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Salaries index

There follows a link to all teams salaries, accompanied by an anagram of that team's name.

For no reason at all.

- Hank La Swatta (Italian-American pest removal expert)
- Bisect T. Colons (pioneering surgeon and amateur botanist)
- Bob the Scrotal Cat (a small part in the musical "Cats")
- Cos I chug ball (um, no comment)
- Viva Dell Clearances! (euphoria as computer shop has sale)
- "Marvel! Salad sick!" (doctors pioneer vomiting foodstuffs)
- Never get dungs (wife's advice to husband shopping for first time)
- Stop idiot Stern (don't sue)
- Worst garroted aliens (begs the question, who are the best?)
- The sun rocks, too (it does)
- Aid rap canines (sponsor a Dogg for just £2 a month)
- Lager closes nipples (funny, I find it does the opposite)
- General Al K. Losses (a famous general)
- Memphis Grizzlies (I got nothing.) (NB: STOP SENDING THEM IN.)
- Hi. I am meat. (So am I. We have lots in common)
- We suck bum alike (transliteral Japanese anime porn)
- Interwoven metabolisms (or, "Lesbian M removes own tit")
- Wee Jenny rests (after a long day of shooting dwarf porn, maybe)
- Narrow Toneless Hen (the arch nemesis of Fat Baritone Pigeon)
- Wonky knickers (wee Jenny's embarassing medical affliction)
- Tail Mud Horny Hotcake (Doesn't make sense. I just wanted to say horny hotcake.)
- Macaroni Gold (straight-to-video Joe Pesci film)
- '67 Papa, hellish ride (don't know what this is. Used car advert?)
- Punish on sex (tough on sex, tough on the causes of sex)
- Part Troll: Zebra Island (the next Bill Bailey DVD)
- Making Ancestors (for those not into making babies)
- Ass Patrons Union (I'd join this, by the way)
- Ran to port roots (the diary entry of a mutinying pirate)
- A jazz hut (like you could do better)
- Zits! Onward: washing! (words to live by.


Dull stuff that you may find useful:

Glossary of terms used on salary pages:

Player option: Player has the option to extend the contract to already dictated terms.

Team option: Team has the option to extend the contract to already dictated terms.

Early termination option: Same principle as player option, but with some subtle differences that aren't particularly important, and definitely aren't interesting.

Qualifying offer: The amount of money the team has to extend as a contract offer to a player to make them a restricted free agent. Player can choose to accept the offer, or do all manner of other things. Only the potential qualifying offers of first round draft picks coming off of rookie contracts are listed - all players with three years or less experience that are becoming free agents are eligible, but aren't listed unless offer is extended, because I'm lazy and it's pointless.

Unguaranteed: Err, unguaranteed contracts? Details of how much or how little is guaranteed is usually to be found on the 'Additional Info' pop-ups. If it's not, that's because we don't know.

Not on roster: Player is still on the team's salary figure, but not on the roster. For example, people who were on the roster but who were cut for being crap, or players who took buyouts. Note: this is only for salaries which the team has on it's salary figure - that is, players who retired due to injury and whom had their salaries removed from the team salary figure are NOT listed. If that makes no sense, then just ignore it, because it's dull anyway.

Mauve: A sort of purple colour.



Qualifying offers NOT included in team salary totals at any point.

Set-off amounts are also NOT included because my brain just can't deal with it.



2008/09 max salary cap figure: $58,680,000
2008/09 min salary cap figure: $44,010,000
2008/09 luxury tax threshold: $71,150,000

2008/09 Mid Level Exception figure: $5,585,000
2008/09 Bi-Annual Exception figure: $1,910,000

2008/09 maximum player salary, 0-6 years service: $13,758,000
2008/09 maximum player salary, 7-9 years service: $16,509,600
2008/09 maximum player salary, 10+ years service: $19,261,200



Total 2008/09 team salaries:

1 $76,967,090
2 $76,186,248
3 $75,002,726
4 $74,236,018
5 $72,054,727
6 $71,873,737
7 $71,299,781
8 $70,393,475
9 $69,856,874
10 $69,326,776
11 $69,080,965
12 $68,555,959
13 $65,576,148
14 $64,369,949
15 $64,233,486
16 $63,213,548
17 $59,632,102
18 $58,816,186
19 $58,610,662
20 $57,695,680
21 $55,613,295
22 $51,440,808
23 $48,898,464
24 $47,855,631
25 $46,737,002
26 $46,602,386
27 $42,799,583
28 $42,512,229
29 $37,302,577
30 $37,129,532







 


Note: we cannot verify 100% accuracy, because salary information is not made public. But, through hours of research and stuff, we know we're pretty close. More importantly, we're more accurate than everyone else. And that's what counts.

I have no idea why I keep typing "we", for this is a one man project. Oh well.


Also, please please please note that calculating a teams cap space is not as simple as just looking at a team's committed salary figure and taking that number away from the cap figure, the same as it isn't for determining who pays tax and who doesn't. There's way more tedious shit that goes into it than that. But if you think I'm calculating it down to the penny for all 30 teams, you are very much mistaken. Just ask someone knowledgable.


2008/09 salaries can be found by sneakily adding "/2009" to the URL. Figure out where exactly for yourselves.



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