- Will Blalock: The Pacers have been said to be looking for a point guard all summer long now. They kept Jamaal Tinsley inactive for all of last season, despite him being able and willing to play. Jarrett Jack is a restricted free agent, and even though he's expected back, he isn't really a point guard anyway. Neither is Travis Diener, and they seem to hate T.J. Ford more than it seems as though they should. (Must be because he's black.) But while Will Blalock is very much a point guard, I don't think the answer to the Pacers' point guard problem lies in a man who averaged 4.5 points and 2.1 assists in the German league last season.
Byars' three point percentage by month, last season:
November - 0% December - 56% January - 28% February - 50% March - 26% April - 0% Overall - 38%
It might be a coincidence that the two months he shot the most threes in were December and February. Or it might not.
- Tyler Hansbrough: Us Bulls fans discussed at length whether it would be a good idea to pick Tyler Hansbrough at #26. We eventually decided on "yes". (And, after what we wound up doing with the pick.......well, you know.) As draft day approached, we moved on to discussing whether it'd be justifiable to pick Hansbrough as high as #16. Opinion was split, but the majority said "no". Turns out it was irrelevant anyway, as Indiana went for him at #13. And, since it's the 2009 draft we're talking about, I think they can get away with that.
That earlier comment about T.J. Ford's race was uninspired satire, by the way. I don't care how vanilla the Pacers are. Neither should you.
- Roy Hibbert: Frank admission - Roy Hibbert is better than I thought he would be. He can score at the NBA level. Just can. He'd be better if he toned down the shot block attempts and focused more on the rebounding, and that foul rate is pretty ridiculous, but not many 22 year old rookie centres can score at that rate. Once he stops being Bargnani-ish on the defensive glass, he'll be goooood.
- Jared Homan: The Ho-Man played 16 games in the Euroleague last year as a member of Cibona Zagreb, which is a very high standard of basketball for any man to be playing. Unfortunately, he didn't play very well in them, averaging only 4.6 points and 3.3 rebounds, along with 2.4 fouls. His size is still a virtue, but his size is also nothing special by NBA standards. And nor is his age (26). Still, Rasho Nesterovic is a free agent, which opens up a space on the Pacers for a new white centre.
(If I keep forcing this joke home, it might start being funny. Maybe.)
- Aaron Jackson: Jackson broke the freak out last year, averaging 19.7 points, 5.5 rebounds, 5.7 assists and 1.6 steals per game, with percentages of 55.4%, 40.5% and 80.9%. Those numbers are up across the board from the year before, and his scoring output was more than doubled from his junior to senior years. Learning to shoot can do wonders for a man's game. If he'd been in a less point guard heavy draft, or at a school more noteworthy than Duquense, then he might have gotten drafted. As it is, he's now fighting Will Blalock for a training camp spot, a fight that both will probably lose.
- Trey Johnson: Johnson briefly played in the NBA last season, signing a couple of ten day contracts with the Cavaliers. He only scored 4 points, all from the foul line, but it's an NBA career at least. When he wasn't at the big dance, he was in the D-League, living up to his first name with the Bakersfield Jam. Johnson scored 21 points per game in 41 minutes per game, shooting 46% from the field and 41% from the three point line. If he can be bothered to start playing defense, he might go down as the best player in the history of Jackson State. But until then, that title belongs to Lindsey Hunter. Or Purvis Short.
- Leo Lyons: I watched a lot of Missouri last year. It was hard not to, because they did pretty well. J.T. Tiller is my boy. But my opinion of Lyons isn't highly flattering. He has some touch, some athleticism, and his wild flails to the rim are effective. But he makes a crap load of mistakes, doesn't really have NBA size, and nor was his heart really in it defensively. If he was a sophomore, he would have been one to keep an eye on. But he wasn't.
- Josh McRoberts: McRoberts finally got some PT last season, and in doing so he put up an almost identical PER to that of Marquis Daniels. He's also grown a brilliant beard, and either is or was plugging Lauren Conrad from MTV's The Hills. Not a bad year for McBob, all told. He's a restricted free agent, but he'll return.
