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NBA Transactions: 2011-2012






Previous months:


January 4th

  Cleveland assigns Christian Eyenga to Canton.
  Portland assigns Luke Babbit and Armon Johnson to Idaho.
  San Antonio signs Ike Diogu.
  Toronto assigns Solomon Alabi to Bakersfield.


Three team trade:

  Memphis trades Xavier Henry to New Orleans and a second round pick to Philadelphia.
  Memphis receives Marreese Speights from Philadelphia.

  New Orleans trades a second round pick to Philadelphia.
  New Orleans receives Xavier Henry from Memphis.

  Philadelphia trades Marreese Speights to Memphis.
  Philadelphia receives both second round picks.



January 3rd

  Denver assigns Jordan Hamilton and Julyan Stone to Idaho.
  L.A. Clippers sign Solomon Jones.
  San Antonio recalls Gary Neal from Austin.



January 2nd

  Houston assigns Marcus Morris to Rio Grande Valley.
  Phoenix waives Garret Siler.
  Sacramento assigns Tyler Honeycutt and Hassan Whiteside to Reno.
  San Antonio assigns Gary Neal and Cory Joseph to Austin.



January 1st

  Washington assigns Hamady N'Diaye to Iowa.



December 31st

  Memphis re-signs Hamed Haddadi.
  New Orleans waives Lance Thomas.



December 29th

  Memphis waives Brian Skinner.
  Milwaukee assigns Darington Hobson to Fort Wayne.
  Phoenix signs Michael Redd.



December 27th

  New York claims Jeremy Lin off waivers from Houston.



December 26th

  Houston signs Samuel Dalembert.



December 25th

  Charlotte claims Cory Higgins off waivers from Denver.
  Houston renounces Torraye Braggs, Mark Jackson, Maciej Lampe, Yao Ming, Dikembe Mutombo and Jake Tsakalidis, and waives Jeremy Lin.



December 24th

  Boston signs Mickael Pietrus.
  Charlotte waives Ben Uzoh.
  Houston waives Marcus Cousin.
  Miami waives Eddie House.
  New Orleans trades Quincy Pondexter to Memphis in exchange for Greivis Vasquez, and waives Jerome Dyson.
  Oklahoma City waives Nate Robinson.
  San Antonio waives Luke Zeller and Frank Hassell.



December 23rd

  Atlanta waives Keith Benson, Brad Wanamaker, Magnum Rolle and Pape Sy.
  Charlotte waives Melvin Ely, Taylor Griffin and Durrell Summers, and declines to match Memphis's qualifying offer to Dante Cunningham.
  Denver waives Cory Higgins and Michael Ruffin.
  Memphis waives Walter Sharpe.
  Miami waives Derrick Byars.
  Minnesota waives Bonzi Wells.
  New Jersey renounces Mario West, signs DeShawn Stevenson and waives Ime Udoka.
  New Orleans waives Brian Butch and signs Gustavo Ayon.
  Phoenix waives Marcus Landry.
  Sacramento signs Chuck Hayes again.



December 22nd

  Atlanta signs Willie Green.
  Boston waives Jamal Sampson, Michael Sweetney and Gilbert Brown.
  Cleveland waives Manny Harris and Kenny Hayes.
  Dallas recalls Sean Williams, Jerome Randle and Drew Neitzel from Texas, and waives Neitzel and Randle.
  Houston waives Greg Smith.
  Indiana waives Jarrid Famous, Tyren Johnson, Darnell Lazare and Matt Rogers.
  L.A. Clippers sign Reggie Evans and waive Courtney Fortson and Marcus Hubbard.
  L.A. Lakers waive Chris Daniels, Zach Andrews, Gerald Green, Malcolm Thomas and Elijah Millsap.
  Memphis withdraws its qualifying offer to Hamed Haddadi.
  Miami waives Zydrunas Ilgauskas.
  New Jersey acquires Mehmet Okur from Utah in exchange for a second-round draft pick in 2015, and waives Stephen Graham.
  New York waives Devin Green and Chris Hunter.
  Phoenix waives Mickael Pietrus.
  San Antonio waives Gani Lawal.



