Where Are They Now? Part 5

Tony Bobbitt is playing for Bremerhaven in Germany. Also, on the subject of Tony Bobbitt, this is simply staggering.

European star Dejan Bodiroga, 1995 draft pick of the Sacramento Kings, has retired. This doesn't necessarily mean that the Kings aren't still demanding a first round draft pick for his rights, but it does ensure that they won't get it.

Curtis Borchardt is playing his third season for Granada in Spain.

Ruben Boumtje Boumtje Boumtje Boumtje Boumtje is playing for Oldenburg in Germany.

Brandon Bowman is playing for Ignis, of the Italian Lega 2. For those numerically unaware, that's not a good league to play in.

Cedric Bozeman is playing for the Energa Czarni Slupsk of the Polish league. This is a worse league to play in, although playing for a team called Slupsk must numb the pain a bit. Bozeman is also shooting 21% on three pointers this year, so it's nice to see him willing to improve his game.

Michael Bradley is playing alongside the aforementioned and incredulous Curtis Borchardt for Granada. That must be a pretty sight to witness.

Shawn Bradley retired a while ago, as you no doubt know. But did you also know that his five children all have names that begin with "Ch"? Fun fact. No idea why this is. Maybe he and the missus have a Lorenzen Wright thing going.

Torraye Braggs is playing in the fabled basketball powerhouse of Jordan (for all Americans out there, it's a country), for an amazingly named team called "Orthodox", in an even more amazingly named league called the "Excellent League". I enjoyed looking this up. The results were good. Time was well spent.

J.R. Bremer ISN'T playing with Tony Bobbitt for Bremerhaven in Germany, which is a dumbfoundingly stupid move on Bremer's part. It was meant to be, surely? The marketing writes itself, and surely you'd have no trouble selling yourself to the team when your name was destined to fit so snugly alongside it. (The same thing once happened to Arsene Wenger.) Instead, Bremer is playing for Spartak Vladivostock in Russia, alongside Joseph Blair. Which, you know, is a decent excuse for playing for Bremerhaven. The lure of playing alongside Joseph Blair is impossible to resist.

Jamison Brewer is seemingly out of basketball, having not played this season. Then again, was he ever really in basketball? What did he do except run into shot every time Reggie Miller hit a big three? Email if you know the answer.