- A.J. Price: If drafting three straight seniors out of big programs wasn't enough of a clue (Hibbert, Rush, Hansbrough), then the Pacers picking Price in the second round this year ought to have alerted you to the fact that Larry Bird watches the NCAA tournament. More importantly, if the Pacers really are serious about getting an extra point guard regardless of how many options they already have, I would imagine that Price has a beeline on that spot right now. But that's only if they do. (By the way, I just spent ten minutes trying to think up a plausible Jamaal Tinsley trade scenario. But I couldn't do it. Is there not room for him in Indiana to rebuild his value just a little bit?)
- Brandon Rush: Rush's rookie year wasn't good, scoring inefficiently and ranking last on the team in plus/minus rating. But he has an opportunity here; Marquis Daniels is an unrestricted free agent, Mike Dunleavy's knee is reportedly all kinds of haggard, and new signing Dahntay Jones is a not-very-good defensive specialist. There's minutes available for Rush, then, if he can figure out how to get to the foul line more than once a week.
- Anthony Smith: Smith averaged 17.6 points and 6.5 rebounds for Liberty last year. And here's a Googled factoid:
As a junior, Smith was the only player in the nation during the 2008 season to attempt at least 200 three-point field goals and succeed on at least 40 percent of his three-point field goal attempts (41.0), while also hitting over 50 percent of his field goal attempts (51.5). Only four other players in the nation accomplish the same feat while attempting at least 100 three-point field goals, including Mario Chalmers (Kansas), Lee Cummard (BYU), Malik Hairston (Oregon) and James Harden (Arizona State).
Despite the apparent brilliance of his jumpshot, though, he never shot over 66% from the foul line in his four year NCAA career. And that's all I've got.
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- Richard Hendrix is in the D-League, after being waived by the Warriors earlier this season, despite signing a guaranteed contract in the summer. I don't really understand why, considering that they waived him while preferring to keep Rob Kurz and DeMarcus Nelson, whom they then waived three weeks later to avoid guaranteeing his contract, but whatever. Hendrix is still there if the Warriors want him, and apparently they don't. Hendrix averages 13.6 points, 10.9 rebounds, 1.3 assists, 1.2 steals and 1.9 blocks in 32 minutes a game for the Dakota Wizz, in, their pants.
- Axel Hervelle is still with Real Madrid in Spain, and will be for at least two more years after this one. I got in trouble last time we talked about him, when I said that he hadn't really gotten very far, so I'll instead cop out this time and just give you his numbers: 6.5 ppg, 3.6 rpg, 0.8 apg, 0.9 spg, 0.7 bpg in the Spanish league, and 5.3 ppg, 3.8 rpg, 0.2 apg, 0.8 spg, 0.4 bpg in the Euroleague.
- Kyle Hill is playing for Lucentum Alicante Costablanca in Spanish second division, alongside Taylor Coppenrath. Hill averages 12.4 ppg, 2.2 rpg and 1.6 apg, yet is also about to turn 30; I don't think the NBA beckons any more.
- Herbert Hill is unsigned, after a tryout with Le Mans in August showed only that he hasn't recovered from his knee surgery yet.
- Steven Hill is back with Tulsa in the D-League after being waived by the Thunder. Hill averages 7.6 points, 5.9 rebounds and 2.3 blocks per game in total, but here's the thing; as intriguing as Hill is as a prospect (and he is - athletic 7 footers with shot blocking instincts like that are always worth tracking) there are some far better big men in the D-League. Rod Benson, for example, can't seem to get a shot in the NBA outside of one training camp spot. Courtney Sims got a ten day contract with the Suns, but it was one and done. Pops Mensah-Bonsu can't seem to get another shot in the NBA. Et cetera. These fellas are outproducing Hill in the D-League, so why is Hill the one who got the lengthy run on the Thunder's roster, even if he did spend most of it on assignment? I dunno. Basically this is just a long way of saying that I just want Pops back in the NBA. Let's make it happen.