December 21st

  Charlotte waives Will Blalock, Ismail Muhammad and Ronald Dupree.
  Chicago signs Derrick Rose to a five-year contract extension.
  Dallas signs Sean Williams, and assigns him, Jerome Randle and Drew Neitzel to Texas.
  Detroit waives Walker Russell Jr, Brian Hamilton and Jake Voskuhl.
  Golden State waives Tommy Mitchell and Edwin Ubiles.
  New Jersey re-signs Kris Humphries.
  New York claimes Steve Novak off waivers from San Antonio.
  Orlando waives Gabe Pruitt.
  Utah waives Scottie Reynolds, Paul Carter, Trey Gilder, Keith McLeod.



December 20th

  Atlanta signs Jannero Pargo.
  Denver re-signs Arron Afflalo.
  Houston signs Jeff Adrien.
  Memphis signs Dante Cunningham of Charlotte to an offer sheet.
  New Jersey waives Jerry Smith and JamesOn Curry.
  Philadelphia waives Antonio Anderson, Dwayne Jones, Mike Tisdale and Xavier Silas.
  Portland waives Earl Barron.
  Sacramento waives Lawrence Hill and Adrian Oliver.
  Washington waives Mike Wilks and Larry Owens.



December 19th

  Charlotte signs Bismarck Biyombo.
  Golden State trades Louis Amundson to Indiana in exchange for Brandon Rush.
  Houston waives Marqus Blakely, Omar Samhan and Ibrahim Jaaber.
  L.A. Clippers waive Renaldo Major, Willie Warren, Adam Koch and Blake Ahearn.
  Miami waives Jeremy Wise and Billy White.
  Milwaukee waives Ron Howard and Marcus Lewis.
  New Orleans waives David Andersen.
  New York signs Baron Davis.
  Oklahoma City trades B.J. Mullens to Charlotte in exchange for a 2013 second-round pick, and waives Anthony Goods.
  Peja Stojakovic, last of Dallas, retires.
  Sacramento voids the signing of Chuck Hayes after Hayes failed his physical examination.
  San Antonio waives Steve Novak and Antonio McDyess, who retires.
  Washington re-signs Nick Young.



December 18th

  Golden State waives Tim Pickett, Tommy Smith, Gary Flowers and Julian Khazzouh.
  L.A. Lakers recall Andrew Goudelock and Malcolm Thomas from the L.A. D-Fenders.
  San Antonio waives Antoine Hood and Doug Thomas.



December 17th

  Atlanta waives Zach Graham and Charles Garcia.
  Detroit re-signs Rodney Stuckey.
  Houston signs Chandler Parsons.
  L.A. Lakers sign Troy Murphy and assign Andrew Goudelock and Malcolm Thomas to the L.A. D-Fenders.
  New Orleans re-signs Jason Smith and Carl Landry, and waives Mo Ehambe, Justin Dentmon and Terrico White.
  Portland waives Marshall Brown, Seth Tarver, Ben McCauley and Jeff Foote.
  Sacramento signs Travis Outlaw.
  Sean Marks, last of Charlotte, retires.
  Washington waives Aaron Pettway and Mardy Collins.



December 16th

  Chicago waives Keith Bogans and Jannero Pargo.
  Golden State claims Ish Smith off waivers from Memphis.
  Miami signs head coach Erik Spoelstra to an extension.
  Minnesota signs J.J. Barea.
  Oklahoma City waives Marcus Dove.
  Washington re-signs Maurice Evans.



December 15th

  Charlotte signs Reggie Williams.
  Dallas waives Andy Rautins.
  Denver signs Michael Ruffin.
  Memphis waives Mikki Moore.
  Milwaukee signs Jon Leuer.
  Minnesota signs Malcolm Lee.
  New Jersey signs Shawne Williams and waives Travis Outlaw.
  Orlando re-signs Earl Clark.
  Portland signs Jamal Crawford and Craig Smith, and waives Brandon Roy, who retires.
  San Antonio re-signs Steve Novak.
  Utah signs Josh Howard.



