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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Josh, you rapscallious bugger!



Josh Howard! You wild thing!

You smoke weed! You drive too fast! You claim not to respect the national anthem when the viewing audience of millions aren't around to see your protest!

What kind of a crazy bastard are you?!?!?!? Is there no end to your rebellious ways? Will you shave a word into your head? Will you wear a hat at a provocative angle? Will you wear your shorts below your knee line? Will you flip off David Stern next time he turns his back to you? (Something which he may well do.) Will you go around calling Donyell Marshall, Donyell Darshall? Will you have sex with a woman of loose morals and labia and then never speak to her again? Will you? I bet you will. You're such a maverick. You don't play by the rules!!

Phewph! Where will it end??? You're just so, out there!!!

(Ha! Maverick! Get it?)



NB: The preceding message was liberally daubed in sarcasm.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Josh Howard needs to add a disclaimer to let people know when he's also being sarcastic. Unless only white people are allowed to be sarcastic.

Also

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080917/sp_afp/basketnbamaverickshoward_080917204940

He's a Wizard!

Thursday, September 18, 2008 8:35:00 PM  
Blogger Sham said...

Just not that smart, is he?

Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm.. sham u said u got this great computer yet you have very little posts since then. you upset me you turd nugget

Tuesday, September 23, 2008 5:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Marius said...

Hey, the Spurs signed Salim Stoudamire, you gotta do a blog entry!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008 3:51:00 PM  
Blogger Sham said...

The blog post I'm writing is about 44,000 words long. You will wait for it and then you will like it.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008 3:55:00 PM  

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