Footage of LeBron James being dunked on gets confiscated

Yahoo Rivals: Cavaliers showoff LeBron James allegedly has at least a hand in video of him being dunked on being destroyed.

It was assumed he was called "King James" because he reigns on the basketball court. But maybe LeBron James earned that nickname due to his tyrannical ways (in dealing with embarrassment).

On Monday, Jordan Crawford, a sophomore at Xavier (by way of Indiana), reportedly dunked on LeBron during a pick-up game at the LeBron James Skills Academy. Garry Parrish of CBSSports.com wrote that one high school player said, "it was bad". (We can only assume he meant "bad" in the Michael Jackson sort of way.)

LeBron must have agreed, because he had Nike officials confiscate the two videos that were taken of the dunk. (Parrish blames Nike, but reading between the lines it seems like the censorship was orchestrated by LeBron himself.)

Oh dear. How.....pathetic.

But there's one thing Nike officials can never take away from us; video of LeBron being dunked on by undrafted journeyman starlet, Britton Johnsen.



You see, LeBron? You see how totally not-a-big-deal that is? Everyone gets dunked on at some point. They just do. Even Tim Duncan. Even Shaq. Even Britton Johnsen. Even you.

So, if you did have anything to do with this....that would be sad. Actually, even if it's just the actions of a renegade Nike official, it's still sad. Even sadder than being dunked on by Britton Johnsen.