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NBA Salaries index

There follows a link to all teams salaries, accompanied by an anagram of that team's name. For no reason at all.

- Hank La Swatta (Italian-American pest removal expert)
- Bisect T. Colons (pioneering surgeon and amateur botanist)
- Bob the Scrotal Cat (a small part in the musical "Cats")
- Cos I chug ball (no comment)
- Viva Dell Clearances! (euphoria as computer shop has sale)
- "Marvel! Salad sick!" (doctors pioneer vomiting foodstuffs)
- Never get dungs (wife's advice to husband shopping for first time)
- Stop idiot Stern (don't sue)
- Worst garroted aliens (begs the question, who are the best?)
- The sun rocks, too (it does)
- Aid rap canines (sponsor a Dogg for just £2 a month)
- Lager closes nipples (funny, I find it does the opposite)
- General Al K. Losses (a famous general)
- Memphis Grizzlies (I got nothing.) (NB: STOP SENDING THEM IN.)
- Hi. I am meat. (So am I. We have lots in common)
- We suck bum alike (transliteral Japanese anime porn)
- Interwoven metabolisms (or, "Lesbian M removes own tit")
- Wee Jenny rests (after a long day of shooting dwarf porn, maybe)
- Narrow Toneless Hen (the arch nemesis of Fat Baritone Pigeon)
- Wonky knickers (wee Jenny's embarassing medical affliction)
- Tail Mud Horny Hotcake (I just wanted to say horny hotcake)
- Macaroni Gold (straight-to-video Joe Pesci film)
- '67 Papa, hellish ride (don't know what this is. Used car advert?)
- Punish on sex (tough on sex, tough on the causes of sex)
- Part Troll: Zebra Island (the next Bill Bailey DVD)
- Making Ancestors (for those not into making babies)
- Ass Patrons Union (I'd join this, by the way)
- Ran to port roots (the diary entry of a mutinying pirate)
- A jazz hut (like you could do better)
- Zits! Onward: washing! (words to live by.)


Glossary


Glossary of terms used on salary pages:


Player option: Player has the option to extend the contract to already dictated terms.

Team option: Team has the option to extend the contract to already dictated terms.

Early termination option: Same principle as player option, but with some subtle differences that aren't particularly important, and aren't interesting unless you're unfathomably keen for this sort of thing.

Qualifying offer: The amount of money the team has to extend as a contract offer to a player to make them a restricted free agent. Player can choose to accept the offer, or do all manner of other things. All players with three years or less experience that are becoming free agents are eligible, with the exception of players who were on a rookie scale contract who didn't make it the full four years due to having one or both of their team option years declined.

Unguaranteed: Contracts that aren't fully guaranteed. Obviously. Details of how much or how little is guaranteed is usually to be found by holding the mouse over the player name.

Not on roster: Player is still on the team's salary figure, but not on the roster. For example, people who were on the roster but who were cut for lack of skill, or players who took buyouts. Note: this is only for salaries which the team has on its salary figure - that is, players who retired due to injury and whom had their salaries removed from the team salary figure are NOT listed.

Mauve: A sort of purple colour.


In all cases, hold your mouse over a player's name for more information.



Qualifying offers NOT included in team salary totals at any point, for they are not committed salary.



2011/12 max salary cap figure: $58,044,000
2011/12 min salary cap figure: $46,435,200
2011/12 luxury tax threshold: $70,307,000

2011/12 Mid Level Exception figure: $5,000,000
2011/12 Mid Level Exception figure, tax payers: $3,000,000
2011/12 Mid Level Exception figure, cap roomers: $2,500,000

2011/12 maximum player salary, 0-6 years service: $12,922,194
2011/12 maximum player salary, 7-9 years service: $15,506,632
2011/12 maximum player salary, 10+ years service: $18,091,071
  Links:

  Salary Index
  Salary Guide
  Salary Cap Exceptions
  Trade Exceptions
  Free Agent Cap Holds
  Draft Pick Cap Holds
  Expiring Contracts
  Trade Kickers



Total 2011/12 team salaries:

1 $87,865,859
2 $79,205,308
3 $77,261,861
4 $74,825,424
5 $73,158,034
6 $71,411,715
7 $70,442,035
8 $69,230,087
9 $68,773,089
10 $66,689,808
11 $66,187,601
12 $65,868,825
13 $64,421,613
14 $63,949,505
15 $63,075,891
16 $61,002,151
17 $60,708,699
18 $60,039,719
19 $59,305,674
20 $59,001,709
21 $57,902,044
22 $57,757,537
23 $57,633,685
24 $57,266,790
25 $56,844,339
26 $56,343,262
27 $53,742,598
28 $51,196,793
29 $48,614,254
30 $43,773,036


Total committed salaries:

1 $382,126,881
2 $309,590,582
3 $267,524,797
4 $246,787,312
5 $244,406,378
6 $236,638,098
7 $235,622,083
8 $202,127,209
9 $195,841,603
10 $192,302,469
11 $188,174,254
12 $187,834,756
13 $185,294,999
14 $180,969,030
15 $174,193,412
16 $162,467,640
17 $161,148,173
18 $159,708,082
19 $158,514,782
20 $153,173,159
21 $151,916,270
22 $147,823,992
23 $145,516,054
24 $141,149,383
25 $139,311,736
26 $135,359,669
27 $131,898,005
28 $125,885,426
29 $102,555,539
30 $98,284,156


Updated as of 5th January 2012.







 


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