"Come and touch it, Dave"
Um....wow.
Not funny if it's true, possibly the funniest thing ever if it isn't. Also, congratulations go to any man who can sued a famous athlete and not ask for $500 billion in the process. Particularly one who may have seen Eddy Curry naked.
New York Post: Knick slaped with sexual harassment suit
Knicks center Eddy Curry was slapped with a shocking sex-harassment suit Monday by his former driver, who claims the 6-foot-11 hoopster tried to solicit gay sex from him.
The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave."
Curry also made Kuchinsky perform "humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them," the Manhattan federal court suit says.
Not funny if it's true, possibly the funniest thing ever if it isn't. Also, congratulations go to any man who can sued a famous athlete and not ask for $500 billion in the process. Particularly one who may have seen Eddy Curry naked.
Labels: Arrests And That, Eddy Curry, Knicks, Sexual Harassment
posted by Sham at
4:24 AM
3 Comments:
Well, I might have to take that back. It's either a suit for $93,000 or $5 million.
http://www.newsday.com/sports/ny-spmain0113,0,6286509.story
HE sounds like a homosexual HAL 3000! DAVE, I WILL PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT DAVE. DAVE, COME BACK HERE DAVE!
Eddy Curry Wants Your Ding Dong...
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