Congratulations to Zach Randolph

Congratulations to you, Zach Randolph. With this latest arrest, you have moved out of a tie with Cliff Robinson and Rod Strickland for second place, and into a tie with Latrell Sprewell for first place on the "most entries on this website's off-court issues list" list, with 7 seperate documented incidents.

Rafer Alston is jealous.

Clippers forward Zach Randolph was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol on Monday morning by the California Highway Patrol.

Several hours later, the Clippers suspended Randolph, 27, for two games for what they called "conduct detrimental to the team." There are five games left in the Clippers' season.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-randolph-dui7-2009apr07,0,3222795.story

Also, multiple people insinuated that the Kirk Snyder story that featured earlier on this blog might have been an invention of mine. With that in mind, I'd like to remind you that, outside of the occasional attempted Monty Python-style gag on the player profiles (which are hopefully obvious in their inanity), this site is for the representation of true facts only. And lots of them, hopefully. This is not The Onion or the Serious Sports Network. Maybe it should be. But it isn't.

A-thank yaw.