In the last week, more than 10% of the NBA was rehomed. 17 teams conspired to make 13 trades, and 43 players in the league were traded (along with 1 that isn't). A possible 14 draft picks changed hands, along with enough cash to support Iceland for a week. Three players were waived to accommodate incoming players (Chris Richard, Ricky Davis, Kenny Thomas), and one just wasn't asked back (Garrett Temple; re-signed since this intro was written). Trades ranged from the hugely significant (Kevin Martin) to the overbearingly underwhelming (Theo Ratliff). To use a phrase I use way too much, there truly was something for everyone. Unless you're a Heat fan.
(Drew Gooden and Larry Hughes also managed to achieve the dubious honour of being traded at three consecutive trade deadlines, with Gooden compounding his misery by compiling four trades in that time. It also seems reasonably inevitable that Gooden will be bought out by his new team (the L.A. Clippers), making him possibly the first player ever to be salary dumped at the deadline, only to be bought out and sign with a contender, in consecutive seasons. Congratulations, I think.)
While I was personally a bit gutted that my Adam Morrison and Memphis' second rounder for Steven Hunter trade idea did not go down, I was nonetheless stoked about this fine turn of events, as I'm sure you were too. Deadline day is second only to draft night in its badassity; there's something soothingly pathetic/pathetically soothing about cancelling all engagements, sitting indoors and mashing refresh until your eyes catch fire. I know you understand this, or else you wouldn't be reading this website.
As is usual around this time of year, many (if not most) of the completed trades were made primarily with financial motivations. This isn't news, for it happens this way every year, yet it gained added importance this year due to the awkward combination of a tough economic climate and the impending free agency crop. Teams were falling over themselves to both get under the luxury tax and open up as much summer cap room as was possible, trying to put themselves into a "flexible" financial situation that will allowed them to bid on this summer's highly prized free agents such as Chris Bosh, Acie Law and Cuttino Mobley. Some even managed it.
The salary information is now updated, aware as I am that it's the first thing people look at. Of particular note are the team salaries for both this season and next. Through moves earlier this season, the New Orleans Hornets managed to wriggle their way under the tax axe, albeit while losing contributors Rasual Butler, Bobby Brown, Hilton Armstrong and Devin Brown in the process. [Grant me some slightly liberal usage of the word "contributors", if you would be so kind. It's all relative. Relative to the contributions of, say, Ike Diogu.] Other teams were active at the deadline in trying to do the same, most notably the Utah Jazz, who managed to piss off their superstar in the process. But more on that later.
Most obviously salary dumping were the Washington Wizards. If they could find a way of consistently getting the ball over halfcourt, the five that they traded away (Antawn Jamison, Caron Butler, Brendan Haywood, Dominic McGuire, DeShawn Stevenson) would own the five they received (Zydrunas Ilgauskas, James Singleton, Quinton Ross, Al Thornton, Josh Howard) so badly that it would need a book written about it. The Wizards traded away the three best players amongst those ten and basically removed their own frontcourt; with buyouts of Ilgauskas and Fabricio Oberto looking inevitable, the Wizards will have only Singleton, Andray Blatche and JaVale McGee in the front court. This isn't good. (At least it will mean Flip Saunders has to play McGee, something he's basically avoided all season for no obvious reason.)
This implosion of talent, though, does not make them bad moves. All that talent had led to the Wizards winning only a third of their games, and when combined with the Wizards' mismanaged salary situation and ongoing Gilbert Arenas drama, an implosion was inevitable. And overdue. Even though the Wizards gave away the best players for expirings - which always stings really really REALLY badly from the fans point of view - they have managed to obtain almost $50 million in expiring contracts in doing so. Between Howard's team option, Ilgauskas's $12 million expiring (after a trade kicker), the incumbent big expirings of Mike James and Mike Miller, plus the smaller ones of Oberto, Singleton, Randy Foye and Javaris Crittenton, the Wizards now have only 6 players under contract for next season;
Gilbert Arenas - $17,730,693
Andray Blatche - $3,260,331
Al Thornton - $2,814,196 Nick Young - $2,630,503
JaVale McGee - $1,601,040
Quinton Ross - $1,146,337 (player option)
Total = $29,183,000.
When factoring cap holds of roughly $4.5 million for their own first round pick and for the one they obtained from Cleveland in exchange for Jamison, plus cap charges for having too small of a roster, the Wizards will have roughly maximum cap room available next season. They won't be using it to sign LeBron James or anything, but it's a start. If you're going to be a bad team, you might as well be one with as little future committed salary as possible.
They've also managed to dodge the luxury tax this season, too. Via a combination of the Butler trade with the Mavericks, the Jamison trade with the Cavaliers, the cheeky dump of McGuire onto the Kings, and aided in no small part by the Arenas and Crittenton suspensions, the Wizards have managed to avoid a luxury tax threshold that they were almost $10 million over to begin the season. The outgoing 2009/10 salary in the Dallas deal ($19,664,899) was more than the incoming ($17,534,266), as was the case with the Cleveland deal ( to ). Moving McGuire's $825,497 for no incoming salary was similarly beneficial, and the money saved from Arenas and Crittenton's suspensions is enough to just get the Wizards under the tax.
When a player is suspended by the league, the team is credited half of the salary lost during suspension for the purposes of luxury tax calculations. So if a player loses $500,000 due to a suspension, the team gets to knock $250,000 off of its tax number. A player is docked 1/110th of his annual salary for every game missed due to suspension; Arenas is suspended for 50 games, and Crittenton for 38. Therefore, Arenas loses $7,360,036 (which is his $16,192,079 salary, divided by 110, times by 50), Crittenton loses $510,554, and the Wizards get to dock $3,935,295 from their payroll for tax number calculation purposes. Their payroll currently stands at $73,513,218 after their deadline day deals, and with the luxury tax set at $69,920,000, you can probably see where this is going. Congratulations, I guess.
None of this would have been necessary, however, were it not for the mismanagement that put the team into the situation. Forgetting for a moment the slightly amazing decision to give $110 million to a man who will play in only 47 out of 246 games in three seasons, let's take a second look at the Wizards' past draft. Regardless of what you think of Ricky Rubio - and for the record, you should think a LOT of Ricky Rubio - you must accept that having him is better than having a combination of Randy Foye and Mike Miller. Miller was always destined to be a one year rental, and Foye was not equal in calibre to a top five draft pick, even in a bad draft. He, too, may not come back. As a basketball decision, the Wizards appeared to decide that one year of Mike and Randy was better than four years of cheap production from a quality young player. As a basketball decision, it was wrong.
(Oh and let's also overlook the decision to trade a first rounder to Memphis for Crittenton in the first place. No matter how protected the pick was, it was still a first rounder for a player who barely played when he was healthy, did not play well when he was healthy, has missed all of this season due to injury, who is suspended for the remainder of year, whose fourth year option they did not exercise due to his poor performance, and who will be out of contract - and perhaps the league - this summer. And that's without mentioning the surplus guard depth they already had Anyway.)
