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Wednesday, 6 August 2008

Channing Frye's blog

Is worth visiting at least once.

I prayed to God for a miracle and what happened? Free internet in the PDX airport. The time blew by. I looked at all the funny videos from the letter-opening bunny to the daily condensed soup, which I recommend for everyone to watch — it’s hilarious.

I get on the plane sit in my nice comfortable 1st class seat and to my dismay the “bubble gut monster” arose his bubbly badness inside my stomach. What I mean is that I had to lay down a huge fart. If we were outside in the woods or maybe at an all-guys party I would have tore a hole in the universe but I had to hold it. Too many people too soon and I knew it was gonna smell.


Et cetera.

All I ask for from NBA players is a semblance of personality. It's a small ask, yet one often unfulfilled by people professionally trained to be dull and boring. A small bit of personality goes a long way, particularly if you aren't very good. If you're likeable as a person, then by proxy you're more likeable as a player. This theory worked on me for Paul Shirley, Scot Pollard, Mark Pope, Andrew Bogut, Rod Benson, Yao Ming, Jalen Rose, Rasheed Wallace, Jonny Gomes, and even Ron Artest. In my book, you gain invauable bonus points for just not being dull. (Let it be known, though, that you will also lose said points for all animal cruelty charges accrued. So that definitely counts against Ron.)

Similarly, if you're completely humourless, the chances are that I won't even try to enjoy watching you play. This is why I'm always quick to defoul Josh Smith, try to avoid Cavaliers games, and why the Derrick Rose era doesn't hearten me as much as it should. (Michael Beasley is entertaining, and he's good. Let it be known that I wanted him, while also remembering that my opinion on draftees ain't worth a damn thing.)

So every time I learn of an NBA player showing signs of a personality without a hint of remorse, I'm all for you. Well done, Mr Frye. Keep writing and not being Josh Smith.

(By the way, the above "personality = good" theory doesn't particularly apply to Gilbert Arenas. He's just interfering. Points gained for trying, points lost for being annoying.)

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6 Comments:

Anonymous WillC said...

Absolutely bloody brilliant! Frye is now one of my favourite players. I read his whole blog entry about his plane experience. Classic stuff.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008 4:52:00 PM  
Blogger Sham said...

You wouldn't happen to know anybody called Daniel Ross, would you?

Wednesday, August 06, 2008 5:13:00 PM  
Anonymous WillC said...

No Sham, that name doesn't ring a bell unfortunately. Why do you ask?

Friday, August 08, 2008 12:17:00 PM  
Blogger Sham said...

Any time a random British Bulls fan that I've never heard of adds me on Facebook, I try to find out how the hell they found me. It's not like I give my real name out or anything.

Friday, August 08, 2008 1:25:00 PM  
Anonymous WillC said...

I don't even know what your name is (and don't really care), so it wasn't me.

Monday, August 11, 2008 2:39:00 PM  
Anonymous WillC said...

More from Channing Frye, taken from Yahoo.com...

Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely.

“He favors dunking on your head, that’s what he favors,” Frye said after giving up his share to Oden in the workout.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008 12:29:00 PM  

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