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"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs" - Bobby Knight


2006 Official NBA Awards



Most Valuable Player





Steve Nash

Phoenix Suns


Defensive Player of the year





Ben Wallace

Detroit Pistons


Most Improved Player





Boris Diaw

Phoenix Suns


Rookie of the year






Chris Paul

New Orleans Hornets


Sixth man of the year





Mike Miller

Memphis Grizzlies


Coach of the year





Avery Johnson

Dallas Mavericks







2006 Not-so-official NBA Awards



Hair of the year






Josh Childress

Atlanta Hawks


SKELETOR! of the year






Alex Acker

Detroit Pistons


Best name




Boney face and dong

Los Angeles Clippers


Best player with a girls name






Lindsey Hunter

Detroit Pistons


Truly useless player of the year





Ronny Turiaf

Los Angeles Lakers


Ugly bastard of the year





Stephen Jackson

Indiana Pacers


Lithuanian of the year






Darius Songaila

Chicago Bulls


Bad hair of the year





Smush Parker's slit

Los Angeles Lakers


Alarmingly fat bastard 2006





Jerome James

New York Knicks



Teeth of the year






Eric Williams

Toronto Raptors


The Rick Brunson award
for best Rick Brunson






Rick Brunson

Houston Rockets



Mullet of the year





Fabricio Oberto

San Antonio Spurs



Smallest head of the year






Erick Dampier

Dallas Mavericks



Moochie of the year






Moochie Norris

Houston Rockets


Player with the most
ironic name






Chucky Atkins

Memphis Grizzlies




Previous winners


- 2007
- 2006

- 2005
- 2004
- 2003

- 2002
- 2001
- 2000

- 1999
- 1998
- 1997

- 1996
- 1995
- 1994

- 1993
- 1992
- 1991

- 1990
- 1989
- 1988

- 1987
- 1986
- 1985



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