What that Rubio trade really did was shift the non-expiring contract of Darius Songaila. That was the prize, the purpose if you will, the reason why the best returning player for a #5 pick was only Randy Foye. In much the same way that double double machine (and ShamSports.com fantasy league mainstay) Brendan Haywood was just gifted away purely to facilitate getting out from under DeShawn Stevenson's final season of guaranteed money, the subtle switching of Darius, Etan Thomas and Stewie for Foye and Miller relieved the Wizards of Songaila's $4,818,000 salary for next season. Combine that with the fact that a combination of Foye and Miller cost $13,356,718, whereas keeping the three traded players would have cost $13,426,140 (assuming the #5 pick had not been signed), and you can see what they did there. They saved money. Congratulations, I guess.
Washington also decided to save money in the second round when they sold the #32 overall pick to Houston for a record $2.5 million. That's an awful lot of money for a second rounder, particularly in these more conservative times, and so even though it cost them a shot at possible contributors such as DeJuan Blair, Sam Young, Chase Budinger, Jonas Jerebko or Marcus Thornton, the move made some sense. And I say that as a big Sergio Llull fan.
But what didn't make sense is what the Wizards did with that saved money; a few short weeks after cashing it in, the Wizards signed Fabricio Oberto for the full amount of the Bi-Annual Exception, $1.99 million. Knowing that they were already over the tax threshold, and knowing that they already had four capable big men in place, the Wizards committed what looked to be as near as is $4 million's worth to one year of a player who had averaged slightly less than 3/3/2 the previous season. (The 2 is for fouls per game.) Oberto has responded by totalling 38 points, 49 rebounds and 70 fouls this season, numbers inferior to every member of the draft's second round, even those who haven't played in the NBA. A bad decision both financially and basketball wise.
The bad moves have gone on for a while. Signing Stevenson for that much instead of the superior Roger Mason Jr, for one. The Arenas deal, for another. Giving Darius Songaila a five year contract. Matching Larry Harris' ambitious offer sheet for Etan Thomas. Et cetera. Only now are they beginning to bite. If they'd bitten earlier, the Wizards could have been a good up-and-coming team by now. As it is, they've just begun the dismantling. The three deadline trades this season are, in a vacuuum, fairly solid moves. Yet the fact that the "future" is represented only by JaVale McGee and Andray Blatche at the moment is evidence that perhaps this should have begun a bit sooner.
As for the Mavs, it's pretty self evident. Butler is a lot better than Howard, and Haywood is a lot better than Gooden. If you can spend, you should spend. They spent, and thus they won. And as for the Cavaliers, it's a good move as long as they have budgeted to accommodate paying a 35 year old Antawn Jamison $15 million in two years time. If they can cope with that without simultaneously handicapping themselves, they've done well.
The other extremely active team at the deadline was the Knicks, who completed three trades of their own. One of them was the brilliantly pointless Darko Milicic for Brian Cardinal deal; Cardinal has already been waived, and Darko has already said he's going back to Europe once this season is over, which makes the logic behind the deal beautifully pointless (and inevitably, financially motivated; Cardinal's smaller cap number means less tax for the Knicks, and the cash New York gave up makes Milicic cheaper than Cardinal for Minnesota. Or at least the same cost.) On top of that, they traded Nate Robinson and Marcus Landry to the Celtics in exchange for the three expiring/unguaranteed deals of Eddie House, J.R. Giddens and Bill Walker. That deal saves the Knicks a little money, but will cost quite a bit for the Celtics who will have to pay Nate's $1 million playoff bonus (previously listed as unlikely), and then pay it again for tax. It's worth it, however, for the significant upgrade from House to he. (For that reason, it's kind of baffling why the Knicks did it. But none of it will matter anyway.)
The Knicks were also the most compelling protagonist in the deadline's biggest deal. Ever shameless in their pursuit of enough cap space to sign both Dwyane Wade AND Joe Smith, the Knicks craved Tracy McGrady's contract so freaking much that they gave up pretty much everything they have for it. Having already given their 2006 and 2007 firsts to Chicago (thanks!), and with their 2010 first owed unprotected to Utah, the Knicks continued on a theme by trading the product of their 2009 first (Jordan Hill) and their 2012 pick (top 5 protected for four years) to Houston, along with giving the right to swap 2011 picks with only top 1 protection. That's a pretty ridiculous amount of stuff just to get rid of the $9,553,320 that Hill and Jared Jeffries were owed next summer, but at least they're committed to a direction. That's....something.
The Knicks now have $18,637,294 committed next season, assuming that Eddy Curry exercises his $11,276,863 player option, which is about as likely as me using the phrase "congratulations, I guess" later on in this post. They have no cap hold for their first round pick, since they don't have one. Therefore, if we assume that they renounce all of their free agents - which they won't do instantly, but will do if they have good reason for it - then this is their cap situation for next year:
Eddy Curry - $11,276,863 Danilo Gallinari - $3,304,560 Wilson Chandler - $2,130,482 Toney Douglas - $1,071,000
Bill Walker - $854,389
Roster charges for not having 12 players - $3,315,228 (which is seven times the rookie minimum of $473,604)
Total = $21,952,522.
Walker's salary is unguaranteed if waived before July 8th, which seems likely to happen. Remove him and that puts the Knicks at $21,571,737.
A maximum contract for the trio of LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh starts at $16,568,908. Regardless of what the salary cap does, a player's maximum possible salary is never less than 190% of their previous salary, regardless of which team they are signing with. Therefore, to afford both of them outright, the Knicks would need the cap to be at least $54.71 million next year, something which it is not likely to be. However, this does not mean that they cannot afford two maximum contract players; if they really needed to open up those last couple of quid, Wilson Chandler would be easy to pawn off, considering the cheap price for his league average production. And the possibility of a sign-and-trade of David Lee is very much alive and kicking. So, financially at least, the Knicks are standing in good stead. They'd better be, considering all that they sacrificed to get here.
(Do they do that trade if they hadn't messed up the Hill pick in the first place? Probably not.)
Meanwhile, the Rockets gave up whatever cap space aspirations they made have had with this trade. By taking on the $20,153,325 earned by the Martin/Jeffries/Hill deal, the Rockets are not now 2010 players, but by taking on Kevin Martin, they also don't now need to be. The talent infusion was so substantial that whatever they may have wanted to do with that 2010 money - which was probably very little considering that the plan was to trade McGrady from day 1 - is now not significant. And the picks as well? Bonus. THIS, Miami, is what you do with a $23 million expiring contract. Watch and learn.
Sacramento's end of the deal is Carl Landry. Presumably given the option of dumping a bad salary or obtaining a quality player, they chose the quality player, as well they should have done. Landry is roughly Martin's equal and at a position of greater need; the fillers in the deal are relevant only for their expirings.
Landry is under contract for only $3 million next season, a veritable steal for a man of such great production. (It still makes no sense that the only offer sheet he could get was for 3 years and $9 million. We should have campaigned hard for more.) At the end of that, Landry will be an unrestricted free agent, but if they decline his team option this summer, he can be a restricted free agent will full Bird rights. It seems unlikely that Sacramento goes that route, considering that
a) they may lose him anyway,
b) teams spend their whole lives trying to underpay people, and they shouldn't throw it away once they finally get it, and
c) the new CBA kicks in in 2011, which will inevitably favour the teams.