December 14th

  Charlotte signs Melvin Ely and Ben Uzoh.
  Chicago signs Richard Hamilton.
  Cleveland waives Baron Davis.
  Dallas signs Jerome Randle.
  Golden State signs Kwame Brown.
  L.A. Lakers sign Josh McRoberts.
  Memphis re-signs Marc Gasol and waives Ish Smith.
  New Orleans trades Chris Paul and two 2015 second round picks to L.A. Clippers in exchange for Eric Gordon, Al-Farouq Aminu, Chris Kaman and a 2012 first round pick. Concurrent to the trade, Paul exercises his 2012/13 player option.



December 13th

  Dallas signs Vince Carter and Delonte West.
  Denver re-signs Nene, declines to match Toronto's offer sheet for Gary Forbes, and acquires Rudy Fernandez and Corey Brewer from Dallas in exchange for a future second round draft pick.
  Golden State signs Klay Thompson, Jeremy Tyler and Julian Khazzouh.
  Houston signs Greg Smith and waives Casey Mitchell.
  Indiana signs David West.
  L.A. Clippers match Golden State's offer sheet to DeAndre Jordan.
  L.A. Lakers sign Malcolm Thomas.
  Memphis waives Jared Reiner.
  Miami waives Cameron Jones.
  Milwaukee matches Denver's offer sheet to Luc Richard Mbah A Moute.
  Minnesota trades Lazar Hayward to Oklahoma City in exchange for Robert Vaden and two future second round draft picks, then immediately waives Vaden, along with Will Conroy and Devean George.
  New Jersey signs Shelden Williams.
  New Orleans re-signs Marco Belinelli, signs Terrico White, and waives Patrick Ewing Jr.
  New York signs Jerome Jordan.
  Phoenix signs Marcus Landry and Ronnie Price, and waives Zabian Dowdell.
  San Antonio waives Da'Sean Butler.



December 12th

  Boston re-signs Sasha Pavlovic, and signs E'Twaun Moore, Gilbert Brown, JaJuan Johnson, Jamal Sampson and Mike Sweetney.
  Chicago re-signs Brian Scalabrine.
  Cleveland re-signs Anthony Parker and waives J.P. Prince.
  Dallas re-signs Brian Cardinal.
  Detroit waives Richard Hamilton and Kareem Rush.
  Houston signs Marcus Morris, and claims Jeremy Lin off waivers from Golden State.
  Indiana waives James Posey.
  L.A. Clippers sign Chauncey Billups.
  Minnesota signs Derrick Williams and waives Shaun Pruitt.
  New York signs Chris Hunter and Devin Green.
  Oklahoma City signs Ryan Reid and waives Terrence Roberts.
  Orlando trades Brandon Bass to Boston in exchange for a signs-and-traded Von Wafer and a signs-and-traded Glen Davis, and re-signs Jason Richardson.
  Portland signs Kurt Thomas.
  San Antonio signs Gani Lawal and waives Devin Gibson.



December 11th

  Charlotte signs Kemba Walker and Durrell Summers.
  Golden State signs DeAndre Jordan of L.A. Clippers to an offer sheet, withdraws its qualifying offer to Reggie Williams, renounces him, Al Thornton and Acie Law, and waives Charlie Bell.
  L.A. Lakers trade Lamar Odom and a second round pick to Dallas in exchange for a conditional first round pick.
  New York re-signs Jared Jeffries, and signs Mike Bibby, Iman Shumpert and Josh Harrellson.
  Oklahoma City signs Reggie Jackson.
  Philadelphia re-signs Tony Battie and Spencer Hawes.
  Phoenix re-signs Grant Hill.
  Toronto signs Aaron Gray and Anthony Carter.
  Washington re-signs Hamady N'Diaye.



December 10th

  Boston re-signs Jeff Green.
  Charlotte signs Derrick Brown.
  Denver signs Luc Richard Mbah A Moute of Milwaukee to an offer sheet.
  Golden State signs Edwin Ubiles and Chris Wright.
  Indiana re-signs Jeff Foster.
  Memphis signs Josh Selby and Jeremy Pargo.
  Milwaukee signs Mike Dunleavy Jr, Darington Hobson and Tobias Harris, and renounces Earl Boykins, Primoz Brezec, Damon Jones, Michael Redd and Chris Douglas-Roberts.
  New York rescinds its qualifying offer to Derrick Brown, renounces him along with Roger Mason, Anthony Carter, Jared Jeffries, Shawne Williams and Shelden Williams, and waives Chauncey Billups.
  Philadelphia re-signs Thaddeus Young.
  Portland re-signs Greg Oden.
  Toronto signs Rasual Butler.
  Washington rescinds its qualifying offers to Larry Owens, Hamady N'Diaye and Othyus Jeffers, renounces all three along with Josh Howard, Maurice Evans, Yi Jianlian and Mustafa Shakur, and then re-signs Larry Owens anyway.


