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Hair of the year
Walter Herrmann
Charlotte Bobcats
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Player least likely to be ploughing supermodels and yet somehow he actually is
Sarunas Jasikevicius
Golden State Warriors
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Old Man River
P.J. Brown
Chicago Bulls
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Best player with a girls face
Adam Morrison
Charlotte Bobcats
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Frankly scary bastard of the year
Stephen Jackson
Golden State Warriors
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Least Improved Player
Mike Bibby
Sacramento Kings
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Lithuanian of the year
Martin Andrews
Chicago Bulls
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Tea cosy hair of the year
Zaza Pachulia
Atlanta Hawks
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Alarmingly fat bastard 2007
Micky Sweets
Chicago Bulls
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Teeth of the year
Jannero Pargo
New Orleans Hornets
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The Rick Brunson award
for best Rick Brunson
Steve Blake
Denver Nuggets
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Mullet of the year
Fabricio
Oberto (again)
San Antonio Spurs
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Shameless chucker of the year
J.R. Smiff
Denver Nuggets
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Sasha of the year
Sasha Pavlovic
Cleveland Cavaliers
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Player with the most
ironic name
Brandon Roy
Portland Trail Blazers
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