Nonetheless, declining his option and locking him up for a few years with the benefit of a qualifying offer on their side remains a possibility until it isn't. If they don't take the risk, they'll have to pay up in 18 months time, or else lose him. And while I like Jason Thompson, Carl Landry is better.
It would be best for all concerned if Larry Hughes never suits up for them.
(Also not exactly sure they need McGuire, just another forward who won't play. But never mind. The pick that they traded to get him is top 41 protected, and thus irrelevant. And the cash will come in handy.)
The Bulls and Bucks both did two trades, including one with each other. Chicago was determined to find some more 2010 free agency money, as well they should be, so they dumped two average players for four mediocre-to-bad ones to ensure it. They first traded John Salmons to the Bucks for the expiring contracts of Hakim Warrick and Joe Alexander. And later they followed that up by trading Tyrus Thomas to Charlotte for Ronald Murray, Acie Law and a future first round draft pick. One that won't get until at least 2012 due to the outstanding first that Charlotte already owes Minnesota (Ty Lawson deal) via Denver (Alexis Ajinca deal).
In both instances, the outgoing Bulls player was the best player in the deal. And you never like to see that. Yet both of those players were only average; fringe starters and quality backups, useful but far from integral, and not the kind of player you jeopardise the possibility of a big free agency run for. Salmons would probably have opted into his contract next season, which would have been debilitating to the Bulls free agency hopes. So for the cost of two second rounders (the pick swap will not be relevant), the Bulls removed this risk. Thomas was going to be a free agent anyway, who would inevitably have to have been renounced; his stay in Chicago was well and truly worn out.
(They were also pretty determined to shift Kirk Hinrich, but found that there wasn't much of a market for a 29 year old backup calibre guard with no obvious position, earning $9.5 milion to shoot 38% in the worst season of his career. This is perhaps unsurprising. But Kurt is awesome, so we'll be fine with keep him for a bit longer.)
The Bulls now have the following contract situation next summer;
Lou Walding - $11,345,000
Kurt Hinrich - $9,000,000
Derrick Rose - $5,546,160
Joakim Noah - $3,128,536
James Johnson - $1,713,600
Taj Gibson - $1,117,680
Cap hold for first round draft pick (here assumed to be 17th) - $1,302,600
Five roster holds - $2,368,020
Total = $35,521,596
It's not as much cap space as the Knicks, but it's enough for Joe Johnson's inevitable max contract. There may also be renewed interest surrounding Hinrich around draft night, which could open up some more money. And the Bulls have two epic young pieces in Rose and Noah that should count for something. (And a statue.)
The two trades do however mean a slightly worse team for the remainder of this season. It's a necessary evil, unfortunately. At the very least, however, the Bulls have gained some guard depth. Chicago opened the year with absolutely none of that; their only shooting guard options were Salmons (ideally a small forward), Hinrich (ideally a point guard) and Jannero Pargo (ideally in Russia). After this move and the Aaron Gray/Devin Brown swap that proceeded it, they now have plenty of guard depth on the bench; Murray, Law, Pargo, Brown and Lindsey Hunter. But I think I preferred it when they didn't have any.
Milwaukee made another trade late in the day when they traded recent second round draft pick Jodie Meeks along with defunct big man Francisco Elson to Philadelphia in exchange for Primoz Brezec, Royal Ivey and an unprotected 2010 second round pick. They did this because in acquiring Salmons to go along with Jerry Stackhouse, Carlos Delfino and Charlie Bell, the Bucks had already acquired four potential shooting guard options to take any minute that Meeks might see. I don't know why any team needs all four of those very average and somewhat similar players at that one position, but Milwaukee decided that they do, which spelled the end for Meeks' opportunities. So a second rounder, trade exception and slight salary reduction is ample compensation.
Perhaps more importantly, they did the deal to get out from under Meeks' contract next season. He will only be earning the minimum salary, but it is guaranteed, and there's no point guaranteeing the future salary of a player to whom you can't guarantee a single minute of playing time. I would rather have Meeks than the second rounder, but with that depth chart, you can understand it. It's a good pickup for the Sixers, albeit the only pickup for the Sixers. Which is problematic.
The inclusion of Brezec, Ivey and Elson in the Meeks trade is so dull that I can think of nothing interesting to say about it, so instead, here's a monkey on a pushbike.
Two other trades had significant financial ramifications, one of which was the deal that saw Ronnie Brewer going to Memphis for a 2011 first round pick (top protected), which was as close as Utah could get to dodging the luxury tax this year. They failed, by about $3 million, and roundly pissed off Deron Williams in the process. (Brewer then tore his hamstring in his Memphis debut, which is pretty outrageously unfortunate.)
Of the other teams, only the Clippers made any significant future financial changes with their deals. After previously gifting away Marcus Camby to the Blazers for a backup point guard, a guy who can't play, no long term basketball assets and $3 million, the Clippers followed it up with a better move when they got in on the Jamison deal, traded Al Thornton to the Wizards and Sebastian Telfair to the Cavaliers, receiving Drew Gooden's expiring in the process. This move opens up $5,514,196 in cap room for the Clippers next season, and expunges the last remaining salary from their initial Zach Randolph trade. It gives the Clippers the following salary situation in the summer;
Baron Davis - $13,000,000 Chris Kaman - $11,300,000 Blake Griffin - $5,357,280 Eric Gordon - $3,016,680 DeAndre Jordan - $854,389 (unguaranteed until August 1st)
Roster hold for first round draft pick (here assumed to be 10th) - $1,865,300
Six roster spot cap hold things - $2,841,624
Total = $38,235,273
It's not quite max cap room, but it's nothing that can't be worked around. Then again, since this is still the kind of team that will occasionally trade starting calibre centres for $3 million without a luxury tax to fear, you can never be too sure of their intent.
As an aside, Gooden is now onto his 9th team in 8 years, having played for 7 (soon to be 8). He is putting on a solid run for the Most NBA Teams Played For record, currently joined owned at 12 by Tony Massenburg, Chucky Brown and Jim Jackson. If only he'd played a minute for the Wizards.
(The second deal opened up a roster spot, thereby allowing them to re-sign Ricky Davis. Let's see if they do so!)
There remain many taxpaying teams this year. As covered earlier this year, 14 teams were scheduled to be taxpayers earlier this year, and it's still a high number. The Lakers had no hope or no intention of getting under it, and retain the league's largest payroll, unable or unwilling to make any deals to shred a small amount off of it. (Not even my Morrison for Hunter special. Boooo.) The Knicks cleared future payroll but did nothing to change this year's, and Dallas, Boston and Cleveland took more 2009/10 salary on. Denver couldn't dump salary without jeopardising their current team, and rightly decided it wasn't worth it. San Antonio tried to dump salary, but couldn't shift anything other than Theo Ratliff's minimum contract (receiving a top 55 protected 2016 pick in the process; i.e. nothing at all). And while Orlando didn't seem to try, they'll have the added benefit of a reduction on Jameer Nelson's salary, as his $500,000 All Star bonus, previously listed as likely, will now no longer be applicable.
(Others with All Star bonus include Gerald Wallace, who will now cost $500,000 more with his earned incentive. Danny Granger did not make the team this year, so he will be listed as $200,000 cheaper next season. And Zach Randolph will be paid $333,333 for finally making the team, as well as shedding the burdensome label of being the highest paid no-time-All Star of all time. That "honour" now goes to Damon Stoudamire, Zach's former teammate and current assistant coach at Memphis.)