Three way trade:

  Dallas signs and trades Tyson Chandler to New York, trades the draft rights to Ahmad Nivins and Giorgos Printezis to New York, and trades a 2012 second round pick to Washington.
  Dallas receives Andy Rautins from New York and a protected 2012 second round pick from Washington,

  New York trades Ronny Turiaf, a 2013 second round pick and cash to Washington, and trades Andy Rautins to Dallas.
  New York receives Tyson Chandler and the draft rights to Ahmad Nivins and Giorgos Printezis from Dallas.

  Washington trades a protected 2012 second round pick to Dallas.
  Washington receives Ronny Turiaf, a 2013 second round pick and cash from New York, and a 2012 second round pick from Dallas.



December 9th

  Atlanta re-signs Jason Collins, and signs Tracy McGrady, Jerry Stackhouse, Donald Sloan, Vladimir Radmanovic, Zach Graham, Brad Wanamaker, Ivan Johnson, Charles Garcia and Keith Benson.
  Boston signs Marquis Daniels, Chris Wilcox and Greg Stiemsma, and acquires Keyon Dooling and a protected future second round from Milwaukee in exchange for the draft rights to Albert Miralles.
  Charlotte signs Will Blalock, Isma'il Muhammad, Taylor Griffin and Roland Dupree.
  Chicago signs Jimmy Butler.
  Cleveland signs Kyrie Irving, Mychel Thompson, Kyle Goldcamp, Kenny Hayes, Tyrell Biggs, J.P. Prince and Tristan Thompson, and waives Joey Graham.
  Dallas signs Brandan Wright and Drew Neitzel.
  Denver signs Kenneth Faried, Jordan Hamilton, Julyan Stone, Cory Higgins and DeMarre Carroll.
  Detroit re-signs Jonas Jerebko and Tayshaun Prince, signs Damian Wilkins, Brandon Knight, Vernon Macklin, Kareem Rush, Walker Russell Jr, Brian Hamilton and Jake Voskuhl, and waives Terrico White.
  Golden State signs Charles Jenkins, Dominic McGuire, Tommy Mitchell, Tim Pickett, Tommy Smith and Gary Flowers, and waives Jeremy Lin.
  Houston signs Casey Mitchell, Omar Samhan, Damian Saunders and Ibrahim Jaaber.
  Indiana renounces Mike Dunleavy Jr, Tyus Edney, T.J. Ford, Jeff Foster, Tim Hardaway, Lari Ketner, Terry Mills, Andre Owens, Brent Scott, Mate Skelin, Rik Smits, Zan Tabak and LaSalle Thompson, and signs Jarrid Famous, Tyren Johnson, Darnell Lazare, Jeff Pendergraph and Matt Rogers.
  L.A. Clippers sign Caron Butler, Trey Thompkins, Renaldo Major, Adam Koch, Marcus Hubbard, Travis Leslie, Courtney Fortson and Blake Ahearn, and renounce Ike Diogu, Jamario Moon and Craig Smith.
  L.A. Lakers sign Jason Kapono, Elijah Millsap, Darius Morris, Chris Daniels, Gerald Green, Zach Andrews and Andrew Goudelock.
  Memphis signs Josh Davis, Mikki Moore, Walter Sharpe, Brian Skinner and Jared Reiner.
  Miami re-signs Mario Chalmers, James Jones and Juwan Howard, and signs Shane Battier, Mickell Gladness, Terrell Harris, Billy White, Jeremy Wise, Derrick Byars, Norris Cole, Cameron Jones and Eddy Curry.
  Milwaukee signs Ron Howard and Marcus Lewis.
  Minnesota signs Will Conroy, Shaun Pruitt, Bonzi Wells, Dominique Johnson and Devean George.
  New Jersey renounces Dan Gadzuric and Sasha Vujacic, and signs MarShon Brooks, Jerry Smith, Ime Udoka, Dennis Horner, JamesOn Curry and Jordan Williams.
  New Orleans signs Brian Butch, Justin Dentmon, Jerome Dyson, Moses Ehambe, Carldell 'Squeaky' Johnson, Trey Johnson, Dajuan Summers and Lance Thomas.
  Oklahoma City re-signs Daequan Cook and signs Marcus Dove, Terrence Roberts and Anthony Goods.
  Orlando signs Larry Hughes, Gabe Pruitt, DeAndre Liggins and Justin Harper, and waives Gilbert Arenas.
  Philadelphia signs Nikola Vucevic, Dwayne Jones, Mike Tisdale, Antonio Anderson, Xavier Silas and Lavoy Allen.
  Phoenix signs Shannon Brown, Sebastian Telfair, Markieff Morris, Jeremy Hazell and Dwight Buycks, and waives Vince Carter and Gani Lawal.
  Portland signs Marshall Brown, Nolan Smith, Seth Tarver, Ben McCauley and Jeff Foote.
  Sacramento re-signs Marcus Thornton, signs Chuck Hayes, Lawrence Hill, Adrian Oliver, Jimmer Fredette, Isaiah Thomas and Tyler Honeycutt, and renounces Sam Dalembert, Marquis Daniels, Darnell Jackson and Pooh Jeter.
  San Antonio signs T.J. Ford, Kawhi Leonard, Frank Hassell, Antoine Hood, Cory Joseph, Doug Thomas, Luke Zeller and Devin Gibson.
  Toronto signs Jamaal Magloire and signs Gary Forbes of Denver to an offer sheet.
  Utah re-signs Earl Watson, and signs Enes Kanter, Jamaal Tinsley, Scottie Reynolds, Paul Carter, Trey Gilder, Keith McLeod and Alec Burks.
  Washington signs Mardy Collins, Chris Singleton, Mike Wilks, Jan Vesely, Shelvin Mack, Aaron Pettway and Roger Mason.



