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Monday, 21 July 2008

Summer signings, round 6

- So, in the last post, I talk about how the Boston Celtics free agents aren't expected back. I wasn't speculating or breaking news, merely regurgitating the news offered up by various Celtics beat writers. What then immediately happens? Eddie House and Tony Allen re-sign. Ter-bloody-riffic. Can't I be allowed to self-own without the assistance of others? I say enough dumb shit of my own to kick my own arse many times over. I don't need the incisive input of others to further drag me down, too. Dammit. The lesson, as ever: screw Danny Ainge.

- Speaking of the Celtics, they were also reported to be in the running for Golden State Warriors free agent forward, Matt Barnes. But Barnes has apparently (and I'm using that word at all times now) committed to sign with the Phoenix Suns for the minimum. How the hell did that happen? How did a decent player go for the minimum, when we're still only in the first month of free agency, a month that has seen inferior and comparable players go for the full mid level exception? How have Matt Barnes and his agent not managed to turn his career resurgence into a single multi-year contract yet? How did Steve Kerr manage to pull off such a good move? And why couldn't the Celtics wade in with at least their bi-annual exception? The lesson, as ever: screw Danny Ainge.

(Note: Rumour has it that the Celtics are pursuing Dallas Mavericks forward Devean George, who isn't expected to re-sign with Dallas for obvious reasons. (Also note: for those unaware of the obvious reasons, here they are: 1) Devean George is a bit crap, and 2) Devean George vetoed the original Jason Kidd deal, which, while rather inconsequential in the end, was definitely a bit embarassing. Double bracket.) George isn't a bad backup plan for the Celtics, despite me just calling him "a bit crap". But I still don't see why you wouldn't offer offer just a teeeeeny bit more for Matt Barnes, luxury tax ramifications be damned. You just won a title, for God's sake. Why such tight purse strings?)

- Josh Childress has balls of steel. Depending on who you believe, it's all but a done deal that Childress is going to sign with Olympiakos in Greece, in what is either the biggest deal ever signed by a European team, or close to it. There are people scattered all around the internet who can write, will write, and who are writiing considerably longer articles about what this move will mean for the long term future of the NBA, and particularly the perils and pitfalls of restricted free agency, something which I personally hope dies a miserable death. (Through a combination of the draft, restricted free agency, and being traded, some NBA players can go their whole careers without ever being able to choose their place of employment. How is that fair, even with the massive salaries that they get?) I, however, can't be bothered. But I will commend Childress for his testicular fortitude - trapped in a situation without any real leverage, he managed to find some, a victory for humanity and oppression everywhere. And for Europe, obviously. (By the way, for those who love to say things like "Childress won't fit in in Europe because he's not a very good shooter".....there's more to European basketball than shooting, you know.)

- Nets forward Bostjan Nachbar has also gone to Europe, signing with Dynamo Moscow (that's in Moscow) for three years. The weird pile-on effect from the Childress move is the subsequent over-analysis of the decision for every player who signs in Europe, such as Nachbar and Carlos Delfino. Suddenly, every European signing is symbolic of the demise of the strength of the dollar, or of a systematic failure of the NBA machine. But caught up in that overexuberance are two key oversights:

1) Nachbar and Delfino both started out in European leagues, so going back there isn't all that alien of a concept.

2) They are average NBA players at best. Average to fringe NBA players have occasionally signed in Europe for a while now. It is a direct by-product of the NBA teams signing and drafting so much European talent for themselves - there are only 450 spots in the NBA for about 600 deemed to be worthwhile players, and so some people are going to lose out.

Things are changing, but Bostjan Nachbar isn't a symptom. But, hey, don't let that stop you from overthinking it if you want.


- Primoz Brezec of the Toronto Raptors also signed in Europe, for Lottomatica Roma of Italy. But no one cares about that.

- In a shock NBA-to-NBA transaction, the Orlando Magic signed and traded Keyon Dooling to the Nets, in exchange for nothing significant at all. This represents the first bit of profitable Creative Financing™ of Magic GM Otis Smith's career, so maybe he's learning. As for the Nets, they now have 18 players under contract, but I'm sure that they can find it within themselves to cut Maurice Ager and Keith Van Horn. It is, however, the final nail in the coffin for my Andres Nocioni trade idea. Damn shame.

- Finally, I can bring you big news of two further European signings. Tamar Slay signed with Avellino in Italy, and Boise State's finest Matt Nelson signed with Mahatman Gandia in Spain's lower leagues. This interested me unil I realised that Boise State's finest Matt Nelson was not THE Matt Nelson. I know you feel that pain.

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8 Comments:

Blogger moocow422 said...

GregOstertagsHairline -- is that what i think it is? time to usher in the new era?

primo brezec was fantastic in toronto - 'gangsta' this and 'gangsta' that, exhuberant ball of energy.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 5:46:00 PM  
Blogger Sham said...

Just experimenting.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 5:59:00 PM  
Anonymous your favourite sun said...

Did you ever mention the Brandon Jennings signing?

Wednesday, July 23, 2008 6:34:00 AM  
Blogger Sham said...

I started writing a blog post on that. Haven't finished yet. I have 8 unfinished blog posts. One of them from March. I think I have attention problems, you know.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008 6:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi.

Does the Hawks still own Josh Childress's rights in the NBA? I mean, is he going to be still a restricted free agent when he returns to NBA?

Thursday, July 24, 2008 11:23:00 AM  
Blogger Sham said...

As of right now, yes. But if they ever have big cap room - they might next summer - then they'll have to rneounce him. Then again, Childress might be back next summer, so who knows.

But as of right now, yes, he remains a restricted free agent in the NBA. The same applies to Ersan Ilyasova and Alex Acker, who did the same as Childress in recent years, and whose rights are owned by Milwaukee and Detroit respectively. But no one cared when they did it.

Juan Carlos Navarro is also still Memphis's restricted free agent, and Carlos Delfino still is Toronto's. There may be others that I'm forgetting, too.

Thursday, July 24, 2008 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that mean Juan Carlos Navarro currently has a cap hold in Grizzles' cap? If so, how much?

Thursday, July 24, 2008 3:07:00 PM  
Blogger Sham said...

Pittance.
They're cap holds that aren't charged to your payroll and tax calculations, because you're not actually paying them anything. But they do cut into your cap space, if you have any,

Thursday, July 24, 2008 3:24:00 PM  

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