- Kyle Hines is signed with Prima Veroli in the Italian second division. In keeping with tradition, Hines is putting up beastly numbers, averaging 16.5 points, 9.1 rebounds, 3.1 steals and 2.1 blocks in 31 minutes a game. Here's the thing - outside of a mere dollop of summer league action, I've never seen Kyle Hines play. I admit that. NCAA is not my thing, and although I'd like to know a bit, I don't. But what I do know is this - he absolutely beasted in college, and while UNC Greensboro isn't the biggest name school in the world, the list of names that feature on the 2000/1000 list is predominantly good NBA talent. Now in Italy (admittedly the second division) Hines again continues to beast, with simply awesome defensive statistics. My question, then, is this - a training camp spot somewhere? Yay? Nay? Pops Mensah-Bonsu? Who cares how short you are, when you can flat out produce. (Giggidy.) Height factors, sure, but when you're good, you're good. And Kyle Hines looks to be good.
- Robert Hite started the year with Tau Vitoria in Spain, totalling 2 points in 2 games. He then left (Tau didn't need him; they lead the Spanish league comfortably anyway), and later joined BC Oostende in Belgium, for whom he has totalled 40 points, 11 rebounds and 0 assists in two further games.
- Julius Hodge, the Jules of Harlem, was on his way to stardom in Australia earlier this season, averaging 26.3 points, 8.0 points and 6.0 assists (albeit 1-6 from three point range) in 8 games for the Adelaide 36ers. However, he then walked out on the team before a game, and there's not been a real reason given as to why. Either way, it ended ugly, and the team only agreed to let Hodge out of his contract once he agreed to refund a sum of roughly $30,000 AUS that the team had forwarded him. Why they did this, I am not sure, but since Hodge had previously claimed that the team was behind on its payments, I guess he was wrong. Hodge was replaced by former Wizard, Rod Grizzard (it rhymes!), and Julius has since signed with Besancon Basket Comte Doubs, but hasn't played a game for them yet.
- Fred Hoiberg is still an assistant general manager in Minnesota's ever-confusing hierarchy of executives.
- Randy Holcomb hasn't played since leaving his team in the Phillipines in July.
- Jared The Ho-man is signed with Cibona Zagreb, averaging 4.0 points, 3.2 rebounds and 0.7 blocks in the Euroleague, along with 6.1 points, 4.8 rebounds and 0.7 blocks in the Adriatic league.
- And finaly, Antoine Hood is just as out of basketball as the last time you asked. It's been roughly two years since he was last in the D-League with the Colorado 14ers, and he hasn't signed anywhere since. I don't know why.
Matt Haryasz is Tony Bobbitt's teammate for Bremerhaven in Germany. Remember them? They're the team that J.R. Bremer doesn't play for. See, it's all coming full circle now. Just THINK how many intricate webs we might have weaved by the time we get to Aurelijius Zukauskas and Where Are They Now? Part 57. Also, here's a picture of Matt Haryasz's mum. I have no idea why you would want to see this.
Juaquin Hawkins is an extremely random entry on this list. Hawkins is a former Houston Rocket, although that was several years ago. Despite now being 34 years of age, he continued to play until very recently, when he was forced to leave his Australian team - the Gold Coast Blaze - after suffering a stroke of all things. Weird times. Bad times. It's not all bad, though - he has made a full recovery and is to rejoin the team for next season. Hooray!
Alan Henderson made it sound this summer like Philadelphia was certain to re-sign him. But they didn't. Henderson has not played elsewhere since.
Axel Hervelle, Nuggets draft choice, is playing for Real Madrid. I have watched him play a few times last year, and, err....he was a bit shit. Although apparently he's gotten better this year. So who knows.
Kyle Hill is playing for Udine in Italy, alongside Mighty Mike Penberthy. That's Mike Penberthy and Joe Crispin shoutouts in back to back blog posts. Most websites don't offer this. It's a shame.
Robert Hite is playing, well, for Galatasaray of Turkey.
Julius Hodge is playing for the Albuquerque Thunderbirds of the D-League, and apparently the Melbourne Tigers (Australia) are trying to sign him for next season, "unless he goes to the NBA". And that seems unlikely.
Randy Holcomb is playing for the Alaska Aces...in the Phillipines. I don't get this either.
Jared Homan is dick-deep in Polish minge, playing for Slask.
Antoine Hood is unsigned. So that means your team can try to sign Antoine Hood, if they want. By the way, I have almost no idea who the fuck Antoine Hood is.
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