December 8th

  New Jersey names P.J. Carlesimo and Mario Elie as assistant coaches and Jeremy Bettle as strength and conditioning coach.
  Utah names Michael Sanders as player development coach.



December 7th

  Minnesota names Terry Porter, Jack Sikma, T.R. Dunn and Bill Bayno as assistants coaches, R.J. Adelman director of player personnel, and David Adelman as player development coach.
  Portland promotes advance scout Larry Greer to assistant coach, and named Dan Dickau as assistant coach for player development.



November 15th

  Philadelphia names Jeff Capel as assistant coach.
  Sacramento names Keith Smart and Bobby Jackson as assistant coaches.



October 26th

  Toronto names Ed Stefanski as executive vice president of basketball operations.



October 6th

  Utah names Sidney Lowe as assistant coach.



September 30th

  Zydrunas Ilgauskas of Miami, retires.



September 13th

  Minnesota names Rick Adelman as head coach.



August 31st

  Boston names Jamie Young as assistant coach.



August 29th

  New York names Mike Woodson as assistant coach.



August 15th

  Milwaukee names Sidney Moncrief as assistant coach.



August 4th

  Golden State names Pete Myers, Wes Unseld Jr. and Jerry DeGregorio as assistant coaches, and Darren Erman and Kris Weems as assistant coaches for player development.



August 3rd

  Detroit names Lawrence Frank as head coach.



August 2nd

  New Orleans names Dave Hanners as assistant coach.



July 29th

  Houston names Greg Buckner as player development coach.



July 20th

  Yao Ming, formerly of Houston, retires.



July 18th

  Indiana names Jim Boylen as assistant coach.



July 15th

  Houston named JB Bickerstaff, Chris Finch and Brett Gunning assistant coaches.



July 14th

  Phoenix names Elston Turner as defensive specialist assistant coach.



July 13th

  Indiana names Brian Shaw as assistant head coach.



July 12th

  Minnesota fires head coach Kurt Rambis.



July 9th

  Indiana names Kevin Pritchard as director of player personnel.



July 8th

  L.A. Lakers names Ettore Messina as coaching consultant.



July 6th

  Indiana names Frank Vogel as head coach.



July 1st

  L.A. Lakers name Chuck Person and Quin Snyder assistant coaches.






