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Hair of the year

Josh Childress
Atlanta Hawks
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SKELETOR! of the year

Alex Acker
Detroit Pistons
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Best name
Boney
face and dong
Los Angeles Clippers
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Best player with a girls name

Lindsey Hunter
Detroit Pistons
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Truly useless player of the year

Ronny Turiaf
Los Angeles Lakers
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Ugly bastard of the year

Stephen Jackson
Indiana Pacers
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Lithuanian of the year

Darius Songaila
Chicago Bulls
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Bad hair of the year

Smush Parker's slit
Los Angeles Lakers
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Alarmingly fat bastard 2006

Jerome James
New York Knicks
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Teeth of the year

Eric
Williams
Toronto Raptors
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The Rick Brunson award
for best Rick Brunson

Rick Brunson
Houston Rockets
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Mullet of the year

Fabricio
Oberto
San Antonio Spurs
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Smallest head of the year

Erick Dampier
Dallas Mavericks
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Moochie of the year

Moochie
Norris
Houston Rockets
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Player with the most
ironic name

Chucky Atkins
Memphis Grizzlies
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