Where Are They Now? Part 26

Aaron Miles plays for Cajasol Sevilla in Spain, where he averages 9.3 points and 3.6 assists a game.

Oliver Miller played in the ABA briefly last year, for a team called the Arkansas RiverCatz (the Z makes it appeal to kids!), but hasn't played anywhere this year. And at age 38, he probably won't do it again, either.

Reggie Miller is these days a piss poor announcer, who contemplated whether to sign with the Boston Celtics this summer, before seemingly deciding not to disgrace his legacy by doing so. And why would he, when he could disgrace himself from the sidelines instead.

Paul Miller is playing for Polonia in Poland, averaging 11.6 points and 6.7 rebounds, all the while playing alongside a guy so fantastic that when we get to the letter R, he'll get his own dissertation.

Ricky Minard averages 14.1 points and 3.1 rebounds, alongside another who-the-hell, Kiwame Garris.

Albert Miralles remains in Spain, doing his Edwin Starr impressions for Pamesa Valencia. Miralles averages 6.5 points and 3.4 rebounds.

Jerome Moiso just won the ULEB cup with Barcelona, putting up a record 4 blocked shots in the final. (4 blocks is the record? Weird.)

Sergei Monia plays for Dynamo Moscow in London (just checking), alongside the long list of players mentioned in the Yaroslav Korolev entry. Monia (or Monya) averages 8.2 points and 3.8 rebounds.

Patch Morlende barely plays for Gravelines-Dunkerque in France, and simply has not panned out.

Terence Morris has wound up with Maccabi Tel-Aviv in Israel, whch is not bad going for a player of his calibre. Even better, Morris averages 10.6 points and 7.8 rebounds, which wasn't nearly as shit as I was expecting. So well done him.

Toree Morris is playing in the Portuguese league, which isn't a common occurence. Morris averages 6.4 points and 6.3 rebounds.

Gabe Muoneke spent most of the year with Tau Ceramica in Spain, but after learning that they wouldn't extend his contract, he left last month. Muoneke averaged only 5.2 points and 3.1 rebounds. Also on the Tau roster are ex-NBA'ers Igor Rakocevic and Pete Mickeal, both of whom look far better there than here. (And by "here", I mean "the NBA". Not "England".)