his 26.5ppg/8.0apg season last year. He may be angling to go back to the D-League again. If he is, then I don't get why, because he's spent the best part of 4 years there. He needs to start getting paid. Maybe he has a camp invite out there somewhere.

- Marcus Cousin: Cousin was only on the roster because he's a University of Houston grad. He didn't play in a game for the Rockets and is now signed with Mersin in Turkey.

- Joey Dorsey: Dorsey finally showed something in summer league, averaging a prime Ben Wallace-like 14.8 rebounds and 2.6 blocks in only 31 minutes a game. The turnover and foul numbers were very high, but it's a start. There's plenty of minutes available for Dorsey this year, if he can earn them.

- Charles Gaines: Gaines is unsigned.

- Mike Green: Green won David Thorpe's heart in summer league, but not a training camp spot. He's now in Belgium with Belgacom Liege.

- Maarty Leunen: Leunen's never going to make the Rockets team, and I hope he knows that. This won't stop him from a good European career, though, and Leunen is signed with NGC Cantu for next year.

- Brad Newley: See above, pretty much, except Newley is in Turkey with Besiktas.

- Jermaine Taylor: See Budinger. Taylor signed exactly the same deal. Although that's more standard when you're picked 32nd than when you're picked 44th.

- Garrett Temple: The Rockets freaking love Temple, even in spite of his chronic inability to shoot over 40% (an inability that showed itself once again in summer league). Temple is unsigned, and if the Rockets brought him into training camp, I wouldn't be entirely surprised. But if he then makes the team, I'll be the most surprised I've been since Salma Hayek turned into a monster halfway through From Dusk Till Dawn. (It was a good film until that happened. And then it turned awful.)

- Darryl Watkins: Watkins is unsigned.

- James White: White is signed through next year, and has been for ages, but that doesn't really mean a whole lot. Essentially, he just signed for training camp really really early. The arrivals of Budinger and Taylor may have cost him a spot, although the Rockets are looking to salary dump Brent Barry which should give White one more chance.

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Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Kirk Snyder Arrested For Beating Someone Up In Their Sleep

WCPO.com: Former Jazz, Rockets, Hornets and Timberwolves swingman Kirk Snyder arrested for aggravated burglary and felonious assault.

Warren County Deputies say the player who helped put the University of Nevada-Reno in the Sweet 16 in March 2004 has been arrested for aggravated burglary and felonious assault in Deerfield Township.

Deputies arrested Kirk Snyder early Monday morning at his residence in the 5300 block of Commonwealth Drive in the Beacon Hill townhouses.

Officers say just before 4 a.m., a resident on Commonwealth Drive heard glass breaking downstairs in her house. She tells police when she got up to investigate, a tall man pushed her aside and ran to the upstairs bedroom where he began to assault her sleeping husband. She says while he was beating her husband, she was able to pull the hood away from covering his head and the assailant then fled out the back door where he had broken in.

Deputies say their investigation and a canine led deputies to Snyder’s nearby residence where he was taken into custody within minutes of the offense.


Snyder averaged 34 points and 10 rebounds in China last season, well on the way to rebuilding his NBA resumé. He was staring down a spot on a training camp roster somewhere next year, and should never have fallen out of the NBA in the first place. But apparently all this was secondary to the opportunity of beating a man in front of his wife while he slept.

(Allegedly.)

Great plan, fella.




Additionally, any allegations that I may have recently beaten the living crap out of a hooker in a hotel room are false, and tant amount to scandalous lies.

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Thursday, 25 December 2008

Liquorice Allsorts

1) As you may know, Houston traded Steve Francis, a 2009 second round draft pick and cash to Memphis for a conditional 2011 second round pick. Memphis's end of this is simple. They got their pick back for free. Houston gave them Francis, enough money to pay him for the rest of the year (or most of it, at least), and Memphis's own 2nd rounder next year, which they'd previously given to Houston while moving up in the draft this summer. In return, Memphis only gave them a conditional second in 2011, which will be like top 55 protected or something, so they won't even lose it anyway. They can now either waive Francis without fear of reprisal, get a free look at him as a player (bloody unlikely), or keep him as an expiring. But more importantly, they're getting their high second rounder back. for no cost. It's a good move. As for Houston, they give up a second that they don't need in order to get under the luxury tax. It's a good move for them, too.

