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Hair of the year

Shaun
Livingston
Los Angeles Clippers
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Consonant Champion

Wally
Szczerbiak
Minnesota Timberwolves
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Best name
Boney
face and dong
(Boniface N'Dong)
Los Angeles Clippers
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Best player with a girls name

Tracy
McGrady
Houston Rockets
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Best player with a girl's face

Tyronn
Lue
Atlanta Hawks
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Ugly bastard of the year

Ben
Handlogten
Utah Jazz
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Lithuanian of the year

Zydrunas
Ilgauskas
Cleveland Cavaliers
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Eerily bad player of the year

Jared
Reiner
Chicago Bulls
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Alarmingly fat bastard 2005

Mike
Sweetney
New York Knicks
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Teeth of the year

Jerome
Williams
New York Knicks
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The Rick Brunson award
for best Rick Brunson

Chris
Duhon
Chicago Bulls
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Mullet of the year

Fabricio
Oberto
San Antonio Spurs
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Best cheerleader

Jennifer
Golden State Warriors
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Moochie of the year

Moochie
Norris
Houston Rockets
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Best player to be
named after a fish

John
Salmons
Philadelphia 76ers
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