Hy-pathetical Situation
You're 49-32, fighting for the 8th seed in the playoffs. The team you're battling is 48-32. Even though you have the tiebreaker, you really need to win your last game to ensure the final spot. And it's not going to be easy. It's All Hands On Dick time, with the playoff intensity needing to be in full swing.
What's the first thing that you need?
A drink, obviously.
What a really stupid time for that. A really, really stupid time. There's never a good time, but this is a particularly stupid one.
If I was earning $13 million this year, I'd get some hired help on the driving. I really would. At the very least, you'd get one of your millions of hangers-on to help you out. That's what they're there for, isn't it? Make them earn their free tickets.
It really is amazingly stupid that DUI's (or DWI's, depending on what state you're in. So to speak.) continue to be so rife in the world of professional sports. And I have no idea why it continues. At least no one died, or crashed while watching porn. So that's something.
In other NBA news, I don't know why this is funny, but it is, and it needs posting, but doesn't merit its own post. So we'll make it an addendum to this one.
I don't do captions. Apply within.
What's the first thing that you need?
A drink, obviously.
What a really stupid time for that. A really, really stupid time. There's never a good time, but this is a particularly stupid one.
If I was earning $13 million this year, I'd get some hired help on the driving. I really would. At the very least, you'd get one of your millions of hangers-on to help you out. That's what they're there for, isn't it? Make them earn their free tickets.
It really is amazingly stupid that DUI's (or DWI's, depending on what state you're in. So to speak.) continue to be so rife in the world of professional sports. And I have no idea why it continues. At least no one died, or crashed while watching porn. So that's something.
In other NBA news, I don't know why this is funny, but it is, and it needs posting, but doesn't merit its own post. So we'll make it an addendum to this one.
I don't do captions. Apply within.
Labels: Arrests And That, Carmelo Anthony, Celtics, Nuggets, People Looking A Bit Daft, Sam Cassell, Things That Annoy Me, Warriors
posted by Sham at
5:30 AM
1 Comments:
Hahaha, that old picture of Sam Cassell with the horrific grin and hand down his pants is still my desktop picture.
Don't know if I should replace it with the new picture of an Asian fellow with a horrific grin on his face about to stick his hand down Sam Cassell's pants.
Tough call.
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