But some teams did make it under. As described earlier, Washington have joined New Orleans in making it under after their three deals, and they are joined by Houston. The Rockets were taxpayers until this week after spending their two MLE's worth of dough over the summer, and although the insurance payments on Yao Ming's contract numb the pain a bit, it was still less than ideal. However, one further bonus for the Rockets in the Kevin Martin trade was the $4 million payroll drop this season alone. Even with Jared Jeffries's trade kicker. Therefore, with that one move, they've acquired a star player, a useful youngster, a first round draft pick, a right to swap that may prove hugely beneficial, and about $10 million this season in saved salary and rebates. All for the cost of an inactive list player, a small amount of cap space they weren't intending to use anyway, and their backup power forward.
Congratulations, I guess.
The big winners of the trade deadline were Dallas, Houston, Portland and Cleveland. The teams that did pretty good to fairly well were Philadelphia, Milwaukee, Charlotte, Memphis, Boston and the Clippers. The team who did either brilliantly or catastrophically were the Knicks; hindsight will tell that story soon enough. Teams that didn't do as badly as it might appear were Washington, Phoenix and Chicago. Those that lost were San Antonio, Utah, Miami, Mark Blount and Detroit.
Not coincidentally, the four winning teams were the three teams that took on and gave out money. Cash rules everything around us.
Where Are They Now: 2009 Summer League Teams Part 2
It's been roughly two months since summer league started, and most of the players involved have been rehomed now. The following is a list of where everybody currently is, or where they might be going.
This list gets a bit long, so if you want to just skip to your favoured team, you can do so. I'll allow that.
- Will Blalock: Blalock is unsigned. But he averaged more points (6.2) and assists (2.8) in summer league than he did last season in Germany (4.2 & 2.1). So he's got that going for him.
- Roy Hibbert: I said it before, but I'll say it again; Hibbert is better than you thought he was going to be.
- Jared Homan: The Ho-Man signed in Greece with Costa Cafe Marousi to replace Andreas Glyniadakis, who signed with Olympiakos.
- Aaron Jackson: Jackson may or may not have signed in Turkey. It depends on what this really says.
- Trey Johnson: Johnson didn't pick the best summer league team to be on. He might have made an NBA team with a better showing and a better opportunity. As it is, he's now signed in France with BCM Gravelines Dunkerque Grand Littoral, a team that really needs to truncate its name.
- Leo Lyons: See Cleveland entry.
- Josh McRoberts: Despite having a fully guaranteed $1,000,497 qualifying offer, McRoberts re-signed for a guaranteed minimum of $825,497, with $250,000 guaranteed for the following season. I guess he just wanted to get out of restricted free agency as soon as possible.
- A.J. Price: Price hasn't signed with the Pacers, but now that they've bought out Jamaal Tinsley, he must have a chance. The Pacers don't especially need four point guards, but this doesn't usually stop them.
- Brandon Rush: Rush played in only one summer league game, and shot 4-19. Let's pretend it didn't happen.
- Anthony Smith: Smith is unsigned.
- Scott VanderMeer: Vandermeer is signed along with Travis Walton with the Lugano Tigers in Switzerland. That team is going to be fierce next year. Also on that team are Mohammed Abukar and Derek Stockalper. You might know about Abukar from his Florida days, his San Diego State days or his Austin Toros days, and you might know Derek Stockalper if you watched Britain vs Switzerland two years ago. He's the one who pirhouetted on every three point attempt. I liked him.
- Corie Belser: A very late addition to summer league, Belser has played the last three years in Greece with Larisa, and has now moved to Aris Thessaloniki.
- Nik Caner-Medley: Caner-Medley is back in the ACB, despite being kicked off of Cajasol Sevilla at the end of last season for drunkenly fighting a team mate. He is now with MMT Estudiantes Madrid.
- Dionte Christmas: Watched a Temple game recently. Just wanted to say that. The Sixers have offered Christmas a training camp spot, but he's still looking at European opportunities.
- Eric Gordon: With him and the next guy, the Clippers have a good young core. I only hope they know this.
- Blake Griffin: Got in trouble a while ago for saying that I'd rather have Blake Griffin than Derrick Rose. Still standing by it.
- DeAndre Jordan: Lots of players are regarded as being all athleticism and no skills, but never is this more true at the NBA level than of DeAndre Jordan. Even on that night he put up 20/10 versus the Lakers, he let Andrew Bynum score 42. I'm not a fan right now.
- Marcelus Kemp: Kemp has gone back to the Italian second division and is now with Banco di Sardegna Sassari. Never heard of them.
- Kyle McAlarney: McAlarney is unsigned. He shot well for the Clippers - he always shoots well - but the 1:1 assist/turnover ratio and the two free throw attempts in 5 games are emblematic of his flaws.
- Kevinn Pinkney: Pinkney didn't take a three in summer league, which is an improvement, but he also shot only 20% and rebounded to his usual substandard. He is currently unsigned.
- Mike Taylor: Taylor was waived by the Clippers before his contract became guaranteed. The team that needs all the scoring and guard help that it could get decided not to play Mike Taylor the minimum, even after trading what turned out to be the #33 pick (Dante Cunningham) for him. Whoops. Taylor has since worked out for the Grizzlies, but is unsigned.
- Alan Anderson: Anderson signed with Maccabi Tel-Aviv before summer league even started. Which makes you wonder why he turned up at all.
- Aron Baynes: Similarly, Baynes signed with Lietuvos Rytas in Lithuania before summer league started. He played terribly in summer league, so that was probably a blessing.
- Dominique Coleman: Coleman is signed with Dexia Mons-Hainaut in Belgium.
- Chinemelu Elonu: Elonu is unsigned. I'm not sure if he's planning on going to camp with the Lakers this year, but if he is, he'll probably lose.
- Tony Gaffney: Gaffney is signed with Altshuler Saham Galil Gilboa in Israel.
- Terrel Harris: Harris is signed with IG Strasbourg in France.
- Justin Hawkins: Unsigned. And it's hard to find out news about him because of the unwelcome presence of the highly annoying bucktoothed cokehead cockhead ex-Darkness frontman of the same name. He's releasing a World Cup song, apparently. Yeefreakinghaw.
- Ben McCauley: McCauley's taken his unaggressive ways to France, where he'll blend in nicely as Harris' Strasbourg teammate. He also had a pretty damn impressive summer league all told, which might buy him a repeat performance next year.
- David Monds: Monds averaged 14 points off the bench in summer league, which is a pretty special feat. He took a boatload of midrange jumpshots to do it, a wildly overrated style of field goal attempt loved by purists and denounced by SABRmetricians, but at least they went in. He is unsigned, which may or may not mean anything.
- Adam Morrison: Morrison scored heavily and often in summer league, just like he used to. This season might represent his last chance, but it can't be any worse than the last two years have been, If he's finally healthy, he'll have a role to play, even if it's not on the Lakers. (Is a salary dump onto Memphis too unfeasible?)
- Taylor Rochestie: Rotch is signed with MEG Goettingen in Germany.