But here's the real important thing: I TOTALLY called it. In this post, just underneath the picture of the fat lady with no bum crack, I wrote this:

(After Antonio McDyess's buyout, Denver is now no more than a small dollop over their eternal enemy, the luxury tax threshold. If they waft a pick Memphis's way, they should be able to dump Chucky Atkins, whose salary for next year is only $760,000 guaranteed, thus not affecting Memphis's 2009 cap space plan much. This move gets Denver under the tax, finally, and it need only cost them the pick that they got from Charlotte for Alexis Ajinca to do it. Also note that I'm just an ideas man, not a soothsayer. Houston would be sensible to do much the same with Steve Francis, who is entirely surplus to requirements in both Memphis and Houston, and whose salary is keeping the Rockets in the tax territory. But his expiring is tolerable for the Grizzlies with apt sweeteners. With those two deals, Memphis could gain two picks without changing their long or short term plans, while Houston and Denver save lots of money on players and picks that they don't need. To me, this makes sense. Does that mean it will happen? No. But, between now and February, I'd place a call. Boy, this bracket got a bit long.)

Get some. I wonder if the Grizzlies general manager reads what I write.


2) Oklahoma City signed Nenad Krstic - technically still a Nets free agent - to an offer sheet, one which the Nets will apparently not match. This offers up a variety of questions (such as, quite how scary is this supposed European exodus going to be. when even the European deserters come back within 6 months?), but most of all, look at their prospective depth chart with Krstic on it.

PG - Russell Westbrook, Earl Watson
SG - Desmond Mason, Damien Wilkins, Kyle Weaver
SF - Kevin Durant, Jeff Green, Desmond Mason
PF - Jeff Green, Joe Smith, D.J. White
C - Nenad Krstic, Nick Collison, Chris Wilcox, Robert Swift, Johan Petro, Mouhamed Sene, Steven Hill.

Now obviously, things will work out to be slightly different to this. For example, it makes sense for Green to now take on a sixth man role, and for some combination of Krstic, Collison and Wilcox to fill the starting power forward and centre spots. Steven Hill is also the logical man to be cut once Krstic arrives. But even so, the signing of Krstic makes the Thunder's depth chart even wonkier. Why the hell do you want six centres? Why would you draft D.J. White with so many players in front of him? Why would you then sign Hill and Krstic as well? Why would you also draft Serge Ibaka and DeVon Hardin with your other picks? Why can you only play for the Thunder if you can scratch your ankles while standing up? Why would a team with literally every hole to fill concentrate solely on the same? I realise the value of good big men, but Sam Presti, hit us up with some deadline deals, because your roster is pretty friggin' ramshackle at the moment. And also, don't sign Ben Gordon this summer, whatever you do. As far as you need to know, he's a no-defense chucker with a humility problem. Let's ignore the truth for a minute and run with that. You don't want him. Sign more centres. Spend your money elsewhere. There's a good lad.


3) The following video of Devin Harris is about as comfortable as the early morning shit after a night on the Guinness.



They're right, though. Devin Harris should be in the All Star game. And Allen Iverson should not. You know when Allen Iverson made that quotation fingers "magnanamous" gesture, when he first suggested standing aside to let Michael Jordan start in the All Star game, even when Iverson was the better player? (Which, by the way, was possibly the worst thing I've ever seen in my time following the NBA. Someone owes Vince Carter a big friggin' apology.) Well, now is the time for another such gesture. It's not meant as disrespect, Allen, but these other players are better than you now. You won't lose fans if you did so, and even if you did, you clearly have way too many anyway. Let's make this happen.

Similarly, if Yi Jianlian gets in, let's boycott the damn thing.


4) Really don't see the point in New York overpaying for Carlos Delfino, but, whatever. It can't hurt.


5) Short baseball tangent: people out there are trying way too hard to put a negative slant on the fact that the Yankees just signed both the best hitter and the best pitcher on the market. You don't have to like the any, but at least acknowledge that this is what they did. Like every team in the world, they needed an ace and a excellent slugger. Unlike every team in the world, though, they were able to get them.


6) No, I don't trust the source either, but if Sacramento trades John Salmons to Toronto for Andrea Bargnani and a first round pick, that is all kinds of good news for the Kings. John Salmons's value physically cannot get any higher right now, unless he were to start averaging 30 points. He's playing extremely well, tied in on a remarkably cheap contract, and in the prime of his career. This also isn't a fluke - he put on much the same performance to start last year, when injuries again cleared the way for him. If John Salmons is not traded by Sacramento before the deadline, that's a big old misstep they've made there. Particularly after committing so much money to the wing pairing of Kevin Martin and Francisco Garcia.


7) I realise that things haven't gone quite right since he did it, but why is Stephen Jackson thinking about a trade only five weeks after signing an extension? And, from the same article, quite why the hell hasn't Chris Mullin quit? He has nothing to gain from pissing in the wind, and he'll get another gig with another team soon enough.


8) In keeping with this website's policy of never bringing you any news that is worth knowing, here's a scandalous and pathetic story about Raptors anticlimax Jermaine O'Neal touching the arse of a woman whose life and career revolves around her ability to fellate famous people. Superhead, meet Superforehead.


9) The previous joke was stolen from a superior person.


10) Merry Christmas to you and yours. My life is in a good place right now, and I hope that yours is too. If it isn't, it will be.

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