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The Josh Davis commemorative "I'm going to see how many different
NBA teams I can sign with in the first three seasons of my NBA career
before disppearing to the Ukraine or somewhere" award
Bobby Jones
Denver Nuggets
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The Damon Jones commemorative "how and when in the name of all that's
holy did this decidedly awful player suddenly become a feared jumpshooter
off of the bench?" award
Sasha Vujacic
Los Angeles Lakers
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The Kevin Willis celebratory carriage clock for being really, really
old
P.J. Brown
Boston Celtics
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The Walter Herrmann award for the player who looks most like the lead
singer of that frankly shocking band "Nickleback" who, despite
their shockingness, happen to occasionally write the occasional really
catchy song, about which, if you say you don't like it, you're lying
Walter Herrmann
Charlotte Bobcats/Detroit Pistonms
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The inaugral Jamario Moon award for "player whose name you have
seen battered around for years, in summer leagues and minor leagues and
whatnot, who finally gets a shot in the NBA and who turns out to not just
be a scrub, but a regular starter for a playoff team". [Note:
award may never be won again.]
Jamario Moon
Toronto Raptors
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The Ben Wallace "HOW MUCH?!?!?!?!" award
Rashard Lewis
Orlando Magic
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The Lavar Postell award for impressive numbers posted during meaningless
games which are not particularly indicative of that players potential
or future, but which are fun while they last
Ramon Sessions
Milwaukee Bucks
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The Szymon Szewcyk award for "nope, can't pronounce that"
Lukasz Obrzut
Atlanta Hawks
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The Andy Betts award for "most pointless inclusion into any trade
ever"
Sergei Lishouk's draft rights
Memphis to Houston
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The Garth Joseph award for "most random training camp signing from
an old fart whose career you thought was long since over" (joint
winners)
 
Tony Massenburg and Stacey Augmon
Washington Wizards/Denver Nuggets
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Tea cosy hair of the year
Zaza Pachulia (again)
Atlanta Hawks
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Alarmingly fat bastard award, 2008
Glen Davis
Boston Celtics
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Teeth of the year
Jannero Pargo (forever and always)
New Orleans Hornets
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The Rick Brunson award for best Rick Brunson
Anthony Carter
Denver Nuggets
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Greasy Argentinian mullet of the year
Fabricio
Oberto (again)
San Antonio Spurs
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Shameless chucker of the year
Larry Hughes
Cleveland Cavaliers/Chicago Bulls
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Sasha of the year
Sasha
Vujacic
Los Angeles Lakers
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Player with the most ironic name
Chucky Atkins
Denver Nuggets
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