- Luke Schenscher: Schenscher didn't play with the Lakers due to a back injury. He returned to Australia to work out with his former team, the Adelaide 36ers, but he's not going to be signing in Australia. He remains unsigned.
- Jeff Adrien: Adrien has signed in the Spanish second division with Leche Rio Breogan Lugo. You'll notice that I go out of my way to point out when someone has signed in a second division, and that this doesn't happen very often. It's generally not a good thing when it does.
- Darrell Arthur: Good news! Darrell Arthur won't be starting at power forward next year. Bad news! Zach Randolph will be.
- DeMarre Carroll: Do you think that if the Grizzlies knew that Sam Young would fall to #36 that they would have picked Wayne Ellington instead? I do.
- Erik Daniels: Daniels hasn't yet been able to turn his season of magnanimity into a contract anywhere. He's unsigned and looks like a candidate to return to the D-League. That is, unless he moves to Italy.
- Daniel Ewing: Ewing re-signed with Prokom Sopot, the Polish Euroleague team.
- Trey Gilder: Gilder was signed by the Grizzlies just last week, since they're still apparently looking for athletic forward help. I think they've got enough now, though.
- Hamed Haddadi: Haddadi is under contract to the Grizzlies for two more years. He's not very happy about this. You know what pissed me off about that story? Not a single news outlet went with the headline "Grizzlies' Haddadi unhapappy." Do I have to do all the work here?
- Kenny Hasbrouck: Hasbrouck didn't play for the Grizzlies in the end, and remains unsigned. But he did get a post-SL workout from the Heat for some reason.
- Longar Longar: Longar Longar is unsigned, and if he doesn't go back to the D-League, then I'll be more confused than I was when I watched Cleaner and didn't initially realise that the character of Rose was NOT Samuel L. Jackson's wife, but his daughter. (Oh sure, it's easy in hindsight. But they snuggled, man. They snuggled. That's just weird, you know?)
- Brion Rush: Rush has signed with Triumph in Russia.
- Donta Smith: Smith remains unsigned, and he's probably still not allowed in Puerto Rico.
- Greg Stiemsma: Stiemsma was picked in the KBL Draft last month, and is over there now doing their initiation thing.
- Hasheem Thabeet: I've publicly stated in the past that I would have picked Ricky Rubio, and I still kind of stand by that, joyously ignorant as I am of the meticulous nature of his buyout. But even if they didn't want Rubio, what was wrong with Tyreke Evans? He's a better player than Thabeet with a much better upside, and even if he's not a great fit with O.J. Mayo, that's no reason not to pick him. It's the number 2 pick. Pick the second best player in the draft. Work the rest out later. This is what I'd do. I'm just saying.
- Marcus Williams: Williams played very well for the Grizzlies in summer league and has since earned a funky contract. I'm happy to announce that I sort of predicted this. Sort of. (Meaning that I didn't really.)
- Sam Young: Young signed a three year contract, which is a tad odd, but beneficial to both parties. It pays $824,200 in the first year, $886,000 in the second, and there's a third team option year at $947,800. That is the equal of the 100% scale amount that the 30th pick in the draft would receive, except without the fourth season. Not sure why they did this. But it's good news for Sam Young, decent news for Memphis, and not such good news for Christian Eyenga. And it's definitely creative financing.
- Joe Alexander: Richard Jefferson is gone, but Scott Skiles is still there, and the unheralded Ersan Ilyasova is back. I still don't predict good things for Alexander and would love to be wrong about that.
- Paul Delaney: Delaney is signed with Hapoel Holon in Israel. What does Hapoel mean?
- Dominic James: James didn't play on the Bucks summer league team due to another injury. He is unsigned, and the D-League makes a hell of a lot of sense for him right now.
- Brandon Jennings: Jennings played very well in summer league, and I've been saying that I don't rate him for quite a while now. It's a topic that nees fleshing out, I think. And it's a topic that'll get fleshed out once Ramon Sessions' future is finally decided.
- Amir Johnson: It was a really pointless trade for the Bucks to acquire Johnson in the first place. It was an even more pointless one to then move him on to Toronto. This, too, will be fleshed out soon, in a post about the Bucks that might not be entirely favourable.
- Luc Richard Mbah A Moute: This guy's great, though. They struck a winner with this one. If him, Skiles and Chris Duhon release a threesome sextape at some point in the near future, don't be shocked.
- Will McDonald: McDonald asked Tau Ceramica nicely if they'd led him play in summer league. They permitted it. McDonald averaged 5.3/4.7 in three games. He then signed a three year contract with C.B. Gran Canaria. Is this a summer league success story? I'm not sure. In fact, I'm not sure of why any of this took place. But well done to him anyway.
- Jodie Meeks: Signed for three years in one of the few good bits of business than the Bucks have done this year.
- Juan Palacios: Palacios played 46 of the most incosequential minutes you'll ever see in summer league. 3 points, 3 rebounds, 3 fouls, 10% shooting. Thanks for playing. He is on loan for next year to U.B. La Palma in Spain's LEB Gold (second division) from Gran Canaria (in the ACB, or first division.
- Chris Richard: With not a huge amount of centre size on the Bucks SL roster, Richard had a chance to impress here. He didn't, totalling 17 fouls in 51 minutes. He looks like a candidate fur the D-League once again.
- Salim Stoudamire: No offense to Salim, since everyone knows I'm a big fan, but there was no reason for the Bucks to bring in Salim in the first place. This was made doubly true by the drafting of Meeks. They've now finally cut Salim, who remains unsigned.
- Szymon Szewczyk: Szewczyk is an established European presence whose body type, skillset, harline and and athleticism are more suited to the European game. He has no reason to give that up. So he hasn't; he's signed with Air Avellino in Italy for next year.
- Mohammed Tangara: If you want to know what Mohammed Tangara is up to, why not email him?
- Lorrenzo Wade: Wade has signed with Kavala/Panorama in Greece. The forward slash is their work, not my typo.
- Corey Brewer: Brewer is finally healthy, and competition at the Timberwolves' wing positions is far from strong. Before he got hurt, Brewer had started to get somewhere. If he picks up where he left off, we'll pretend his rookie year never happened.
- Bobby Brown: If anyone stood to benefit from the Rubio saga (other than Barcelona) it was Bobby Brown. Brown was a summer league success last year, which is how he came to earn a two year guaranteed contract from the Kings. But when draft night came around, and the Wolves picked four point guards, it didn't look good for Bobby. Nevertheless, after trading away Nick Calathes, Ty Lawson and Sebastian Telfair, and with Rubio not signing, Brown is now the primary backup. It's all coming up Milhouse. Giggidy.
- Pat Carroll: Don't know if I mentioned this before, but for Tenerife last year, Pat Carroll averaged 3.4 rebounds, 1 assist and 1 steal per 48 minutes, shooting 7 three pointers for every free throw attempted, and with 75% of his FG attempts being from three point range. It doesn't get much more one dimensional than that. Pat is unsigned, and having spent the last three years in playing various calibre of Spanish basketball, he's a good bet to go back there again.
- Devin Green: Wikipedia says he's signed with the Spurs, which is pretty much why you should never trust Wikipedia for anything basketball related. Green is unsigned, but he usually gets a training camp spot somewhere, so one more wouldn't be a great surprise.