Free agency stuff before the lockout happened:


The following players opted in:

- Boston = Ray Allen
- Charlotte = Boris Diaw
- Cleveland = Ryan Hollins
- Golden State = Charlie Bell and Louis Amundson
- L.A. Clippers = Brian Cook
- L.A. Lakers = Matt Barnes
- Miami = Eddie House and Zydrunas Ilgauskas
- New York = Ronny Turiaf
- Phoenix = Mickael Pietrus
- San Antonio = Tim Duncan
- Toronto = Leandro Barbosa



The following players opted out:

- Boston = Shaquille O'Neal
- Denver = Nene
- L.A. Lakers = Shannon Brown
- Miami = James Jones
- New Orleans = Aaron Gray and David West



The following players had their 2011/12 team options exercised:

- Houston = Goran Dragic
- Memphis = Sam Young
- Utah = C.J. Miles



The following players had their team options declined:

- Sacramento = Pooh Jeter



The following players were eligible for a qualifying offer, and got one:

- Boston = Jeff Green
- Charlotte = Dante Cunningham
- Denver = Gary Forbes, Arron Afflalo and Wilson Chandler
- Detroit = Rodney Stuckey and Jonas Jerebko
- Golden State = Reggie Williams
- L.A. Clippers = DeAndre Jordan
- Memphis = Marc Gasol and Hamed Haddadi
- Miami = Mario Chalmers
- Milwaukee = Luc Richard Mbah A Moute
- New Orleans = Marco Belinelli
- New York = Derrick Brown
- Oklahoma City = Daequan Cook
- Philadelphia = Thaddeus Young and Spencer Hawes
- Phoenix = Aaron Brooks
- Portland = Patrick Mills and Greg Oden
- Sacramento = Marcus Thornton
- Toronto = Sonny Weems
- Washington = Larry Owens, Hamady Ndiaye, Nick Young and Othyus Jeffers



The following players were eligible for a qualifying offer, but didn't get one:

- Charlotte = Garrett Temple
- Detroit = Dajuan Summers
- L.A. Lakers = Trey Johnson
- Milwaukee = Chris Douglas-Roberts
- New Jersey = Brandan Wright and Ben Uzoh
- New Orleans = Jason Smith
- Sacramento = Darnell Jackson
- Toronto = Julian Wright and Joey Dorsey
- Washington = Yi Jianlian and Mustafa Shakur



The following players had their 2012/13 rookie scale team options exercised:

- Atlanta: Jeff Teague
- Boston: Avery Bradley
- Chicago: Taj Gibson
- Cleveland: Christian Eyenga
- Dallas: Dominique Jones and Rodrigue Beaubois
- Denver: Ty Lawson
- Golden State: Stephen Curry and Ekpe Udoh
- Indiana: Darren Collison, Tyler Hansbrough and Paul George
- L.A. Clippers: Blake Griffin, Eric Bledsoe and Al-Farouq Aminu
- Milwaukee: Larry Sanders and Brandon Jennings
- Minnesota: Wayne Ellington, Wesley Johnson and Lazar Hayward
- Oklahoma City: B.J. Mullens, Serge Ibaka, Eric Maynor, Cole Aldrich and James Harden
- Portland: Luke Babbitt and Elliot Williams
- Sacramento: Tyreke Evans, DeMarcus Cousins and Omri Casspi [since traded to Cleveland]
- Toronto: Ed Davis, James Johnson and DeMar Derozan
- Utah: Gordon Hayward and Derrick Favors
- Washington: Kevin Seraphin, John Wall, Trevor Booker and Jordan Crawford



The following players did not have their 2012/13 rookie scale team options exercised:

- Charlotte: Gerald Henderson
- Detroit: Greg Monroe and Austin Daye
- Houston: Patrick Patterson, Jonny Flynn, Hasheem Thabeet, Jordan Hill and Terrence Williams
- Memphis: Xavier Henry and Greivis Vasquez
- New Jersey: Damion James
- New Orleans: Quincy Pondexter
- New York: Toney Douglas
- Orlando: Daniel Orton
- Philadelphia: Jrue Holiday, Craig Brackins and Evan Turner
- San Antonio: James Anderson
 






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