- Paul Harris: Unsigned, with whispers of a standing training camp offer from the Wolves.
- Gerald Henderson: Signed, but with the Bobcats. Obviously. While letting Henderson play with another team was pretty cool, it would be even better if Charlotte would just pony up and enter a team of their own. If you're short of money, don't trade for Nazr Freaking Mohammed and DeSagana Freaking Diop. For Freak's sake.
- Steven Hill: Hill didn't go to the Wolves summer league, for reasons I'm not sure of. He's now unsigned, for reasons I'm fully aware of.
- Adam Parada: Parada was a very late addition to the summer league roster, after Hill didn't turn up. He is unsigned, but he's a savvy minor league veteran, so he'll find something. Fun Adam Parada fact: about three years ago, one of Adam Parada's friends asked me to post a video of Adam Parada being punched by Robert Whaley, so that he could use it to laugh at Adam Parada. Not a fun fact: Robert Whaley's son was knocked down and killed by a car last month. Very bad times.
- Oleksiy Pecherov: Every time there's a glimmer of hope for some Pecherov PT - such as when the Wolves traded away Craig Smith and Mark Madsen - they go and ruin it by acquiring another big (Ryan Hollins). It's Pecherov's own fault, really, for not being a very good player. Still, if my genius trade idea goes through (Chucky Atkins and Darius Songaila for Antonio Daniels and Devin Brown), then that gives Petch one last hope.
- Garret Siler: The ever-efficient Siler shot a Garrett Siler-like 78% in summer league. He has since earned an invite to Hawks training camp. However, the Hawks are stuck with paying Randolph Morris a guaranteed contract. Siler will have to shoot 88% to make them overlook that.
- Ben Woodside: Woodside is signed with Gravelines in France.
- Blake Ahearn: With literally nothing left to prove in the D-League, Ahearn has decided it's time to start getting paid, and has gone to the ACB to sign with MMT Estudiantes Madrid.
- Jrue Holiday: Don't understand this pick. Not with Darren Collison and Ty Lawson still on board. Even Jeff Teague and Eric Maynor may be better, although I don't know a lot about those two. (Also, if you've just picked Jrue Holiday, don't then re-sign Royal Ivey. Ivey is barely an NBA player to begin with, but when you really need shooting and actual point guard play on offense, don't bring in a second defensive specialist. Come on now.)
- Chris Johnson: Johnson has signed with a Turkish team that I'd never previously heard of, Aliaga Petkim.
- Marreese Speights: Sixers fans asking if a Speights for Kirk Hinrich deal is in some way plausible; nope. You don't have the suitable salaries, and even if you did, the Bulls freaking love Hinrich and are prioritising defense. Trading Hinrich for Speights makes our defense even worse. And it's not good to begin with.
- Terrence Williams: Williams' future offensive problems in the NBA showed themselves early. He turned it over 4 times a game, and shot percentages of 33%/28%/46%. That's really, really bad, and it's a shame that his good passing skills are going to go to waste in the NBA.
- Earl Calloway: Calloway had already signed with Khimki in Russia before summer league started, and has since moved to Cajasol Sevilla, so he's not unsigned.
- Jaycee Carroll: Carroll is signed with C.B. Gran Canaria. Did you know he was 26 already? Me neither.
- Brian Cusworth: Cusworth was one of the better players in Spain's LegaDue last year, and now he's made the step up to the ACB, signing with Basquet Manresa.
- Terry Martin: Martin averaged 5/2 last year for LSU, which was somehow enough to get a summer league spot. Normality has now been restored, however, as Martin has joined the perfectly named Oberwart Gunners in the seminal Austrian league. (No offense meant by any of that, Terry Martin. It's just that this is an NBA website and so we judge players by NBA standards. You know what I mean?)
- Luke Nevill: Nevill is unsigned. Australia have some pretty good big men, though, don't they? Shame that Patty Mills and Brad Newley are all the guard help they can offer. Unless you think highly of C.J. Bruton.
- Larry Owens: Owens is unsigned.
- Marc Salyers: Salyers is signed with Le Mans Sarthe Basket in France. I'm still not sure why this 30 year old forward came over to summer league, four years after he last stuck his nose into the NBA (which, not coincidentally, was with the 2005 Hornets summer league team). I guess he just wanted to know what could have been. Salyers is a big time scorer on the continent, and should probably stay there.
- Courtney Sims: Sims didn't play for the Hornets and is unsigned. He looks like a logical candidate for a training camp spot somewhere.
- Marcus Thornton: Thornton is signed to a two year guaranteed minimum salary contract.
- Anthony Tolliver: Same as Sims, except the bit about him not playing for the Hornets.
- Quinton Watkins: Watkins didn't play for San Diego State. He didn't play for the Hornets in summer league. So what are the chances that a European team will have signed him? Here's a clue; they haven't.
- Julian Wright: A lot of people have suggested that the Hornets trade of Rasual Butler will open up an opportunity for Wright to start doing something. But I'm more of the school of thought that says the player to benefit most from the deal is Mo Peterson. Peterson fell off fast, and I whole heartedly believe that there's a second wind in there somewhere. I'm not sure why I believe this, but I do. Also, it's about time they got something from the heavy investment they made in him, don't you think?
The Milwaukee Bucks and their new head coach Scott Skiles are an eclectic mix. Recent Skiles-free Bucks teams have been capable of repeated instances of spectacularly bad defense, whereas recent Skiles-led Bulls teams (last year excluded) have been one of the best defensive units in the NBA. Make no mistake about it - Scott Skiles can coach defense. He really can. He even made Michael Sweetney and Eddy Curry into decent defensive players, briefly.
In theory, therefore, a union of the two will bring the much needed defensive improvement to an offensively strong Milwaukee lineup. Or at least, that's one way to look at it. Alternatively, Milwaukee might have just hired a coach that them away from their strengths, further exposing the flaws in their personel. This could go either way.
For every Skiles strength, there is a big Skiles flaw. While he's shown that he can teach help defense to those players previously written off as futile, he also has an awful playbook. While he can coach guards onto better things, he can't coach big men, yet insists that he can. For every young player that thrives under his guidance, one more will be alienated and broken. For every amusing sarcastic comment he makes to the press, he'll make someone hate him. And for every glimpse of the remaining strip of hair across his head that he claims as a hairline......well, actually, there's no flaw to that, it's awesome.
Perhaps mercifully, the Bucks don't have too many young players. Their identity as a veteran team looking for something to push them back into contention was cemented this summer, when they dealt the closest thing that they had to a promising youngster - Yi Jianlian - as the primary piece for an in-his-prime Richard Jefferson. In free agency, the Bucks picked up Skiles's bitch, Malik Allen, as well as other veteran backups Tyronn Lue and Francisco Elson. Trading away Mo Williams saw the Bucks get little of use back on the court, but they did receive Adrian Griffin, Skiles's other bitch, and another old fart with no potential. These moves combined to send out a rather clear signal - they'd quite like to make the playoffs next year, please.
It's probably true to say that the core of Bucks players would be good enough to compete for the East if you significantly improved their defense. They have weapons, after all. Along with one of the league's best shooters in Michael Redd, the Bucks boast the vastly improved Andrew Bogut playing exclusively in the posts. They also now offer 20 point scoring small forward Richard Jefferson and 48 point scoring power forward Charlie Vllanueva, who both offer something of an inside/outside game. And while the point guard duo of Luke Ridnour and Ramon Sessions offer little outside shooting, they're willing and able to pass, which should help.
But it's not as easy as just adding a shit-hot defensive coach. Scott Skiles has clearly defined strengths, thereby seperating him from many NBA coaches (hello, Larry Krystowiak!), but he also has his flaws. Even in the early going, these flaws are showing through. The Sessions/Griffin/Fresh Prince/Allen/Elson lineup has already reared its ugly head on more than once occasion in preseason, and if you want to excuse its presence as being injury- or preseason-induced, then you need to start bracing yourself, because Scott Skiles is VERY willing and able to use Malik Allen as a go-to guy. You have been warned. (Note: this threat is doubly true, given that Allen represents the Bucks' best pick and pop option. Pick and pops are about the limit of Skiles's playbook creativity. Expect Andrew Bogut to be involved in dozens of them, irrespective of his complete lack of a jumpshot.)
That lineup represents the Bucks' closest replication of what Scott Skiles loves more than anything as a coach: players who don't make silly mistakes, talent be damned. If that unit - or any unit - can't get a shot off in 24 seconds, or even get the ball over halfcourt, then no matter, just as long as they rotate on defense and don't get all unnecessarily talented on his ass. This is why thinly veiled threats to start Allen (or Mbah A Moute) over Villanueva have already been made. Villanueva's talent level makes him a far better option at satrting power forward than any possible Bucks alternative, yet precisely because of the nature of his flaws, he may lose playing time. As a coaching philosophy, this mistake-free, defense-first-and-only style gets your players and your team to a certain level of production and success. And then it will keep you there.
Of course, I'm biased. I've watched all bar about seven games of Scott Skiles's tenure, and while I used to defend him vigorously, those days passed once his flaws became more evident. I've witnessed Kirk Hinrich become temporarily brilliant, and yet I've witnessed Tyson Chandler emerge into an elite rebounder and useful offensive presence....for someone else. I've seen Chris Duhon play 8000 minutes, and yet I've seen Thabo Sefolosha become damaged irrepairably. I've seen a Bulls roster overhauled, gain an identity, assume a certain style of play, overachieve, tune out their coach, and fall apart. And it's affected my bias somewhat. I refuse to apologise for this.
Scott Skiles is a coach, whose CV screams "short term improvements". He has been united with a previously mismanaged team, now primarily focused on finding "short term improvements". That team's weaknesses fit in perfectly with Skiles's strengths. The fit is so perfect that it shouldn't be allowed.
And yet, I'm not convinced. Because I've been there.
Short term future: They'll be better than under Krystkowiak, mainly due to the loss of Krystkowiak. Scott Skiles at least knows what he's doing, and half the team will benefit from it. The other half will be moved. Long term future: See the above Bulls cycle. I'd like to be wrong.
But, clearly, they didn't. Not even close, in fact. Rather than lose, the Bulls instead nearly set a franchise record for most points in a regulation game.
Teriffic.
Yet, I can't be annoyed at this. It may not have been the optimum result in terms of the Bulls long term future (it pains me to admit that the one draft spot they could potentially gain from losing out is the most useful thing that could possibly come out of the Bulls disastrous season now), but it was great effing fun, if nothing else. It would have been even more fun had I actually watched the game. I'm sure of that.
More inspiring still was the complete randomness of it. The fact that the Bucks have been a special kind of shit on defense all year is a well documented truth. But the fact that the team with the worst FG% in the league - and by a reasonably comfortable margin - just shot 68% in a game, is friggin' staggering. Especially coming from a team with the cohesiveness of a early morning shit after a night on the Stella, like the Bulls currently have.
However, all the time the score was being run up, I couldn't help but think that it wasn't enough. 151 points is fan-freakin'-tastic, but it pales compared to the 168 points that Denver put up earlier this season. And this made me disappointed - since when was 151 points 'remarkable', but not league leading?
It's a damn good period of the NBA's history that we currently live in where things like this can happen.
Also, some individual performances need some praise and some scorn. The statline of Ramon Sessions no doubt jumps at you. His 24 assists is not quite an NBA rookie record, for the record is 25, jointly held by Nate McMillan and some guy called Ernie DiGregorio. But it's definitely the rookie record of recent times, surpassing Jamaal Tinsley's rookie effort of 23 in a game, back in the days when he used to pass first. (Note: I am going off of memory here, and didn't look to check if any rookie had topped that mark since.) So this effort pushes Tinsley further out of sight and out of mind, which can only be a good thing.
Unfortunately, to look at Sessions's effort, properly, you need some context. The first 20+ point and 20+ assist game in Bucks history was undermined somewhat by Chris Duhon's statline of 15 assists with 0 turnovers, along with scoring 22 points on 9 shots. All of this took place in 14 less mintes than what Sessions played. Had he played the same amount of minutes as Sessions (44), he almost certainly would have had better overall numbers than Sessions did.
And this is a bad thing, because this is Chris Duhon we're talking about. Chris Duhon, in his penultimate game as a Chicago Bull, no less. Duhon's tenure with the Bulls has always been highlighted by the occasional staggeringly brilliant performance, be it his triple double versus Charlotte, his eight made three pointers versus Atlanta, or his 38 point game versus the Warriors this season. Every four months or so, he turns in a performance so dominating that you can't help but wonder what it is that makes him so shit for the other 80 games of the season. And tonight, he has done this again. But this is no excuse for Sessions to let him put up numbers of such magnitude - it is, after all, Chris Duhon. At some point, you have to make him look like the shitty point guard that he is.
Also, who would have thought that one of the most high scoring games of the past decade could have possibly involved Michael Ruffin logging significant minutes? (I had an interesting follow-up point to this, but Muffin ruined it by scoring the final basket of the game, to finish with a mesmeric 2 points. Bastard. By the way, for those who still haven't got the memo, Michael Ruffin is the worst offensive player of all time. His profile proves this.)
For points per shot fans such as myself, this game was a stunner. For Bulls fans such as myself, this game was polarising. For Bucks fans, this game was more of the same - you know what you're getting by now, and you don't like it, but at least Sessions gives you false hope. (I'd trade him by the next deadline if I were you. Sell high. See also: Tinsley, Jamaal.) And for Chris Duhon fans, you get one final chance to see your hero in action for the team that will probably constitute 80% of his entire NBA career.
A while ago - about two years, to be inexact - I wrote this:
.......one of my most extreme pet hates is the hand slapping after a free throw. It seems to lead to nothing but awkwardness. What if the free throw shooter doesn't step forward, leaving himself agonizingly out of reach of the rebounder? They're then both left to slap air. Does one of them make the final push to close the gap? Or do they leave it as an air shot? And is that a good precedent when shooting a free throw? Also, when the players come in from behind and smack the shooter on the arse, he generally is not expecting it. This often leads to them instinctively flailing out behind them to try and return the gesture, again coming up with nothing but air. Who is this helping? Does it help the shooter to do this? Do they get the feeling that his team mates are not rooting for him, unless this mindless routine is adhered to? Makes no sense to me. I would outlaw this instantly.
And I stand by it. It is, truly, an extremely gay ritual. However, I decided against a fully fledged campaign against it, for fear of its abject pointlessness being used against me.
Andrew Bogut has never been one to fear alienating himself, after incidents in the past such as deeming the majority of NBA players as being obseesed with "bling" (for which he was right), and after growing a seriously weird pony tail (for which he was oh so wrong). And seemingly his alienating worked, for not one teammate tried to touch his hands or his arse after this made free throw versus Atlanta, which is normally an automatic gesture of affection, comaraderie and slight homosexuality after every free throw, made or missed.
So he improvised.
Despite implications to the contrary on his profile - one which needs rewriting, after Bogut's recent and totally unexpected improvements in his weak side shotblocking - I like Andrew Bogut. In a league devoid of personality, Bogut has the outlines of one. And even if it's an extremely self-confident personality with the tiniest hints of martyrdom, that is, nevertheless, a personality.
In protest at the constant mismanagement of their team, Milwaukee Bucks fans are planning a paper bag protest, to air their previously unaired (or rather, unheard) grievances about owner Herb Kohl's consistent mismanagement of the franchise. For those unaware of why the protest in place, Senator Kohl is the team's owner, but believes himself to be the team's general manager, having his way in basically all personel moves and even some of the coaching decisions.
This post comes too late to be able to help enlist any support for the night of the protest itself, but I've made it anyway, in a bid to show my support for their cause.
It's difficult to convey how I feel about the Bucks offseason and recent past without stealing too much directly from my own recent blog entry.
So that's exactly what I'll do.
After a poor 2004-05 season in which they finished with a disappointing 30-52 record, the Bucks beat long odds to win the lottery, and also had maximum cap room available to them. This offseason, they once again had potentially maximum cap room, and a high pick (number 6) in a supposedly powerhouse draft.
Once again, they have not taken advantage.
2005's offseason yielded Andrew Bogut with the number 1 overall pick, one of the better players of a weak draft but far from the best. The cap space was spent on re-signing Michael Redd to a maximum contract (decide amongst yourselves whether it was worth it, but the correct answer is "not really"), signing the Most Improved player of the previous season (Bobby Simmons) to a $46.4 million contract only to then see him miss one season and disappoint in the other, and re-signing Dan Gadzuric to a considerably overpriced deal, all while letting the considerably younger, considerably cheaper and considerably better Zaza Pachulia sign with Atlanta, unchallenged.
This offseason brought much of the same: they signed another starting small forward in Desmond Mason, who figures to not only make the Simmons signing look that much worse, but who should also be roughly the equal of the man he is replacing - Ruben Patterson - and signed Jake Voskuhl to compete with/replace Gadzuric at the backup center spot. Voskuhl, too, figures to be the mere equal of the guy he has replaced, the unheralded Brian Skinner. (OK, so "unheralded" is a blatant embellishment. But you know what I mean.)
In addition to the disappointments in free agency, the Bucks also had an ongoing saga with their draft choice at number 6, Yi Jianlian, whose agents and 'people' warned Milwaukee that their client did not want to play there, going as far as refusing to let Bucks personel watch a private workout conducted by Yi. The Bucks took the risk and drafted him anyway, and much dalliance ensued. It ended reasonably amicably, as Yi has signed his rookie contract and will join the team as normal. But it is reported that he does so only after obtaining a minimum playing time guarantee. And that's.....bizarre.
Charlie Bell, one of the few bright spots over the last two years (an under-the-radar find by General Manager Larry Harris, a man who is quite good at doing that), has been subjected to his own soap opera with the Bucks this offseason. A restricted free agent combo guard, Bell had to take a back seat as the Bucks prioritised the re-signing of unrestricted guard Maurice Williams (who, for what it's worth, has the same agent as Bell), and also had no choice but to look on as Milwaukee spent the rest of their cap space on Desmond Mason and Jake Voskuhl (who, for what it's worth, also has the same agent as Bell). This probably unsettled Charlie a bit - if a team spends the salary slot that they should be using on you to instead sign a 10mpg back up center, you're entitled to interpret that as a bit of a kick in the balls.
Nevertheless, the Bucks kept Bell as a restricted free agent, not renouncing him as they did with everybody else (except Ersan Ilyasova), and continued to negotiate with him. Bell turned down all offers made to him by Milwaukee, but never signed an offer sheet with another club, despite playing the field a bit to try and force Milwaukee to increase their offer. Milwaukee didn't - at least, not by enough for Bell, who turned down Milwaukee's reported final offer of 3 years and $9 million. And now Bell's all but gone, leaving Milwaukee with Lynn Greer, Ramon Sessions and David Noel as backup guards for next year. They can, they will and they should do something about that before the season starts, but with only the minimum salary to work with, that's not a good result from what started out as near-maximum cap room.
All in all, something of a cock-up this offseason. Even the bits that went well only did so via a roundabout method.
The Bucks's championship aspirations last season were marred by two rather important drawbacks:
a) Everybody seemed to get injured b) They were a terrible defensive team.
The only Bucks players to play more than 68 games last year were Patterson and Bell. The only Bucks players to play much defense last year were Patterson, Bell and Brian Skinner.
Those three have all left the team.
Replacing them are Desmond Mason, a player that Milwaukee need not have ever lost in the first place were it not for the extremely poor Jamaal Magloire trade of October 2005, and a man scheduled to play Ruben Patterson's former role to a lesser standard than Ruben Patterson did (but hey, at least Mase isn't a registered sex offender!). Jake Voskuhl replaces Brian Skinner and, while he's not a particularly good one, Jake has an outside chance at being the Bucks best defensive player this season. If he sees the court, that is. And as mentioned above, Charlie Bell and Earl Boykins have not been replaced, leaving the Bucks very thin in the backcourt behind the starters.
This rather unsuccessful shuffling of personel leaves a lot of pressure and expectation on the Bucks' young big man trio of Andrew Bogut, Charlie Villanueva and Yi Jianlian. In the coming season or two, one - or preferably more than one - of these players has to step up, break out, and assume the franchise mantle. Villanueva and Bogut have the talent to do so, but both suffered disappointing sophomore seasons in which they did not make particularly significant improvements to their games, albeit with both missing a lot of games due to injury. However, all the opportunity they can handle is once again available to them (unless you think Jake Voskuhl was signed to be a regular starter. In which case, you're an idiot), and the Milwaukee franchise goes as far as they do. Milwaukee needs them to succeed for this current era to be going anywhere.
If they don't, the Bucks will once again be an offense-only team, led by the perimeter games of Michael Redd and Maurice Williams, a team that can make the 6-8 seeds if all goes well, or a team which could once again end up in the lottery if their luck with injuries does not change.
Oh yeah, and Andrew Bogut cut his hair into a pony tail. I thought you should know.
Sham is a miserable and self-effacing little bastard, whose basketball opinions are often riddled with bias, insecurity, and rank immaturity. He has also never played the sport, and the only game he has ever been to see was a Ware Rebels game back in 2001. The night bus didn't show up and he had to walk the 9 miles home. It was after this that his passion for basketball really took off.
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